Stop Lyin' first off, You might be movie newborn, but you don't get that perfect around head and attentive stares for quite a while

Sadly, there’s a lot of countries where the tip is gone

Hope you chose the "rich parents" background or you're gonna struggle the entire game.

Climb back in. It's terrible out here.

Keep that chipper attitude my friend you're gonna fucken need it

Go back in.

Passive income, form your brand today, get a job, start saving money now, retain your seamen, don't skip leg day, and you'll be more productive if you sleep less... You can sleep when you're dead (brought to you by Bulletproof Coffee).

Definitely not born today. So young and already a liar, you don't need advice, you'll do just fine.

Buy a home now, it won't get any cheaper.

bro ain't born today.

Tomorrow you are going to be born yesterday, careful with scams

Start grinding skills NOW!

By age 3, if you want long term success, have at least the following skills:

• Neck Holding 100

• Speech 80

• Nap-ability 100

• Allergy resistance 75

• Object permanence 95

Also the following attributes, though they can be RNG:

• Curious

• Vaccinated

• Rich (Heavy RNG)

• Loved

• Conventionally Attractive

Well? Get to it.

Change server, this one needs a wipe

Don't take these titty-sucking, pants-shitting years for granted

Quick, get back in there while you can! It's not too late!

Stay away from republicans.

watch out for scammers tomorrow

Why is this baby so unrealistically cute? Is it real? Do babies even smile like that?

• bag it before you tag it
• don’t ~~stick your dick in~~ bump uglies with crazy
• if they’re a 10 and you’re a 2, something’s up
• ya don’t have to train like you’re going to the olympics, but stay reasonably active and eat decently and that will lower your odds of type 2 diabetes
• the perfect is the enemy of the good enough, and learn when you need each
• don’t ever try cocaine, heroin, or meth. the world ain’t gonna end if you partake of the grass in a responsible manner, but don’t ever try anything harder.
• learn from your mistakes, and learn from other peoples mistakes too
• don’t go to parties with metal detectors. sure, it feels safe inside. but what about all them brothas waitin outside with guns? they know you ain’t got one!

Go back.

That lil dude just raised the average user age (even if most its users claim 01 Jan 1970 as their "birthdate")

See if you can go back. It's awful out here.

Sorry, it's too late. You needed to start training 9 months ago to become a successful pianist.

They fuck you up, your mum and dad.
They may not mean to, but they do.
They fill you with the faults they had
And add some extra, just for you.

But they were fucked up in their turn
By fools in old-style hats and coats,
Who half the time were soppy-stern
And half at one another’s throats.

Man hands on misery to man.
It deepens like a coastal shelf.
Get out as early as you can,
And don’t have any kids yourself.

- Philip Larkin

You seem to have not rolled into the nobility class. So you'll be debuffed with the poor status.

Googoo all the Gagas

If you’re on the internet it’s already too late for you.

don't