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[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

Best use for peanut butter.

[–] diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago
[–] bstix@feddit.dk 1 points 11 hours ago

It's a little weird to skip the lights and wheels.

Maybe they intended to drive it like this for some reason.

[–] nexguy@lemmy.world 57 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Not kids... this is definitely grown friends.

[–] istdaslol@feddit.org 36 points 1 day ago

Yeah the empty jars on the roof seem kinda odd if that were actually done by kids. And the free windshield and headlight suggest they had some understanding of allowing that vehicle to be still be driven

[–] plantfanatic@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 day ago

Grown kids and their friends?

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 22 points 1 day ago

I support a woman's right to an abortion, at any point.

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 50 points 1 day ago (2 children)

that isn't the result of kids, that's the result of unsupervised kids.

[–] woelkchen@lemmy.world 3 points 20 hours ago

In the 1990s we were unsupervised 90% of the time between school and bedtime.

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago

It's gotta be an adult-sized person.

[–] thatsTheCatch@lemmy.nz 29 points 1 day ago (1 children)

My guess is there was a breakup and their ex knew they were allergic to peanut butter so did this to their car

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago

Or she just happened to have a lot of peanut butter. You don't have to be allergic to hate having this happen to your car.

[–] zr0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 day ago

Best birthday present for any dog.

[–] secher@lemmy.world 21 points 1 day ago

Oh, peanut butter. Whew.

[–] thagoat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That wasn't kids. That was a jilted lover

[–] nailingjello@piefed.zip 27 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Or a Jiffed lover. Don't mind me, I'm just going to Skippy right on out of here and take my nutty jokes with me.

[–] secher@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Nuttin wrong with a little crunchy humor, it smooths the soul.

[–] Triumph@fedia.io 8 points 1 day ago

Oil is stored in the pee nuts.

[–] papalonian@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago (2 children)

The inclusion of actual peanuts makes me wonder if this was done to someone with a peanut allergy

[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Is that not attempted murder? You don't fuck around with peanut allergies.

[–] musubibreakfast@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

What would happen if you hit someone with a peanut allergy with that car by accident?

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

Straight to jail.

[–] plantfanatic@sh.itjust.works -4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I’m allergic to grass, does you mowing the lawn constitute the same thing?

[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Don't be silly. Pretty sure hay fever doesn't send you info anaphylactic shock.

Edit: I feel the irony of a plantfanatic being allergic to grass, though. :)

[–] plantfanatic@sh.itjust.works -1 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

You seriously think that only peanut allergies can cause death or anaphylactic shock…?

[–] Almacca@aussie.zone -1 points 12 hours ago (1 children)
[–] plantfanatic@sh.itjust.works 0 points 8 hours ago

Says the one that putting peanuts on something is attempted murder.

Lol.

[–] too_high_for_this@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] papalonian@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Think you're right. What a tasty snack

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 14 points 1 day ago

what kind of jelly supremacist bullshit do you have to be on to merit this

[–] toynbee@piefed.social 5 points 1 day ago

This happened in Malcolm in the Middle.

[–] crazycraw@crazypeople.online 10 points 1 day ago

is that the result of kids or ...some sort of hatred.

[–] Signtist@bookwyr.me 6 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Eh, assuming you're not allergic, just roll down the windows and drive it to a car wash. 15 minute $15 fix, just remember to roll the windows back up before it starts.

[–] TootSweet@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You want to get peanut butter all up in the door chamber that the window recedes into?

[–] Signtist@bookwyr.me 3 points 1 day ago

Eh, it only touches the gasketing, but it would probably still get some on the inner part of it you'd need to clean with a pipe cleaner or something, yeah.

[–] Landless2029@lemmy.world 1 points 20 hours ago

Best to go to a self service car wash and use a water power washer wand.

That part would be kind of satisfying to me.
The drive would suck though.

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

No, remove a wiper blade and scrape off enough to see out. Then reattach it. Then go wash the car.

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 day ago (2 children)

That's quite a lot of peanut butter. Is that also like peanuts just dumped on the hood?

This brutally cruel and absolutely hilarious. I can't figure out if I would ground those kids or reward them for creativity and effort.

Jesus, my parents would go nuclear if I had done this. Partly from the mess, but mostly from the waste of peanut butter. Pretty sure they would make me squidgy it back into the jars and that would be my peanut butter from now on.

[–] Carmakazi@piefed.social 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If they got it on the upholstery in a similar fashion the car might legitimately be totalled.

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 1 points 10 hours ago

Cloth seats aren't expensive at wreckers. Leather should be resistant to it. Perforated leather? Gonna cost ya

[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 day ago

Sweet merciful crap, my car!

[–] BallShapedMan@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

At work it's common to say "peanut butter over..." Meaning someone is spread over lots of tasks in a chain instead of just doing one task. Next time someone says it I'm sending them this.

[–] Themosthighstrange@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Glad my picture is doing good out in the real world

[–] BallShapedMan@lemmy.world 0 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Doing the lord's work 🤣🤣🤣

Just keeping the population at replacement level

[–] Zier@fedia.io 3 points 1 day ago

Toyota, now with more plant based protein.