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Cause y'all are the only people I know adding corned can and tuna to spaghetti and pizzas. It's like you're trying to do a hate crime to Italian food.

Seems snowy....a little too snowy...

Do they play jizz or hot jizz?

Oh...well I brought them chocolate covered espresso beans to help them focus on their studies. It always worked for me during my masters thesis. Anyway have fun tonight!! Byeeeee

I mean I'm not going to throw shade at pot smokers but if you can explain to your niece why your jacket smells funny, you can explain why that other kid has two moms.

I'm terribly sorry. I've always been a creeper. Violetta says I creep like the kudzu vines that are slowly but surely strangling our Dixie

Am I Georgia O'Keefing or does that guy have a vagina for a face?

Mo Chara i do cheantar

Mo Chara i do theach

Mo Chara’s everywhere

Ar an drabhlás anocht

In those cute submarines made out of a spare water heater and an Xbox controller.

Well that's like your opinion, man

Yeah but I ran right past it because by the English grammatical rule of jorts, a bench made of doors is a dench.

Which one of you animals didn't use a coaster on Dame Judy Dench??