Due to our policy of overbooking flights, this flight has been overbooked. The first two people to the front of the plane will be automatically upgraded to first class.
Lighttrails
joined 2 years ago
His channel is fun
I haven’t seen the movie yet, but Conan talked about it a bit on Colbert a couple months ago.
- The Footballs
- The Hockey Pucks
- The Soccer Balls
- The French Fries
- The Weiner Dogs
- The Air Guitars
- The Beached Whales
These are all stupid but I think they’d be funny little league teams
Dude killed JFK and had to chain smoke the rest of his life because of it
Maggie’s in her swing a ma jig
I need to do this but for the fan
mother…
Years ago when I told coworkers I got engaged I kept hearing “you’re making a mistake” and “why?” I knew immediately that these dudes were losers that did not value their partner as much as I do. I could not imagine being without my wife. She is my best friend, companion, champion, confidant, partner in life among so many other things. Find the right person to share your life with, marriage is an investment.
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Screw it, Fozzie Bear. Bad jokes every where