"Hey, you know who we should do business with? That lady who posts pictures of herself taking a shit!"
---Countless future business partners
this post was submitted on 03 Jul 2025
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Shitposting isn't your job, Meg.
She definitely has shit particles all over that laptop.
Shit particles are on basically every surface.
Sharticles
I hate this so much.
Revoke the account for posting gross content.
Looking at this picture still makes me horny. I mean wistful! It makes me wistful!
My fists are full, uh.. nasty I say.
Sets the tripod.
Checks the lightning isn't too good.
Sets the timer.
Fails the first photo bcs pants, laptop, and positioning took too long.
Sets the timer again, this time by waddling to the phone.
"Omg, no, why would you take that picture, don't you see I'm grinding!! You don't get it, we are not the same."
Makes a LinkedIn post.
Adds a shitty pun about shit.
pooping photo
just keep pushing through. (No pun intended)
Classy all around. Hope she's on a Teams call with her camera and microphone on and making all of her employees incredibly uncomfortable.
Let's be real "starting a business" probably means she sells essential oils in an MLM
Replace "employees" with "downline" then
Please Lord, let this be deranged fetish content rather than whatever the alternative would be. 🙏😔
Hustle culture is a deranged fetish.
True actually
"Start a business" almost certainly means "Buy into an MLM scam."
Don't forget the standard "Use Mommy and Daddies money to buy an existing small business." Then run it into the ground.
"It's not an MLM when you are at the top"
Selling Scentsy
All this is probably how she justifies paying her employees below a living wage and resourcing her materials from slave labor. And looking at this dumb persons surroundings. I'd be shocked if she actually worked more than 200 days a year.
Honestly. No one should have to work more than 200 days a year. Reality is unfortunately different in a lot of places. But working more is usually not good for your health.
Oh agree. I'm just over individuals who clearly have tons of luxury compared to 95% of humanity act like their lives are hard and they deserve to pay people less.
...who took the picture? 🧐
That poor intern
That poo intern?
This employee is such a toilet, they are constantly spouting shit.
what a shit job 😔
This is how you get hemorrhoids.
This how you discover you already got them.
Also how everyone on the Teams call discovers you've got them.
There is a time and a place where it is appropriate to post pictures of yourself using the head. It’s called niche pornography on OnlyFans or PornHub, not LinkedIn.
OF doesn't allow that anymore.
You know? At my workplace colleagues love talking about the building urinals. Some claim to have been able to make eye contact with people at their desks while refreshing themselves. Maybe that fetish belongs in LinkedIn?
This advice is crap
Can't tell if real or not
Its got to be top tier satire.
Someone needs to learn how to switch off when using toilet.