Where I live, nudity is not by itself considered indecent, so this would not be true.
So, be sure to rub one out during the crime.
this post was submitted on 03 Jun 2026
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they called him the rubbing robber
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In the U.S. at least a naked child isn't obscene. Also if they masturbate on camera the police and courts absolutely can still view it.
If what OP said was actually true, then it would make investigating child porn cases nearly impossible. Someone does have to watch the footage to determine if a crime was committed, and often the people who have to do that end up having major mental health issues as a result.
Someone does have to watch the footage
Heroes - hope they’re nightmare-proof people
Or it attracts people to these positions that are looking to view these things.
Hence why the nudist colony of all ages can be naked together. Its completely legal
If a minor is provocatively nude in front of a surveillance camera, could they be prosecuted for production of child pornography?
I wouldn't be surprised, tbh.
The cops can watch it, copy it, sell it on the dark web, pass it up to their bosses, use the panopticon to find the kid in question, hunt them for sport, black bag them, rape them, force a confession through torture, and then throw the kid into the serial sexual assault wing of the state prison for 30 years.
I'm just imagining someone saying this in response to OP's joke at a party and this is the (natural) response
She's into it
There's always a 10th dentist
Something just awoke in her
Her inner voice donned a police cap.
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...which would be a crime so yes not a counterexample but still yes you can of course say those things if you like.
The investigation found no evidence of wrongdoing.
history has shown that there exists a cohort of folks the concept of “crime” does not apply to.
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What if you’re an adult but you just strap naked minors to your body?
Wait, no that would raise other issues I suppose.
They legally can’t stop you if you declare that it’s an official action.
That's where your wrong, they hire people to do that.
commit crimes?
Ironically, yes!
Not legally, but yeah, you can hire minors to do your crime.
https://bra.se/english/publications/archive/2025-01-21-children-and-youth-in-criminal-networks
oh i'd rather it not be minors. children have no sense of quality.
In crime quantity can take you pretty far pretty fast
If you kill a guy right at daylight savings and go home. You’re not lying when you say you were at home at 2am
In the vein of threads about genies that fuck with your wishes:
If you kill a guy right at daylight savings and go home. You’re not lying when you say you were at home at 2am
Picked the wrong direction of daylight savings time, so instead of rolling back to 1am it went to 3am.
Nudity is not pornography.... But, say, you were rubbing one out while robbing a store...
Says who? Certainly not the law.
Rubber rubbing robber
Funny you mention this. I attended an all guys boarding school in the 90s.
If there existed WebCams and the Internet, I would be a gay porn billionaire.
Instead, I just have a lot of very fond of memories, and then knowledge that there is no such thing as a straight man. A little bit of weed, and any guy loves having his asshole licked.
all guys boarding school
no such thing as a straight man
Meh. Had a gay ol’ time, that’s all I know.
The truth is sometimes men are just too horny to care about whose hole or tongue it is.
Or just too lonely
I grew up in the 80s and we were promised a future that was gonna be awesome.
We got a future that fucking sucks
Look its not gay if you say "good game" afterwards. Then its just lads winding down.
Incorrect. Only poor people cannot watch the footage.
You can do a lot of things as a minor as long as you keep receipts. And I guess as long as they're someone who isn't wealthy.
Also known as an Epstein island audition.
Almost down voted but realised its shitposting. You may have my upvote
...dunno how this works in other parts of the world, but here in Europe they'd try you as a minor and seal the evidence - which they'd do whether you'd be naked in security footage or not. It just doesn't matter, they'd examine the evidence as a part of the proceedings nonetheless!
I don't think this is explicitly illegal anywhere, but related laws can be interpreted to make it so. Judges have a LOT of leeway in this area, so much so, the "kid" could be a legal adult, and also fully dressed.
Just claim that it's actually generated by Grok! /j
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