superduperpirate

Game of Thrones was unsatisfactory enough that I refuse to try House of the Dragon, do a rewatch of GoT, and instead I’d rather slog through mediocre fanfiction that have anything to do with the televised products again.

Sounds like a good time to have a meeting with an external partner that you can’t skip or reschedule.

And by meeting, I mean a legit looking calendar event that will fool a cursory investigation.

This works best if you have an office with a door you can shut.

Or. Hell. Sounds like a good time to schedule a conflicting dental or doctor appointment.

Ah, the ol’ David Carradine

You can teleport, with these restrictions:

• Only between just inside front entrance of your residence and just inside front entrance of your workplace
• Cooldown on using it is 4 hours
• You can only take yourself, clothes you’re wearing, and whatever you can fit into a modestly sized backpack, laptop bag, or messenger bag
• You can’t take a coworker, partner, child, pet, or neighborhood crow with you
• If there is a valid warrant for your arrest, teleportation no longer works

None of us is as stupid as all of us.

Highway 6, aka the best thing to ever come out of College Station

The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog

“And there is only thing we say to Death. ~~Not today~~ Why are you coming after me instead of Curtis?”

I’m assuming this is supposed to be a “hot black & strong” joke

Who from Survivor season 37 will appear in season 4?

Sounds like another case of:

Disappointing? Yes.

Surprising? No.

What were the other options under consideration?