Now THIS is a shitpost.

This fake story brought to us by someone who never changed a baby's blowout. A squalling infant covered in shit is WAY worse than what allegedly happened here. Even a dog rolling around in shit is way grosser to clean.

Put on some gloves, not really needed because you're about to nuke ALL the bacteria, but it feels better. Pour some bleach on the mess, instant bacteria death and as soon as the air clears, zero smell. Wipe it up with disposable towels of some sort, place in plastic bag, place in trash. You don't have the luxury of such prep when dealing with a live animal.

I don’t know if there has been a more fitting post to this community

lemmyshitpost

very

I suspect in real life many people pee in isolation tanks; and sanitation after each customer is a regular cost of business

I looked up the post and found this update they posted

The “it wasn’t me” defense is the stupidest shit I’ve ever heard

Lol absolutely no way you don’t know you got the norovirus. Death might seem like a viable option when it’s at it’s worst. Also, no way you don't know you’re cramping so bad you shit yourself. A sensory deprivation tank doesn’t make you unaware of your own body, in fact it can cause hyperawareness because it’s all you’ve got.

But whatever. Good internet story.

From sensory deprivation tank to septic tank in 1 customer

Some well-intended lawyer needs to take this on pro Bono. This could be the case that defines your career!

you could make a religion out of this

I'm pretty sure they should have insurance that would cover this.

Quite the literal shitpost

I'm calling Poe.

Critics are hailing 'The Diarrhea Clause' as Tim Allen's triumphant return to cinema.

Yeah they should be insured for this and if they aren't that's on them. That's already such a vulnerable situation for you to find yourself in, to then get blamey sounds like they could use a bit more time in the tank themselves. Check your local laws around these types of establishments, often they are lumped in with spas, and see if they have legal requirements about insurance coverage. If they do, the insurance should cover it, and if they don't, report them.

This is honestly no different than accidentally vomiting in a taxi. They will charge you a fee, like 150$ where i am, to cover the cost of cleaning. Both are biohazards and both require a proper cleaning and sanitization, but no taxi driver is going to try and get you to replace, that's absurd, as is this. The 150$ amount is ostensibly their lost income from time and costs of cleaning.

Finally, they have presented an unrealized hypothetical as fact. They don't want to clean it. They say they don't think they can sanitize it but have they tried? They need to try and fail or point to official documentation from the manufacturer to back that up before they have a toenail to stand on. My money is on this: insurance will likely only cover the cost of sanitization, and not a replacement, again without something to back that up other than vibes or ick. I bet theres a cheap owner who doesnt want to make a claim on their policy and has hourly employees threatening to quit if assigned the task. Meanwhile they think they can get a brand new tank free out of this. That reimbursement for cleaning is going to be significantly less than 8000, and even if they reimbursed for loss, they'd depreciate it for age and wear, and it would still be high but less. But this amount is low enough (sub-10k) and the damage was accidental, not intentional, that any insurance company would have a hard time trying to hold you responsible for their costs of coverage.

I am not a lawyer but I've been in a situation where we had to claim the maximum our renters policy covered (100k!). Our insurance loved that we exhaustively documented everything and tried to go after the landlord for it as they were unambiguously responsible under the law, but insurance found multiple properties all with multiple leins and the owner had moved overseas, they gave up after a year. It costs them money, time, and effort to try so there needs to be a good chance of success on their part and theres both an upfront cost and diminishing returns over time.

I think your best bet is to research the laws and regulations around spas and just own them on the facts. Don't be above having a friend call them and ask a lot of questions like "I've never done this and have some concerns, and at some point ask them point blank about their insurance coverage. "What if I pass out or slip on a wet floor and need medical care, what does your insurance policy cover?" Present it like you assume they must have one you just want some reassurance about it.

Best of luck and I'm so sorry this happened to you. Screw these losers.

Say it was like that when you got in there.

Pancake and sushi

At the same time?

It's not your fault their tank worked too good, and you "relaxed."