Honestly, more men should wear thick soled shoes on causal dates. Women have so much help to boost their natural attractiveness; we gotta even the playing field.
this post was submitted on 11 Sep 2026
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$75k salary, a house, a boat, a lake house, and a trust fund. What year is this?
This is Mississippi, Meridian; $30k is middle class.
Debt is a hell of a drug
Nah, just spend the week before the date going over all that stuff in your head over and over and over, making sure it basically the only thing on your mind. Practice ALL the conversations you're going to have. over and over again.
Then when things don't go exactly as rehearsed, panic and blurt out something stupid. If they laugh, they're a keeper. And if they don't leave it means they have flag color blindness.
Perfect system.
"Astrology is such bullshit. Flowers hate sex, so they get bees to do their dirty work. I've never heard of the Colleen hoover, is it a good brand? Primus sucks. I feel I could be on a main character in Grey's Anatomy. I like you woman, you don't talk much, unlike that Taylor Swiftmouth."
Why am I single?
Primus sucks!
Really hate when I forget my own name in the middle of a date.
That’s why you need to pace yourself to 5 beers/hr
No
Getting your legends mixed up is bad tradecraft
He's drinking 5 beers/hour, it's a good precaution.
Needs a cheat sheet for his own name. I like this guy.
Used to get so black out wed write our address on our arm and just point to it when the taxi or cops came.
The name was my favorite part. Like he's the worst spy imaginable.
Probably not his name, but still solid
ok, in which freedom units do I have to think, such that 5 beers/h falls under "pace yourself"?
Neurodivergent people: where can I buy this?
The real trick to relationships for neurodivergent people is that you REALLY need to date other neurodivergent people.
It's so much easier than having to explain why you need a nap after the neighbor set off fireworks in the middle of the day after it interrupted an attempt to mow lawn.
Hard agree
5 beers per hour?
Man I'm old but even when a wasn't old 5 beers per hour would have me pretty trashed.
That may be asking the jokes involved.
Would be fun if you stopped at the first hour.
Nice to see Violet is getting back into the dating scene.
Clearly this is Michael