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[–] rustyfish@piefed.world 79 points 4 hours ago (4 children)

Needs a cheat sheet for his own name. I like this guy.

[–] Pixel_Jock_17@piefed.ca 10 points 3 hours ago

Used to get so black out wed write our address on our arm and just point to it when the taxi or cops came.

[–] toynbee@piefed.social 20 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (1 children)
[–] jjj@piefed.blahaj.zone 2 points 42 minutes ago (1 children)

I don't know what that's from, but the premise of "person thinks name tag is for their benefit" alone would be funny enough even if it was actually a name tag.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 38 minutes ago* (last edited 37 minutes ago)

person thinks name tag [editor: or driver's license/ID] is for their benefit

that is my joke that i use for me, going on seventeen years. i am so scatterbrained. i need to think up a second joke

[–] RestrictedAccount@lemmy.world 11 points 4 hours ago

Probably not his name, but still solid

[–] zod000@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 4 hours ago

The name was my favorite part. Like he's the worst spy imaginable.