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[–] architect@thelemmy.club 10 points 7 hours ago
[–] Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world 22 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 1 hour ago) (3 children)

I love the ones who argue sanctity of marriage are usually on their 2nd marriage or ooze with infidelity.

2 right-wingers I used to work with...

  • Person A cheated on his first wife with his now 2nd wife while she was married to his friend, and they had kids out of wedlock together

  • Person B notoriously cheated on his first wife for years.

  • Person B's current wife got divorced once for infidelity, had a kid out of wedlock with a different guy, banged her already-married boss at work, conveniently got promoted to his position when he left, screwed around with at least 1 of her subordinates while she then started sleeping with person B.

But yeah, 2 dudes blowing each other is what ruined marriage...

[–] Megacomboburrito@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago

Right-wingers: "Fidelity for my wife but not for me"

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 points 4 hours ago

or they are in sham marriages themselves.

[–] FistingEnthusiast@lemmy.world 4 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

And they love the idea of watching two women fucking

[–] xav@programming.dev 1 points 5 hours ago

Who doesn't ?

[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 2 points 10 hours ago

So do a lot of women.

[–] EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com 9 points 12 hours ago (7 children)

Oh no! Someone think of the Christian values that even Christians don't actually adhere to and just weaponize when it is convenient for them!

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[–] sonofearth@lemmy.world 1 points 8 hours ago

It’s a good advertisement to be gay lol.

[–] cheers_queers@lemmy.zip 5 points 12 hours ago

i got moderated on a discord channel i am in bc a jesus freak didnt like this meme lol

[–] Folstar@lemmus.org 19 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

I like that if you start at "Sanctity of marriage", something the radical right clearly does not actually value, and work counterclockwise the terms get increasingly vague and meaningless until they completely phone it in with "Etc". What values.

"If robosexual marriage becomes legal, imagine the horrible things that will happen to our children, then imagine we said those things, since we couldn't think of any. As a mother, those things worry me." -Futurama

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 6 points 18 hours ago

So I like playing the cinnamon rolls game. Every time you see "marriage" instead read "a common law government contract that bestows rights and responsibilities and formalizes systems of inheritance and power of attorney in cases of incapacity, originally managed by churches because religions were the original governments" and the word sanctity loses all meaning by the end of a discussion with a homophobia

[–] Furbag@pawb.social 14 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

Oh no, not et cetera! That encompasses all the other things!

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[–] DylanMc6@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

What about liberal/progressive conservatism (fiscally conservative, and also socially liberal/progressive)?

[–] sunbytes@lemmy.world 10 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

The etc is really a "you know what i mean" here.

As in "this cartoon is preaching to the choir". It doesn't make people think or do anything butnnod knowingly.

What a waste of even a little creativity.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

Which... Dammit. I have to double check I don't know the illustrator one of my buddies fell down the rabbit hole

Edit upon closer examination this is a poor shop of an oatmeal. The fuck. Oatmeal doesn't stand for this. THIS IS WHY I CARE ABOUT ATTRIBUTION

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 4 points 18 hours ago

Don't worry they ripped off the cartoon too

[–] Rusty@lemmy.ca 20 points 22 hours ago (4 children)

Is The Oatmeal (the creator of this comic) a right winger? Everything I know about him is saying otherwise.

[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 24 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

Nah it was him taking the piss outta fallwell and people who overuse the word literally

Look how happy the steamrollerers are

[–] NickwithaC@lemmy.world 3 points 11 hours ago

I am currently wearing Gayroller 2000 on a t-shirt!

[–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 1 points 10 hours ago

Homosexual Steamroller, band name, dibs.

[–] Kewlio250@lemmy.zip 14 points 21 hours ago (5 children)

No, he publicly stated this was a alteration of his work https://www.facebook.com/share/1Dww8fX5ZM/

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[–] TRBoom@lemmy.zip 9 points 21 hours ago

SO I dug a bit and the original is from a comic called Literally where he pokes fun of the word literally being used as its own antonym instead of figuratively.

Specifically he mocks a quote from some dead bigot.

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[–] AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 11 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Lol christians don't even follow christian values

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[–] thisisbutaname@discuss.tchncs.de 39 points 1 day ago (5 children)

The gays are coming for your /etc folder!

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[–] Paradachshund@lemmy.today 140 points 1 day ago (7 children)
[–] Zink@programming.dev 8 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

And yet, if you paint the steamroller a gaudy fake gold color and have it being driven by every conservative you've heard about in the last year, it gets way more true!

I'm an old straight white guy with a pretty normie-looking family, and I know damn well that almost every LGBT+ person out there shares more of my values and gives more of a shit about my marriage than the conservative grifters out there.

[–] Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world 1 points 11 hours ago

Paint the roller red white and blue and call it the FREEDOM ROLLER but the people in front are Gays, non Christians, non whites, legal immigrants and see if the irony shines through

[–] BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 12 points 22 hours ago (3 children)

You'll take my Etc from my cold dead hands!

Can I have a go on the gayroller next?

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[–] rekabis@lemmy.ca 4 points 18 hours ago

And what these right wingers always conveniently forget is that their religion only tells THEM what to do, it has no impact on anyone else.

All of these “values” can remain 100% unaffected within themselves, they just want the bigotry of forcibly imposing these “values” on others.

And that’s their problem - they’re screaming bloody murder because their ability to be tyrannical authoritarians is being taken away.

[–] theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 69 points 1 day ago (7 children)

Yep favourite was when I was told queer people have declared war on God. Makes us sound metal as fuck.

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