superduperpirate

Is Artie by chance a turkish van kitty? We have a turkish van who has markings and coloration very similar to Artie’s.

Vague. The lower profile the better. Ideally, nobody except my lawyer, accountant, and fiduciary will know just how wealthy I am. Instead of having a driver haul me around in a tricked out SUV, I’ll drive a 10 year old Toyota sedan. Ideally, nobody would know I was rich until I died and my lawyer and executor started putting my estate through probate court. “What do you mean Uncle X had $400M in the bank? Why did he never say anything?”

Because I don’t want to deal with grifters and scammers and con artists and gold diggers and the like.

I prefer spinach that I’ve sautéed with a bit of garlic and some olive oil.

First American Vandal season was fucking hilarious

Or the old HBO show Hung, starring the guy who was a detective in earlier seasons of the Expanse.

omg adhd must be a superpower, with the hyperfocus

Yeah, it would be, if you had any say on when the hyperfocus started and what was the subject of it.

Pawshank Redemption

• my sister when she saw this

I’m a little out of the loop. Why would OK State fire the best coach in their program’s history?

At first glance this makes about as much sense (from an outsider) as when TCU fired Gary Patterson.

Game of Thrones was unsatisfactory enough that I refuse to try House of the Dragon, do a rewatch of GoT, and instead I’d rather slog through mediocre fanfiction that have anything to do with the televised products again.

Sounds like a good time to have a meeting with an external partner that you can’t skip or reschedule.

And by meeting, I mean a legit looking calendar event that will fool a cursory investigation.

This works best if you have an office with a door you can shut.

Or. Hell. Sounds like a good time to schedule a conflicting dental or doctor appointment.

Ah, the ol’ David Carradine

You can teleport, with these restrictions:

• Only between just inside front entrance of your residence and just inside front entrance of your workplace
• Cooldown on using it is 4 hours
• You can only take yourself, clothes you’re wearing, and whatever you can fit into a modestly sized backpack, laptop bag, or messenger bag
• You can’t take a coworker, partner, child, pet, or neighborhood crow with you
• If there is a valid warrant for your arrest, teleportation no longer works