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[–] stopforgettingit@lemmy.world 31 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Nothing infuriates me more than when they ask me to reduce my 20 char alphanumeric+symbols unique password to a 4 char numeric pin for my security.

[–] Aeder@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (2 children)

My (soon to be ex) bank recently decided to make everyone use their ID card number which can be obtained from many sources and does not change, a username with symbols and numbers and minimal length requirements which cannot be changed and a 4 digit pin code. No 2FA at all, so its only saving grace is that you get locked out at 3 tries.

I'm guessing they are trying to align everything to their legacy ATM pin code system instead of making the ATM system better.

[–] JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 day ago

There is something about ATM system architecture that must be so ancient it ran on punch cards. In reality I'm sure it's COBOL being COBOL but there's hardly any excuse for a machine to take SO LONG to process a simple transaction.

[–] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Credit unions really are refreshing (as much as a financial institution can be, at least). Mine's utter shit, but they've still gone to unrestricted length ATM pins and options for 2FA / 3FA online access and they support FIDO2 for auth & transaction confirmation. It's ridiculous how behind the establishment banks are getting.

[–] nullify3112@lemmy.world 2 points 22 hours ago

Let me introduce you to MyP4s$worcl*websitename**@

[–] Strider@lemmy.world 1 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)

I still stand by xkcd 936.

Since no one can know which characters you used, you have to assume all/most. Throw one character in there to be safe, in the middle of a word.

Banks on the other hand: no you're only allowed 4 numbers!

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

And don't you dare use stuff like , or ç as a special character!

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

if they ban ; i'm using &. fuck yo database.

[–] Unbecredible@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Sanitize yo shit mf, that's not my problem.

[–] lemmygarden@lemmy.today 1 points 22 hours ago

I assumed it was password1! Yours is better

[–] CocaineShrimp@sh.itjust.works 118 points 2 days ago (9 children)

It's also a gigantic red flag when sites say there's a password limit

Bitch, my password is supposed to be hashed so even if I uploaded the LOTR trilogy extended edition in 4K, it should still come out the same length as any other SHA256 hash

[–] BorgDrone@feddit.nl 5 points 1 day ago

You shouldn’t be using SHA256 to hash passwords though.

[–] anton@lemmy.blahaj.zone 34 points 2 days ago

Clearly you have undiscovered SHA256 collisions that you want to attack the website with.

[–] Toes@ani.social 25 points 2 days ago (12 children)

I appreciate the enthusiasm but my load balancer will get sad if I let you send more than 1500 bytes.

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[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 13 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I have 5-6 apps I log into for work that all have different password requirements and are on different expiration periods. One of them is so crazy that I have to take 3-4 spins on a password generator before I get one it will accept. We also don't have a password manager that's approved to install. So, the result of all this is that I store my passwords in onenote. Very secure. Great job everyone. At least for the less severe ones I can just put whatever number I'm tagging on the end of the usual password I use.

[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

We had a system at one of my old companies that with each password change, you couldn't have any of the same characters that were in your last password (12 character max so it was never impossible to solve), you couldn't have the same character in the same place as any of your last 10 passwords, or the same character type (letter or number) in the same space as the last password. Also no special characters.

The end result was everyone ended up using a1a1a1a1 for the first password, then 2b2b2b2b, c3c3c3c3, 4d4d4d4d, etc. The draconian password requirements resulted in everyone using the same passwords.

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 4 points 1 day ago (4 children)

You know some turd in the IT department was so proud of themselves for coming up with that too.

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[–] Hansae@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 day ago (4 children)

At work my main password has to be changed every two weeks and has insane requirements and we can only use some shit company approved password manager which I cant even install on a rooted phone. This has resulted me in just changing 1 digit every 2 weeks, 10/10 guys!

[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

I have to do it every 3 months. I'm at [password]27! now.

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[–] nullspace@lemmy.world 31 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Your password must be at least 10 characters long.

ERROR: INVALID PASSWORD ENTERED!!!

PASSWORD MUST NOT EXCEED 12 CHARACTERS!

Even better when it doesn't tell you and just drops the last characters.

[–] Monument@piefed.world 59 points 2 days ago (2 children)

In systems that accept whitespace, “Live, Laugh, Love” is considered a strong password.

With that being said, “In systems that accept whitespace, “Live, Laugh, Love” is considered a strong password.” is an even stronger password.

[–] imetators@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)
[–] Monument@piefed.world 1 points 22 hours ago

That is a wonderful compliment. Thank you.

[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 27 points 2 days ago (3 children)

I love systems that accept "With that being said, "In systems that accept whitespace, "Live, Laugh, Love" is considered a strong password." is an even stronger password." as my password.

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[–] OddMinus1@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Do you want your password to be sent raw into a service to analyze your password entropy and detect common patterns, OR do you want a simple rule which can be checked client side?

[–] ikidd@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 day ago

You don't send full raw hashes, k-anonymity is a thing. HaveIBeenPwned just takes the first 5 of a hash and sends you back a list that you compare clientside so it never leaves as a usable password.

[–] gastroglizzy@piefed.social 29 points 2 days ago (5 children)

Fun fact: As an anti-scam measure, if you type your password in a comment, Lemmy will automatically censor it for you.

Like this:

************

Cool, right?

[–] nullify3112@lemmy.world 1 points 22 hours ago
[–] DaveyRocket@lemmy.world 35 points 2 days ago (10 children)

How does mine look?

Hunter2

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11 year old me fell for this on runescape

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[–] shirasho@feddit.online 16 points 2 days ago

Requiring specific characters reduces the number of permutations. The only thing that makes a password more secure is increasing the minimum length. As the OP suggests, enforcing special characters makes most people just put a special character at the end. What you have effectively done is make the last character so easy to guess that it might as well not exist.

[–] HeHoXa@lemmy.zip 24 points 2 days ago (1 children)

correct horse battery staple

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