Malfeasant

Yes, run and hide. That'll show us nihilists. (Except I'm an absurdist)

The 20 rich guys...

I thought I knew my wife after 20 years, but she surprised me. Apparently, being direct with me was terrible for her, just the most emotionally draining experience imaginable for her, and she got tired of it- but rather than tell me that, she just stopped being direct and expected me to pick up on it, and when I inevitably didn't, she decided the relationship was over- but again, she didn't tell me that, just started boinking our son's best friend's dad, then when I started to figure it out, told me I was crazy for thinking it, that he was just a friend... When she finally did tell me she wanted to divorce (one year ago today, matter of fact), she didn't want either of us to move out, she expected me to be ok with continuing to live together sharing a house (and bed!) while she screwed her side piece... I moved out so quickly I didn't even have furniture, just slept on an air mattress on the floor for the first couple weeks... Then after I had signed a year lease, I found out the other guy lived right around the corner from my apartment... Rather than randomly bump into each other at the grocery store, I decided to call him (son's best friend's dad, remember?) Turns out, she had been lying to him too, told him we had been separated "for some time", just living together for the sake of the kids... He seemed genuinely horrified to hear that wasn't true, apologized for his part, and said he was going to break it off with her. I didn't really believe him at the time, but as things have played out since, while she was trying to make me think they were still seeing each other, I could tell they weren't - my son lamenting not seeing his friend much anymore for one. Some months later after I had dropped off the kids with her, she let it slip that "he's always busy now". Gee, I wonder why...

Anywho, you think you know someone...

That was my wife for the last 20 years... The divorce is almost final (almost as in we've both signed off, it's been sent to the court (Friday afternoon) we're just waiting to hear back...). Yeah, she cheated on me. Yeah, it was a surprise. Yeah, she blamed me for not paying enough attention to her.

I mean, if my experience is any indication, she won't listen... But then again, it turns out my wife was passive aggressively trying to get me to leave her for years but I was too oblivious to get her hints...

Date a contortionist, order is not a concern.

Thinking back to Windows 3.1, I just threw up in my mouth a little.

Not that easy - changing the rules generally requires a vote to the homeowners, not just the board, and usually requires a minimum amount of participation (like a majority have to approve, regardless of how many(few) vote).

I don't consider it authoritarian to not want my next door neighbor to turn their front lawn into a junkyard.

That is authoritarian, regardless of how reasonable the desire is. If the only thing keeping your neighbor from turning their front yard into a junkyard is a threat of force, is that a relationship worth preserving?

Ring doorbell camera can't be "pointed", it screws to a flat surface, presumably the doorway. That said, they have a pretty wide field of view.

Seems like it should be possible to introduce crab grass to his lawn...

I live in Phoenix. When I first moved here, I lived in a shitty apartment that didn't maintain my air conditioning, and the condenser drain clogged and started leaking, so I had to put out buckets to catch the water. I could easily squeeze a gallon out of the air in a few hours, and that was just a 750 sqft apartment...