evilleftistvampire

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[–] evilleftistvampire@hexbear.net 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The joke comes from people on r/Nostupidquestions and r/Tooafraidtoask asking why they didnt just go around the wall or go underneath it

 
[–] evilleftistvampire@hexbear.net 10 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

The Canadians should name one of their lakes Lake Epstein, Lake Grabburbidapoosi, Lake Stormy I could go on, I got lots of ideas.

I don't get how everyone can stand around talking about the cost of living constantly and still say nothing. "I can't afford a home, or an apartment, can't get a job or go to college or get groceries or gas or anything it takes to live." "Well actually if you look at this graph the Newborn Smasher 6000 slowed down by 2 percent" "This is Ezra Klein, that black man having sex with my wife is a black man having sex with my wife and youre listening to NPR. They say tax the rich, but who among the American people can say whether the public school teacher struggling to pay bills or the billionaire Jew in his NYC penthouse can truly- blah blah blah" "JEWS!!!! MUSLIMS!!! BLACKS!!!!! TRANSGENDERS!!!!!!!"

I'll give these cute-ass mods my tip alright

[–] evilleftistvampire@hexbear.net 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Yeah, what is that? Everyone keeps referencing and talking about it.

 

"As a leftist, those pro-LGBTQ+ housing is a human right anti cop ultra leftists are worse than the literal nazis who want nothing but genocide for all minorities." smug-explain

This just REEKS of REDDIT. I bet this so called leftist would change up real quick when it comes to neopronouns, police, prison, black or brown people, etc.

My little brother has always said "Think about giving a two weeks notice, because employers don't give you two weeks notice before you're fired and told to pack your shit."

I dunno ur situation just something ive always thought about

 

Gas and Grocery didn't go down.

Trump went live and said Iran and China know how he gets down.

Nobody but Bibi and Jeffrey knows how Trump gets down.

Every post I make is a hall of famer

[–] evilleftistvampire@hexbear.net 5 points 5 days ago (4 children)

Dear Canadians. Remember when I called your flag gay? Er... Uh.... Haha. Now is the season of forgiveness and growth. Uhm Can I have some of that uh.. citizenship you have on your plate?

[–] evilleftistvampire@hexbear.net 20 points 5 days ago (1 children)

It also doesn't help that any alternative clients or ad blockers, Google keeps shitting them up.

Go to F Droid = "Due to Google policies this app will no longer function." Go to vanced = "We're shutting down, you can guess the reason why, we don't have to tell you." Go get a adblocker = "You have 3 videos and then you just can't use YouTube. Also we're going to do the equivalent of cranking down the AC until you leave by slowing down your browser artificially."

[–] evilleftistvampire@hexbear.net 21 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

i dunno who needs to hear this, i love you, things will be better and we will keep fighting the good fight, one insane shitpost at a time thank you for existing.

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