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[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 2 points 6 hours ago
[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago
[–] ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 2 points 10 hours ago

There are only two guaranteed paths to Valhalla: die during battle or die during sex.

Any of us should be so lucky.

[–] sompreno@lemmy.zip 12 points 22 hours ago (1 children)
[–] IamMoonPie@lemmy.world 9 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

My husband sent me this, but it had soapy titties instead.

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 0 points 7 hours ago (1 children)
[–] IamMoonPie@lemmy.world 4 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

But I like spelling it titties. The double T’s is preferable to double D’s imo.

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 2 points 6 hours ago

Fair enough.

[–] shads@leminal.space 37 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

It's Lemmy so I feel compelled to ask... You want to die as Henry Cavill watching Kevin Costner get choked out by an anime chick?

As Kevin Costner being choked out an anime chick while Henry Cavill watches?

Or as an anime chick choking out Kevin Costner while Henry Cavill watches?

[–] HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works 42 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] shads@leminal.space 16 points 1 day ago

Yeah... I left the door open for that answer, should have realised someone would let themselves in.

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I want to be the camera man

[–] shads@leminal.space 6 points 1 day ago

Well of course you do. You little scamp.

[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 39 points 1 day ago (4 children)
[–] Qkall@lemmy.ml 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Young me was so... Intrigued but this scene.

[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 23 points 1 day ago

And the yacht...

And the bathhouse...

[–] HeHoXa@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 day ago

Xenia was an awakening for pubescent heho.

The epitome of sexy.

[–] HeHoXa@lemmy.zip 11 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Alright I hate to be this guy but not enough to keep quiet.

What show are these thighs from?

[–] boegy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Takarada Rikka from the show SSSS.Gridman animated by studio TRIGGER in 2018

[–] Aralakh@lemmy.ca 3 points 7 hours ago

This is a talent 🫡

[–] HeHoXa@lemmy.zip 3 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

Only just now seeing this reply somehow, thank you very much!

*Oh man, and it's studio TRIGGER!! I'm definitely gonna watch this!

[–] popekingjoe@lemmy.world 9 points 23 hours ago

Great thighs to die to.

[–] xia@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Unrelated, but how can I watch a comment for when answers arrive?

[–] HeHoXa@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 day ago

-(o.o)- Best way I know is to reply or bookmark it and use that as a reminder to come back and check on it.

I don't think "watching" or "subscribing" are possible without a custom script

[–] pipe01@programming.dev 8 points 1 day ago

Men only want one thing and it's disgusting:

[–] switcheroo@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

God that scene pissed me off. Superbutt could have just breathed out and altered the course just enough but nooooo. No one would have even noticed. What a dumbass. Too dumb to live.

[–] Eternal192@anarchist.nexus 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It's the whole "loss creates heroes" troupe and yeah it's exhausting.

[–] chaogomu@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The type of loss is important. The original version was Pa Kent dying from a heart attack or stroke or similar.

This teaches Clark the important lesson that despite all his power, there are people he cannot save. He decides to try anyway.

That scene teaches the exact opposite lesson. That having the power to save someone doesn't mean you should.

Later in the movie Superman kills thousands of people in order to murder one guy.

[–] CrimeIsLegalNow@ani.social 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Libertarian Superman lives in a doomed universe for a reason.

[–] chaogomu@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

But he first revealed himself to the military and got their approval, so it's all okay.

You know, instead of being seen day in and out saving people from the everyday dangers of living in a city. Gaining a groundswell of acceptance as the elite "Lex Luthor" plot his destruction.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 points 22 hours ago

Doodles can't have sex with noids tho.