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The term Tankie has a clear definition that Cowbee likes to ignore:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tankie Tankie is a pejorative label generally applied to authoritarian communists, especially those > who support or defend acts of repression by such regimes, their allies, or deny the > occurrence of the events thereof.

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That thread in .world is literally the most loser thread i ever read in entire fediverse, i recognise half of posters there from them being rabid anticommunists who get throughly humiliated every time they write anything outside of their safe spaces. Losers converge!

[–] Ember_NE@lemmygrad.ml 16 points 9 hours ago

Tankie does have a very concrete definition. A tankie is anyone who tries to defend communist parties which have actually accomplished something. But what about all the communists who only support communist who never accomplish anything and only argue about ideals? /s

[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 14 points 9 hours ago
[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 18 points 10 hours ago

Don't you know that you're only a real communist if you oppose all communist countries and anti-imperialist and anti-capitalist forces in the world?! Communism isn't about reality or results, it's about jerking yourself off over being morally superior to others despite doing nothing to actually make the world a better place!

[–] Athena5898@hexbear.net 34 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

On another note. You can always tell the actual decency of a community on what is allowed and what isn't. I ended up here cause I got sick and tired of the casual bigotry elsewhere. Normally a good way to make me leave. Hexbear isn't perfect but its hell of a lot better then others.

Basically if you are not putting Black and other marginalized people first, your politics are probably going to suffer. If you do put them first, you'll end up in the right place eventually.

[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 27 points 11 hours ago

The .world thread has an Adolf Hitler user and another with lots of upvotes using the R-slur. Who knew anti-communists would turn out to be racist and ableist?

[–] whisp@hexbear.net 25 points 13 hours ago
[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 49 points 14 hours ago (3 children)

@Cowbee@hexbear.net if I were in your shoes I would be walking on sunshine. You've really managed a 'Loved by Your Friends, Feared By Your Foes' thing going. These weirdos are losing it over you for giving calm and we'll sourced replies consistently. These folks have really put you on a pedestal or they dug so deep it has the same effect, to mix metaphors.

So yeah, congratulations on becoming the Grendel to the lemmy libs. That would put a spring in my step.

[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 17 points 10 hours ago

Yeah, a lot of these guys are probably losing sleep because they're so mad about someone who they aren't able to just hurl slurs at until they go away.

[–] Wisp@hexbear.net 24 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

Really funny seeing the most patient person in the lemmyverse being so villainized specter

[–] Objection@lemmy.ml 29 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

I'm so much meaner and I've never seen myself on there, I swear they go after him because he's so patient.

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 26 points 12 hours ago

It gets under their skin to not be able to easilt dismiss someone. Us mean people provide suppressing fire. Its a combined effort.

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 12 points 12 hours ago

For real. If that's your nemesis, maybe look st yourself and those you're with

[–] grendahlgrendahlgen@hexbear.net 18 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

I actually love the imagery of that mixed metaphor, and it's very fitting.

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 15 points 13 hours ago

Thanks, I came up with it while writing it and noticed it was weird but also thought it eas pretty good

[–] RedNajm@hexbear.net 21 points 12 hours ago

Lol that top comment with the ableist slur, they can't help themselves. What a non-toxic thread I'm sure

[–] Athena5898@hexbear.net 23 points 13 hours ago

NGL anyone who goes after Cowbee...well not smack cause I don't think they would like that. Force to watch Cowbee approved documentaries?

[–] RondoRevolution@hexbear.net 27 points 14 hours ago

i-cant nazi.world at it again, comrade Cowbee lives rent free in the heads of these liberal-scratched-1liberal-scratched-2

[–] agentant@hexbear.net 24 points 14 hours ago

We love our @Cowbee@hexbear.net don't we folks a-little-trolling catgirl-heart

[–] hellinkilla@hexbear.net 23 points 14 hours ago
[–] BeanisBrain@hexbear.net 42 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

You ain't done nothin' if you ain't been called a ~~red~~ tankie

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 25 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

My irl anarchists suck and use the term sincerely irl. I asked one what they meant by that and suddenly it wasnt an Open and Free Meeting of Minds or what fucking ever.

[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 18 points 10 hours ago

Don't you understand?! We have to suppress dissenting voices to stop their echo chamber bullshit! And we need to use our authority to brutalise and crush people who disagree with us to stop their authoritarianism!

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 40 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago) (9 children)

Tankie is a pejorative label generally applied to authoritarian communists, especially those > who support or defend acts of repression by such regimes, their allies, or deny the > occurrence of the events thereof.

So, tankie is a term used to describe communists that push back against any liberal propaganda, because obviously liberals never say anything wrong or disparaging about communism, they are only ever truthful and correct.

The communists that don't push back against liberal propaganda? They're good not-tankies.

This is basically "anyone that disagrees with liberals is a tankie". It's a non-falsifiable thought-terminating cliche intended to prevent people from listening to anyone to their left other than the people that claim to be leftists but ultimately only reinforce liberal propaganda.

"Communist" that supports liberal narratives = good

Communist that performs any struggle against liberals = tankie.

It's painfully obvious why Cowbee just defaults to "Tankie just means communist". It's true and correct. Liberals consider any communist that disagrees with them a tankie, and any communist that does not disagree with liberals is obviously still a liberal, that's kinda how ideology works.

[–] axont@hexbear.net 32 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Liberals believe in a hypothetical good communist that would not qualify as a tankie. This imaginary communist was cooked up by liberals out of first principles for how they believe a communist should act and behave, because the core instinct of the liberal is to accuse their enemies of being secret right-wingers who are lying about their intentions. The hypothetical good communist would have ideals that we would say are similar to an ultra-leftist, or the completely fictional "patriotic communist" thing. As in:

  • rejection of association with any current socialist state
  • rejection of militant organizing
  • rejection of any intermediary stage in the progression towards communism. Immediately abolish the commodity form
  • complete agreement with the western world order

So under their metric for a non-tankie leftist, Che Guevara would be a bad communist because he seized state power and used violent means. Whereas a good communist would be someone like Vaush, an internet streamer who advocates for the election of Democrats to public office.

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 21 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Right and Vaush is just Destiny dressed up in red and black. Not a leftist but a liberal claiming to be a leftist but everything they advocate people do is just liberalism.

Their non-tankie is just a liberal pretending to be a communist. Every communist that actually poses any argument to liberals and opposes action that reinforces liberalism is a tankie.

Therefore every communist is a tankie. Therefore tankie just means, communist.

That's not even getting into the fact that the very definition itself applies to all communists. Let's go through each group:

MLs: Support all AES. Tankies

Trots: Support Cuba. Authoritarian state. Tankies

Maoists: Don't support China. Support USSR. Tankies.

DemSocs: Support Cuba. Some support USSR (jeremy corbyn and all Euro DemSocs for example). Tankies

This effectively amounts to 95% of all people that call themselves communists. Going into increasingly more niche sects of communist is pointless.

[–] agentant@hexbear.net 23 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

They're hypothetical non-tankie communist is Bernie Sanders

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 14 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

So, a liberal...

screm-a aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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[–] pleiades@lemmy.ml 31 points 15 hours ago (3 children)

they have a dedicated hating community? son im crine

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[–] splendidsadiks@hexbear.net 15 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

EDIT: putting this up top because it's more pertinent, they probably hate cowbee the most because he's so fucking polite & patient with everyone

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I HAVEN'T CHECKED THIS SHIT IN SO LONG & I'M STILL ON THE FRONT PAGE BABY

You know, Slammerites (Shroomites?) & I have had our disagreements, but I will never deny the utility of their graphic design skills. God how do people miss the most hamfisted jokes on here!?

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