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Bofa deez nuts
Edit: ok several people already made this joke
bofa deez jokes
Mind you, practically everyone in a megabank between the junior analysts and the C suite has “vice president” in their title, so it’s unlikely she was upper level management.


Is so cooked that the only thing that I can think off is "So anyway, I started stabbing" 
Pigs killed her because the idiots doesn't know anything else beside shooting people.
Yeah the video that still is from is crazy to watch because there's like literally 10+ cops surrounding her in a circle, two of them try tazing her and obviously the tasers fail to go through her shirt. She steps towards the nearest officer who tased her, swings her kitchen knives very slowly and is already stumbling (I assume at least one taser managed to get her). Cops all get scared and just immediately unload. Literally firing at will despite there being a bunch of civilians/cars and also their fellow cops in the crossfire.
Absolutely incredible none of them had the fucking intelligence or bravery to...you know...use their superior numbers to surround her and just tase her from behind or you know...grab her arms and get her to drop the knives.

Just parry the knife with their slop filled bellies.
In the best case a cop dies and in the worst case they can grab the knifes easily.
Imagine dying and people look at your LinkedIn profile for info about you. Grim.
Nonetheless lmaoooo. This marketing for the Kirkiversary is wild. Shit's going to be a movie

BofA deez nuts

Apparently they have thousands of VPs and its just a mid level MBA role.
Lol, they keep trying convince us her life is more than some average worker
Yeah there's the joke in American Psycho where the guys are aggressively comparing business cards and all of them have the title of vice president.
A minor local bank (like 20 branches total) has a branch in a grocery store near me that has four employees. Two of them have name tags that say Vice President.
They're closing the branch in a couple weeks, so they're probably gonna get transferred to some other branch and all the tellers will be VPs.
BofA deez nuts
getteeem
Doesn't seem like it was targeted, but sometimes collateral damage just happens, you know
I was gonna say that's one hell of a high value target for a random stabbing, but she's not VP of the whole company. Banks have this annoying habit of assigning every department manager a VP title so that their clients feel like they're getting executive treatment.
I don't get it. Why would they think it's motivated instead of random? Is BofA doing something that upsets people?
Need some more BofAs in the comments here.
bofa deez comments
Banko Famerica
Wait, let me try again
She must have died of self-cringe. Imagine being a banker.
this one was woman on woman violence
Women hold up half the sky
Oh, thank you for pointing it out, I only skimmed very briefly.
Bofa deez nutz lmao

Bofa deez knives in ur gut. Ha!
There was a Hamas base inside that banker!


Oh wait sorry to be clear this is a tragic loss of life or something like that I guess
Well yeah, that poor lady got shot!

sometimes karma comes at you fast
BofA vice president Piacenti killed in Times Square stabbing


i didn't realize it was karma day! hurray
lol skill issue
what's bofa?
Bofa deez nuts
Seriously tho, it's just short for Bank of America.
Bank Of America
bank of america deeze nuts! got em!

I understand the hyperreality everyone is willingly jumping into of an evil bank executive, but I feel like it’s a little fucked up. As others have noted, banking Vice Presidents are literally salespeople and account managers. These are the rank and file junior employees.
They probably barely make enough money to live in New York City. Tens of thousands of salespeople are not partying with JEE at the Bohemian Club discussing how they’re going to destroy the workers.
I’m not saying they don’t make good money, or that Western banking is not a predatory industry. I’m sure they do scummy shit to make their sales but that is business. China isn’t free from it either. If we’re going to shoot everyone in the above criteria then good luck rebuilding post-revolution society. China just barely did it in time to not get invaded by the rest of the world.
vp of getting shanked
Its funny how people on shitter are like ohhhh can the left not make fun of this corpo banker making almost a quarter of a mill and everyone here is smoking her pack crazy style lol
Should've specced for some hp, clearly going all-in on commerce left his build too squishy
