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[–] hirihit640@sh.itjust.works 4 points 44 minutes ago

shoot yourself with small bullets to build an immunity to big ones

[–] affiliate@lemmy.world 2 points 33 minutes ago

I think we should be able to build the antibodies without seeing the virus at all

[–] inclementimmigrant@lemmy.world 1 points 42 minutes ago

So here's something that boggles my mind a bit here. So these idiots have been talking about how the COVID vaccine was dangerous, unproven, and untested and that COVID was a bio-weapon from China, established fact with these people.

Right now quite a few of my more MAGA in-laws are straight up shooting untested, unproven, unverified peptides from China and going on about how it's the best thing ever.

It's American stupidity at its finest here.

[–] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago

They'll still chug ivermectin with a bleach chaser while shoving a UV lamp up their bunghole.

[–] AnimalsDream@slrpnk.net 8 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

As a pharmacy worker who is under a lot of pressure to push vaccines hard (and happy to oblige), I'm always so tempted to hand out a printout of this study showing that republicans died more from covid than democratics after the covid vaccines started coming out.

I'm sure y'all must feel a lot of self-satisfaction behind that smug smile every time you get the chance to reject the offers, but seriously.. you're just hurting yourselves. It's like dealing with children.

[–] JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca 1 points 10 minutes ago

It says ABSTRACT right there on the page! I ain't dumb, that means its not real.

[–] darvit@lemmy.darvit.nl 2 points 1 hour ago

Great study!

[–] vane@lemmy.world 7 points 3 hours ago

That's very old idea.

What if we take a sample of your blood along with sample of virus from your body and use AI to calculate how to genetically modify your leukocytes so they start fighting diseases you have ? Then we will bio print this messenger rna and inject to your body in hope this will cure you.

[–] MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works 29 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

Small exposure?! What a whimp. Bro I'm virus maxxing. I get blood infusions from my sick homies and than let them throw up in my mouth.

I'm so sick now bro, you can't handle this. Im going to be immune to everything, viruses can't infect dead organs.

[–] heartSagan5@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 hours ago

Careful, measles are a reset of your immunology.

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 6 points 5 hours ago

There were literally people doing this during the pandemic. A loooot of them actually died.

[–] Kangae_Hishiryo@scribe.disroot.org 10 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

He just defined what a fucking vaccine is lmao

[–] CrimeIsLegalNow@ani.social 4 points 6 hours ago (2 children)
[–] treesapx@lemmy.world 10 points 5 hours ago

Jack Posobiec really is that stupid. He's an Alex Jones lackey.

He's an alt-right shit so I wouldn't say that...

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 77 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

In this day and age, I'm genuinely unsure if this screen cap is a person making a joke, or an anti-vaxxer being oblivious and stupid.

It really could be either one.

[–] wander1236@sh.itjust.works 51 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

Jack is a notorious right-wing weirdo, so it's definitely not a joke at antivaxxers' expense, if it's a joke at all

Holy s***, for real?

I came here with exactly the same thought.

[–] Asafum@lemmy.world 16 points 7 hours ago

Yeah, but so many of those pieces of shit are just grifting assholes. I could totally see him knowing what he's saying and laughing about it to himself as he continues to get rich off of dumb fucks

[–] thiscat@lemmy.blahaj.zone 46 points 9 hours ago

What if instead of surgery we can put people in temporary comas and very Delicately Cut open parts of their bodies to get rid of things such as Tumors or replace organs Etc.

[–] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 89 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (1 children)

Great idea! and we can even inject it under the skin

[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 34 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Will there be enough room there for that and the bleach and UV lights?

[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 23 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

Scoop out a little of the horse dewormer paste to make room, you can pack it back in later.

[–] affenlehrer@feddit.org 6 points 7 hours ago

From time to time I take a look at Trump's truth social account to get some insanity updates and for a few weeks now it's filled to the brim with ivermectin ads like "Fouci took the fifth, better get some of our ivermectin pills".

