Malfeasant

Date a contortionist, order is not a concern.

Thinking back to Windows 3.1, I just threw up in my mouth a little.

Not that easy - changing the rules generally requires a vote to the homeowners, not just the board, and usually requires a minimum amount of participation (like a majority have to approve, regardless of how many(few) vote).

I don't consider it authoritarian to not want my next door neighbor to turn their front lawn into a junkyard.

That is authoritarian, regardless of how reasonable the desire is. If the only thing keeping your neighbor from turning their front yard into a junkyard is a threat of force, is that a relationship worth preserving?

Ring doorbell camera can't be "pointed", it screws to a flat surface, presumably the doorway. That said, they have a pretty wide field of view.

Seems like it should be possible to introduce crab grass to his lawn...

I live in Phoenix. When I first moved here, I lived in a shitty apartment that didn't maintain my air conditioning, and the condenser drain clogged and started leaking, so I had to put out buckets to catch the water. I could easily squeeze a gallon out of the air in a few hours, and that was just a 750 sqft apartment...

"relative humidity" is the percentage of water the air holds relative to how much it could hold, which varies by temperature. It can't go negative, though it can go over 100%.

No true capitalism?

But but but capitalism, free market, competition, etc. etc. etc ...

A day? In New England we say if you don't like the weather, wait 15 minutes, it'll change. And Boston drivers aren't bad, just aggressive. New Jersey drivers are bad.

Bingo