Idk man Herbie had some serious attitude. Feisty lil bug

Zone out at “Some of those that work forces are the same that burn crosses”

Turn it up to 11 at “fuck you I won’t do what you tell me”

Left 4 dead 1&2, Halo 1-3 + Reach. Man I miss co op games with friends on split screen. Do modern games even have split screen options outside of Nintendo titles?

Sea captain. He likes sunsets, what more could I want?

I get 5 sick days a year. I can roll over sick days, allowing up to 13 sick days a year. If I use more that 2 in a row, I need a doctors note. If I use 5 sick days in a row I forfeit my bonus pay for that month. Fuck me right?

That combo brush/claw attachment is slick!

I don’t know if I would call a comedy about a group of vampires that are roommates living in Staten Island as ‘light hearted’ but I’d suggest What We do in the Shadows. Think the office/parks and rec style work place moucumentary sitcom with characters totally out of touch with reality and the time they’re living in turned up a bit on the absurd.

Quick, check to see if all of the dolphins left the planet.

“We’re not a cult. We’re a collective of like minded free thinkers that aim to make America great again by supporting the convicted felon Donald Trump in his third presidential campaign”

I didn’t actually know Krusty, I’m here for a different funeral.

Bob Newhart everyone!

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