[–] mydude@lemmy.world 2 points 7 hours ago (1 children)
[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Transparency declaration
[TJ Borody] is a principal in Topelia Therapeutics (Ventura, California), which seeks to commercialize cost-effective treatments for COVID-19, including IVM.

Doctor who advocated Covid-19 therapy including ivermectin applied for patent on same unproven treatment. Nice to see that he'll disclose it when absolutely required but omitting it elsewhere is kinda scummy.


The impact of ivermectin on COVID-19 outcomes: a systematic review and meta-analysis. (7 Jan 2025)

While ivermectin showed significant benefits in symptom alleviation and sustained symptom relief, it did not significantly affect other key clinical outcomes such as mortality, mechanical ventilation requirement, or hospitalization rates.

[–] obviouspornalt@fedinsfw.app 1 points 23 minutes ago

I'm quite surprised that it had any impact on symptoms at all. I wonder how legit the meta review is?

[–] Malica@lemmy.zip 2 points 4 hours ago

It still has scary needles therefore it's ok to kill innocent people

[–] Tiral@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago

Give that man a cigar! Nobel Prize material hands down.

[–] Monument@piefed.world 61 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Got an MMR booster recently. Doctor told me it was a live vaccine and that I’d feel a bit off while my body fought it.
First thing I did when someone asked how the doctors visit went was to respond with “Well, I have measles…”

They’re used to my bullshit, so they didn’t believe me!

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 8 points 7 hours ago

They’re used to my bullshit, so they didn’t believe me!

one of us! one of us!

[–] anon_8675309@lemmy.world 5 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

Or! How about we all just act like adults and do what’s best for each other?

My daughter had a dermatological reaction to a vaccine. But no way in hell do I want her to have measles or any other preventable disease.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 21 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

It's so crazy, it might just work!

[–] cybermass@lemmy.ca 6 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

We will need someone to volunteer as tribute

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

YO

(i want the fucking vaccine, maybe that'll trick them into thinking i'm latino)

[–] Doom@lemmy.world 5 points 10 hours ago (1 children)
[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 3 points 8 hours ago (1 children)
[–] turtlesareneat@piefed.ca 5 points 7 hours ago

I believe they're all earmarked for the crushing machine

[–] MutantTailThing@lemmy.world 12 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Screw that noise I’m chugging bleach

[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 14 points 9 hours ago

Oh how I wish more antivaxxers chugged bleach...

[–] sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 hours ago

This can't be real.

[–] CobraChicken3000@lemmy.ca 3 points 8 hours ago

Wow there professor!

[–] RiceMunk@sopuli.xyz 4 points 9 hours ago

But hey, while we're at it we should put a 5G antenna in there. I bet that makes us immune against the 5G too!

[–] baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 4 points 9 hours ago

This might work to stop autism!

[–] Trex202@lemmy.world 3 points 9 hours ago

It's all about branding

[–] guyoverthere123@lemmy.dbzer0.com -2 points 9 hours ago (3 children)

Nah, let the antivaxxers die off.

[–] dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 14 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (1 children)

That's not the issue. If it were confined to just the adult ones, anyway, it'd be little harm and no foul. The problem is these twerps also don't vaccinate their kids, who have no say in the decision making process, and die of easily preventable diseases. The antivax crowd themselves also become disease carrying vectors putting those who can't be vaccinated at risk, i.e. immunocompromised people.

If said morons contained themselves in their own cabins in the woods without coming into contact with the public it likewise would not be a problem, but inevitably you find them coughing all over everybody else at Walmart instead.

[–] bus_factor@lemmy.world 7 points 8 hours ago

Even if it was just the adults, them not doing it eliminates herd immunity and puts others at risk.

[–] anon_8675309@lemmy.world 3 points 6 hours ago

Odds are they’ll take you with them

[–] VitoRobles@lemmy.today 4 points 8 hours ago

I don't care if a antivaxxer dies. I care when they spread before they die.

Certain ages can't take vaccines yet. And they are the real casualties