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[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 8 points 4 hours ago

This is some elitist shit!

Having thoughts in your head and all.

[–] sougstron@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago

Natural intelligence(NI) rediscovered but mostly trained on AI data

[–] skisnow@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 hours ago
[–] Metostopholes@midwest.social 11 points 6 hours ago

Chat, are we cooked?

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 10 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

schizophrenia gets another prophet

[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 27 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

In DBT (Dialectical Behavioral Therapy) this is called accessing the wise mind. A basic technique is to write down a question, and then, while pretend you are someone you admire (Jesus, Einstein, Darth Vader, whoever) write down a responsive answer.

And yes, this is subtly what the whole What Would Jesus Do? movement was about.

[–] wabafee@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (1 children)

For a second there I thought you mentioned Epstein as someone to admire 💀.

[–] skisnow@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 hours ago

Hey now, I know not everyone is a Beatles fan, but you can't deny Brian played a big part in their success; I think he'd give good advice.

[–] RichardNixos@lemmy.ml 11 points 8 hours ago
[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 7 points 8 hours ago

But this head llm makes my eyes rain.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 11 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Good on them, assuming they're serious, for not using the llm and using their brain that time.

[–] PolarKraken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Well, they did discover thinking, it's pretty exciting!

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago (1 children)
[–] MrChewy@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Fr, the Pollos Hermanos owner

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

THE CHICKEN BROTHERS KNOW WHAT THEY DID

[–] dragginupagain@lemmy.today 3 points 7 hours ago

yeah those LLM users are all idiots, they probably can't even recognize obvious satire.

[–] Daft_ish@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Yuck, headgpt completely unreliable.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 6 points 8 hours ago

Has anyone been really thirsty while you're wandering through the desert and your HeadBot tells you that there's water on the horizon but it's just more sand?

Really need someone to patch this issue.

[–] TotallyWorthLife@lemmy.world 11 points 10 hours ago

AI psychosis got to the point people started getting ChatGPT headmates SMH

[–] raspberriesareyummy@lemmy.world 9 points 10 hours ago

The state of affairs right now when I am not sure if that is a shitpost or OP meant this seriously...

[–] toxicbubble@lemmy.world 5 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

what the fuck do they teach in schools now?? i thought school was useless, but at least they taught us how to use our minds 😵‍💫

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 0 points 8 hours ago

I wouldn't write off all of public education based on one Reddit post

[–] s@piefed.world 57 points 18 hours ago
[–] khanh@lemmy.zip 27 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

we went full circle, people.

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 5 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Somebody's just reinvented god

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 9 hours ago

What, again?

[–] nexguy@lemmy.world 11 points 16 hours ago

Ok what kind of personal data center do people have in their bodies? I bet it uses a lot of water. FU AI!!!!!!!

[–] BigDiction@lemmy.world 41 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago) (1 children)

I tried this but my brain only responds “please update your payment on file to continue your subscription”.

[–] cockmushroom@reddthat.com 7 points 10 hours ago

Tfw you're so poor you can't afford to pay attention

[–] garbage_world@lemmy.world 37 points 22 hours ago

10/10 shitpost

[–] GarboDog@lemmy.world 22 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (2 children)

Bro stopped using his brain and a little brain worm started squatting. Instead of getting kicked out he just asks the little brain worm things and it whispers in his ear. He calls the worm ChatGPT even though his name is Gerald Fornesworth Roosevelt Brillington the 7th, he thought it would be fine with his host giving him a nick name, even if it was super stupid.

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 6 points 10 hours ago

Few people know this, but the 'GPT' in ChatGPT actually stands for Gerald Phornesworth Trillington

[–] MeowerMisfit817@lemmy.world 1 points 8 hours ago

somehow my phone thought Gerald Fornesworth Roosevelt Brillington the 7th was an address and suggested using CoMaps to it.

[–] Dookieman12@piefed.social 111 points 1 day ago (2 children)

10/10: Fucking incredible shitpost. Would repost.

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