No no, this makes sense, you literally need to cheat.
this post was submitted on 21 Jun 2026
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It works for the crooks in charge.
But the people paying for these kind of alpha boot camps aren't ever going to be in that position. They'll just put on blinders and "hustle" like a good little worker.
So what that brick do?
The FIDE regulations dictate that a player who declines en passant must drop a brick on their pipi. A brick is kept nearby for such eventualities
holy hell
new response dropped
I don’t see any anal beads in that drawing though.
Pull harder
I figured it was something like that.
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We hit that bullseye and the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards.
Checkmate.
your buddy vapes over the game board
"I activate fog of war"
But that is how CEO assholes work (or try to until they can't get away with it)
Source: worked with nearly a dozen CEOs of various size companies
To be fair, though, if you were in a game of chess where you could make 10 moves for every one move your opponent makes, it would be really easy to win that game of chess.
The Scholar’s mate school of business.
Chess with flash windows.
I feel so fucking dirty for saying those words. Good god.
But he's correct. If you're rich enough you can bribe all the seconds, then you can make extra moves and irregular moves. Heck, you can just have all the seconds declare you victor.
For extra points, hire guys with guns to make sure everyone at the tournament agrees with your rules.
This is the state of modern neoliberal capitalism from the view of billionaire oligarchs and multi-national conglomerate corporations.
I don't want to ruin this meme, but he's saying a real thing in a confusing way. You have to think 10 moves ahead of your opponent and also the repercussions of each move at every step.
Zero points for saying it wrong, though.
“You miss every shot you take”
“The only thing we do not fear is fear itself”
“Interrupt your opponent when he is making a mistake”
"If fighting is sure to result in defeat then you must fight"
There is a wonderful cartoon book by Tom Weller called "Minims". A minim is the opposite of a maxim. So the book is full of illustrations of wisdom like "The early worm gets eaten by the bird." and "You'll catch more flies with honey than you'd care to." The book's subtitle is "Man is the only animal that wears bow ties."
(Although, I have to admit, my husky sometimes wears bow ties and he looks a lot better in them than I do.)
Cats in bow ties also look great.
No, he said a real thing in a completely factually wrong way, and that's assuming that this "entrepeneur" actually understood it correctly, which I doubt.
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Alpha in the software sense: pre-release, lots of bugs, definitely not ready for production, sale, or wide public viewing.
And increasingly: Mostly composed of an assortment of self-reinforced hallucinations.
Alpha male when full release male walks in: 😧
So we can ship it tomorrow? Great I just told the investors, so we're now leagly obligated to ship it tomorrow.
I hear you can cheat at chess by sticking a vibrator in your ass.
Maybe that's what the rich CEOs are doing to win
I gave up on playing chess. The game has become such a metaphor, such a fetish symbol for intellect, so every dude "knows how to play", but won't risk the humiliation of loss, and therefore won't play. I don't enjoy online chess, so I just don't get to play.
Give shot chess a try. Each piece is a small shot glass.
I had loads of fun destroying my friends since I was in the chess club in grade school. And they had fun because alcohol.
Or find a park that has chess boards.
Well instead of "make" it should be "think" and it would be fine, you fool
I "know" how to play chess but when I try to play against a computer I constantly get reminded I can't move my piece there because I would be putting myself in check.
Pretty sure I've only won 2 chess games in my life. ..... Against someone at my level.
you didn't know about the French cum sock opener? you fool ! had you known you could have forked me into giving up one of my pieces !
Chess isn't actually a logic game or a smarts game, it's a memory game. If you're a computer or one of those 15-people-per-generation chess brains, then yeah, you probably can logic your way into thinking enough moves ahead. If not, your only option is to remember a bunch of different plays and learn how to recognise and execute the preditermined strategies. If you try to do it your way, you will be stuck losing to a bad computer or chess club kids online
I beat my kids
at chess whenever we play.
If you told me this before, I would be winning every game of chess I played
Read between the lines: they're saying that they have to cheat to win.
Business is like Start Craft 2, you gotta raise your APM if you want to beat the Korean pros
If he said "do them in your head" it would have made more sense lol
This explains SO much about their thinking.
He doesn't tell how it works...
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