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[–] Tabitha@hexbear.net 40 points 1 day ago (2 children)
  1. marry someone from Hong Kong/Taiwan
  2. become full citizen before the merger
  3. trollface problem PRC?
[–] red_giant@hexbear.net 13 points 1 day ago

I’m just a Filipino fisherman building my home on a Filipino island

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 8 points 1 day ago

Hello my future Hong Kong wife?

[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 27 points 1 day ago (2 children)

i will never accept this. with each day i become more powerful, more wise and more chinese.

not even the gods can slow my ascension.

[–] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

We must all aspire to be more like Israel

We can all become Chinese (well, I already am, but that's irrelevant)

[–] chgxvjh@hexbear.net 9 points 1 day ago

One of the names of all times

[–] chgxvjh@hexbear.net 12 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Drinking tea, practicing Feng-Shui, burning incense, on my journey to become an immortal.

[–] Flyberius@hexbear.net 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Smoking in lifts, on trains between the no smoking signs, in my bunk at the hostel. I've got this down 👇

I forgot, whist taking a shit at the fancy restaurant.

[–] EchoVerse@hexbear.net 15 points 1 day ago

We'll be watching from the periphery, quietly slipping into irrelevancy.

[–] Athena5898@hexbear.net 7 points 1 day ago (2 children)

idk, I feel like to be the type of person to flee the US when shit gets tough (if I even could) would make me the type of person I was fighting against in the first place (someone able to do that in the first place). Like don't get me wrong, there is value in moving. I have moved to different parts of the US, but it was because I didn't feel at home where I was, and I moved to a community. But fuck i'm so tired of listening to liberals who are like "I'm moving to Europe!" on a whim. Like good luck I guess, unless you have a valuable job you are about to find out what it's like to be one of us for a change. All of this to say, there is a very specific type of GTFO that some Americans have that is just annoying and speaks to the colonial upbringing that they haven't dealt with at best. A example is Not Just Bikes. The guy has some very useful videos that I use a lot, but fuck I get so tired of his "everyone should just move to Europe" spiel he does every once in a while.

[–] Tabitha@hexbear.net 10 points 1 day ago

the average person could probably successfully move to a lot of random countries, not that it would always be easy. But the average person is not likely to successfully be 1 of a million americans trying to escape all at the same time.

[–] Lussy@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago

Yeah, like, the type of people who have the ability to move to China in the event of major strife at home are the type of people I've been hating on for a long time.

Personally I’m holding out for citizenship in reunified turtle island timmy-pray

[–] chgxvjh@hexbear.net 9 points 1 day ago

No Chinese citizen and no star citizen

[–] Moomoo_Milk@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago
[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 7 points 1 day ago