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[–] miz@hexbear.net 76 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] quarrk@hexbear.net 22 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Bofa deez nuts

Edit: ok several people already made this joke

[–] Owl@hexbear.net 21 points 2 weeks ago

bofa deez jokes

[–] PKMKII@hexbear.net 76 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Mind you, practically everyone in a megabank between the junior analysts and the C suite has “vice president” in their title, so it’s unlikely she was upper level management.

[–] ZeroHora@lemmy.ml 64 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Is so cooked that the only thing that I can think off is "So anyway, I started stabbing" started-blasting

Pigs killed her because the idiots doesn't know anything else beside shooting people.

[–] abc@hexbear.net 26 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (5 children)

Yeah the video that still is from is crazy to watch because there's like literally 10+ cops surrounding her in a circle, two of them try tazing her and obviously the tasers fail to go through her shirt. She steps towards the nearest officer who tased her, swings her kitchen knives very slowly and is already stumbling (I assume at least one taser managed to get her). Cops all get scared and just immediately unload. Literally firing at will despite there being a bunch of civilians/cars and also their fellow cops in the crossfire.

Absolutely incredible none of them had the fucking intelligence or bravery to...you know...use their superior numbers to surround her and just tase her from behind or you know...grab her arms and get her to drop the knives.

[–] ZeroHora@lemmy.ml 15 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Just parry the knife with their slop filled bellies.

In the best case a cop dies and in the worst case they can grab the knifes easily.

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[–] la_tasalana_intissari_mata@hexbear.net 63 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 57 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Imagine dying and people look at your LinkedIn profile for info about you. Grim.

Nonetheless lmaoooo. This marketing for the Kirkiversary is wild. Shit's going to be a movie

dubois-dance

BofA deez nuts

rip-bozo

[–] evilleftistvampire@hexbear.net 51 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Apparently they have thousands of VPs and its just a mid level MBA role.

Lol, they keep trying convince us her life is more than some average worker

[–] axont@hexbear.net 28 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Yeah there's the joke in American Psycho where the guys are aggressively comparing business cards and all of them have the title of vice president.

[–] EmmaGoldman@hexbear.net 9 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

A minor local bank (like 20 branches total) has a branch in a grocery store near me that has four employees. Two of them have name tags that say Vice President.

They're closing the branch in a couple weeks, so they're probably gonna get transferred to some other branch and all the tellers will be VPs.

[–] SockOlm@hexbear.net 46 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 11 points 2 weeks ago
[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 44 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Doesn't seem like it was targeted, but sometimes collateral damage just happens, you know

[–] BoxedFenders@hexbear.net 29 points 2 weeks ago

I was gonna say that's one hell of a high value target for a random stabbing, but she's not VP of the whole company. Banks have this annoying habit of assigning every department manager a VP title so that their clients feel like they're getting executive treatment.

[–] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 27 points 2 weeks ago

I don't get it. Why would they think it's motivated instead of random? Is BofA doing something that upsets people?

[–] WokePalpatine@hexbear.net 43 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Need some more BofAs in the comments here.

[–] communism@lemmy.ml 39 points 2 weeks ago

bofa deez comments

[–] Wertheimer@hexbear.net 35 points 2 weeks ago

Banko Famerica

Wait, let me try again

[–] DasRav@hexbear.net 39 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

She must have died of self-cringe. Imagine being a banker.

[–] miz@hexbear.net 31 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

this one was woman on woman violence

[–] SoyViking@hexbear.net 23 points 2 weeks ago

Women hold up half the sky

[–] DasRav@hexbear.net 22 points 2 weeks ago

Oh, thank you for pointing it out, I only skimmed very briefly.

[–] Blep@hexbear.net 38 points 2 weeks ago

Bofa deez nutz lmao

[–] scrungus@hexbear.net 34 points 2 weeks ago
[–] Nopeace@hexbear.net 33 points 2 weeks ago

Bofa deez knives in ur gut. Ha!

[–] schwifty_squanch@lemmy.ml 32 points 2 weeks ago

There was a Hamas base inside that banker!

[–] ClathrateG@hexbear.net 30 points 2 weeks ago
[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 28 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 21 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Oh wait sorry to be clear this is a tragic loss of life or something like that I guess

[–] ClassIsOver@hexbear.net 17 points 2 weeks ago

Well yeah, that poor lady got shot!

[–] miz@hexbear.net 24 points 2 weeks ago
[–] supafuzz@hexbear.net 24 points 2 weeks ago

sometimes karma comes at you fast

[–] thelastaxolotl@hexbear.net 21 points 2 weeks ago

BofA vice president Piacenti killed in Times Square stabbing

waow-based

[–] Moomoo_Milk@hexbear.net 20 points 2 weeks ago
[–] PoY@lemmygrad.ml 17 points 2 weeks ago

i didn't realize it was karma day! hurray

[–] whatdoiputhere12@hexbear.net 15 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

lol skill issue

[–] take_five_moments@hexbear.net 13 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] em2@lemmy.ml 11 points 2 weeks ago

Bofa deez nuts

Seriously tho, it's just short for Bank of America.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] take_five_moments@hexbear.net 12 points 2 weeks ago

bank of america deeze nuts! got em!

[–] TrippyFocus@lemmy.ml 12 points 2 weeks ago
[–] AF_R@hexbear.net 11 points 2 weeks ago

I understand the hyperreality everyone is willingly jumping into of an evil bank executive, but I feel like it’s a little fucked up. As others have noted, banking Vice Presidents are literally salespeople and account managers. These are the rank and file junior employees.

They probably barely make enough money to live in New York City. Tens of thousands of salespeople are not partying with JEE at the Bohemian Club discussing how they’re going to destroy the workers.

I’m not saying they don’t make good money, or that Western banking is not a predatory industry. I’m sure they do scummy shit to make their sales but that is business. China isn’t free from it either. If we’re going to shoot everyone in the above criteria then good luck rebuilding post-revolution society. China just barely did it in time to not get invaded by the rest of the world.

[–] robot_dog_with_gun@hexbear.net 11 points 2 weeks ago

vp of getting shanked

[–] evilleftistvampire@hexbear.net 8 points 2 weeks ago

Its funny how people on shitter are like ohhhh can the left not make fun of this corpo banker making almost a quarter of a mill and everyone here is smoking her pack crazy style lol

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 7 points 2 weeks ago

Should've specced for some hp, clearly going all-in on commerce left his build too squishy

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