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[–] DrWorm@piefed.blahaj.zone 142 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I looked up the post and found this update they posted

The “it wasn’t me” defense is the stupidest shit I’ve ever heard

Update on my diarrhea. I posted here awhile ago about having diarrhea in a sensory deprivation tank and the facility wanting me to ultimately pay $12,500 (way more than initially quoted) to replace the tank since they didn’t feel safe deep cleaning it. I just wanted to give an update. I found an attorney willing to represent me and we are saying that since I was asleep there is no one to definitely know I am the one who diarrhea’d in the tank, and it is possible an employee dumped something in. Furthermore, I was there on a promo day where they were having a pancake and sushi luncheon and it’s possible if I were the one to have diarrhea’d it may have been from something I contracted from their food. Everything is pending, but I have hope now. The main downside is my legal fees are rapidly approaching the cost of the tank so I am hoping we can have them pay these.

[–] QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works 94 points 1 day ago (2 children)

People don’t think this is real, do they? sushi and pancake luncheon? This is hilarious and I love it but it’s just humor and not something to take seriously or analyze that deeply

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago

Sushi and pancake luncheon is the kind of unhinged I associate with college students and nobody else lol

[–] froh42@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

It feels like "chatgpt i need a ragebait reddit article"

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 69 points 1 day ago

they were having a pancake and sushi luncheon

A hwhat?

[–] altkey@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 1 day ago

The main downside is my legal fees are rapidly approaching the cost of the tank so I hoping we can have them pay these.

If having hallucinations and diarrhea was on norovirus, then what's that? Shitting themselves and delusions seems like their bread and butter.

I will shit in the tank, and make them pay for it!

  • This redditor, probably.