We wrecked the graduate job market for this
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We wrecked the job market for this.
FTFY
We've harnessed the power of every moron thats ever posted online, called it an artificial genius and are betting billions of dollars it will guide us into a utopian future...
Here's a home grown one for you. Enjoy your extra month, as is the tradition.
These tiny models are kinda useless but damn can they be hilarious
if i may quote, leap month is defined in websters dictionary (a definitionary which is unbreakable under the law. UNDER. THE. LAW.):
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It's wrong, of course. It forgot about Scaturday.
beedeedweeweeweeweeweeeeee never forget about scaturday. we were raised on Al Jarreau, my dude.
Number Twosday
Newer models without access to internet don't fall for it. From this model also got:
... popular internet meme and song called "Saturday Night Poop" ...
... Friday (as in "Friday's Flush") ...
... "friday" is a contraction of "Fri-POOP-day," ...
... Tuesday (commonly known as "toilet day")
Friday (often referred to as "fart day") ...
... one possibility is "Saturday" which can be pronounced as "Sat-Poo." ...
... there's a joke that goes:
"Why don't you tell a joke about poop?"
The punchline is:
"It's a waste of time!" ...
... Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the poop! ...
thursday is a corruption of the old norse turdsday
c'mon AI do better
Enshittification at its best.
I'm disappointed. 🥀
Try AI overview
Dang it.
Is that Google AI overview?
That is brave ai overview.
you need more fiber in your ai food journal it's all stopped up
This is brave overview tho.
it is brave to not eat that much fiber
Yeah, I'm controlling myself.
With the power of the browser developer tools, you too can make it seem like the AI replied with whatever you think is funny
^ If your boss ever asks you why you spend 20 minutes in the bathroom 3 times per day
I read this on Thurspoop
lol
isn't it just trying to be reaffirming to the user, so it's grasping at nonexistent straws?
Such intelligence.
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