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I say other way around, there's no fat, sugar (especially HFCS) or carcinogenic chemicals in it.
Well obviously you need to add a stick of butter and handful of salt, wtf kind of boring potatoes are you making?
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A nice refreshing bottle of Gotatoes.
BRB trademarking "Gotatoes"
Electrolytes
Thru hikers are fine with this. Though I used a ziploc so I could reuse the bag multiple times. Add some wild garlic too.
Did you use a spoon or did you cut a hole in the corner pastry bag style and tape it back up next time?
Spoon but I also turned it inside out to lick it clean. More sanitary that way for the next night
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This is called "cold soaking" in the backpacking community but the bottle is a neat innovation.
I see nothing wrong here.
This calls for a piping bag or something only slightly more rigid like a kewpie mayo bottle. You aren’t going to get more than a few squeezes out of that water bottle.
What kind of monster does this without butter?
I think the flexibility of the cheap water bottle is a plus here. Also, sucking is an option. On the bottle, I mean.
sucking is an option
Sometimes unavoidable, even.
Powdered mash usually already has plenty of butter/butter flavor, the packet in the meme for instance says it has butter and sour cream.
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Just double the water:potato ratio for a hearty potato slurry on the go.
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Mashed potatoes is my favorite and it's is an affront to God.
Now put it in a bad dragon product!
I'm not sure I want mash in my ass......
Are you afraid your ass can't handle the hot, creamy stuff?
fuuuuuuk, when you put it like that
fuckit, why not. I tried the dragon cum drink and that was awesome
Changed my mind again after actually thinking about it. I do not want to clean starch out of my toy.
You're supposed to start with a whole potato and mash it inside yourself with the bad dragon.
Yooo, new boy meal dropped!
Eat the powder and then drink the water. Saves a plastic bottle. Not only does it assert dominance, it's the eco friendly option!
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Hot water would melt that bottle if you wanted extra micro plastics.
So you can mix that with some flour and water in a gallon bag, cut the corner, and squeeze into boiling tomato sauce.
Homemade tomato sauce with homemade gnocchi in 20 minutes is p great.
If you need a protein, you can start your sauce with thin discs of sausage, get all the grease out of the sausage and use it to fry up some garlic (maybe add oil if there's not enough grease), chili peppers, onion, then add tomatoes, canned is fine, and water if needed.
I gagged. Upvote for you.
I think it would actually be better if You ate the powder and washed it down with water.
You would think too little water would make them terrible, but too much water makes the texture unimaginably bad
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Why isn't soup sold in a bottle like this?
Also, don't eat soup out of a plastic bottle.
Most bottles made in this shape are unsafe to heat. It's not common so it's not cheap.
Campbell's does make a sipping soup line sold in cups with drinking holes. It is....fine.
That last panel is remarkably disturbing.
The only way to eat it is to throw it in the waffle maker.
Poor Man's Huel
Classic? Boring. Gimme the roasted garlic butter or fully loaded. Those smack.
Preparing for a space mission
Now that's not a shit post. That's vile!
Is the water at least hot?
Maybe he left it on his car dashboard in the summer.
Mountain House is in the house.
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