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[–] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 3 points 8 hours ago
[–] the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

My favortie bit is when they announce it all proud of themselves, it has the same energy as a dog with a stick.

[–] Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 day ago
[–] mycodesucks@lemmy.world 44 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

This hasn't been true for a while. Unless you are constantly looking for only the most mainstream stuff, huge swathes of material is lost with every shutdown, especially now that the costs of servers and storage have quadrupled.

The idea of piracy being invincible is a myth from a different internet era along with old patterns like "platforms spring up and die constantly".

Yeah, in the 2000s that was true - but the main platforms we have today have been around for 20 years and have a stranglehold on users. The internet logic of the aughts no longer holds.

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Kinda ironic that russian and iranian sites are the ones most likely to survive current purges. No wonder they're almost impossible to find when using most western search engines

[–] CommanderCloon@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 day ago

Right, I'm not really impacted because whenever I want to access something my gvt wouldn't want me to, I just use yandex.

[–] judgyweevil@feddit.it 53 points 2 days ago (2 children)

The Italian government is strange because it goes only against pirated football TV streaming. They completely ignore all the other forms of piracy.

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 31 points 2 days ago (4 children)

false. they allow high seas piracy in the Mediterranean. a nation has been kidnapping civilians in international waters, torturing them, and no European nation gives a fuck.

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[–] lime@feddit.nu 8 points 2 days ago

going after other kinds is how you end up with naples covered in trash again

[–] AlecSadler@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Usenet working fine still. Generally faster speeds than torrenting and upload requirements.

[–] ApertureUA@lemmy.today 7 points 1 day ago

Did you know usenet was once a "net" that was "used" by real people? With news and discussions and stuff? That's insane, I know.


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[–] imhungry@leminal.space 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Where would someone start if they wanted to get into usenet?

[–] v4ld1z@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Unfortunately, or fortunately, not a whole lot of places discuss Usenet to not draw too much attention to it. I know it's reddit, but /r/usenet is a really good resource both for providers and indexers as well as for setting things up for personal use. Some guides exist on YouTube too.

If you're looking for media, look into what an Arr stack is and how to set that up for a media server you're running, for example. Although not exactly necessary, that's what many people use and set up.

[–] imhungry@leminal.space 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I've been to r/usenet and it is incomprehensible. I now know I am supposed to download an app. I'm sorry.

[–] v4ld1z@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Have you had a look at the wiki? It's quite comprehensive and should set you up nicely with everything you need to know. Other than that, do check out YouTube tutorials. For example:

https://youtu.be/-PQtE6Nb0Cw https://youtu.be/QfpZcXXGpVA https://youtu.be/4IGKF-K_Rgc

Feel free to DM me too if you need to know something. I'm still only starting out with Usenet myself, but I do know some stuff and know where/whom to ask.

[–] imhungry@leminal.space 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

Thanks, I will look at all that, however

It has been my experience that when someone understands something, they are capable of explaining it to someone else. For example if you asked me how to make tea, I wouldn't give you a youtube video and tell you I can't explain. I'd tell you that you've got to get a cup, boiling water, tea leaves, one of those little metal balls with holes in. Do you know what I'm saying? I'm having a really hard time comprehending the tools utilized by typical usenet users because I do not understand how it works. When I ask for clarity I am pointed back to the same confusing materials. There has to be at least one person who knows what usenet is and can explain it to another person, without telling them to get the explanation elsewhere.

[–] v4ld1z@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Okay, I get what you mean.

So basically Usenet in its raw form is used for distribution of information and it is/was used as a sort of forum. Think proto-reddit: bulletin boards with threads. It can be used to transmit and share data also, however, which is what we want to do here.

The boon of Usenet compared to torrents is that you have a bunch of servers hosted by providers that have all the data on their servers, so you don't run the risk of exposing your IP or any other identifying information, in addition to your connection being encrypted by default. Additionally, you don't download from a bunch of seeding users but from a single server, so connections are more stable and download speeds are better too.

To access Usenet, there are two main constituents you need to setup or know: a provider, ie. the host that allows you to access Usenet in the first place and that stores the data on their own servers, as well as at least one indexer, ie. a way to search and download the data. The good thing is that Usenet is decentralised, so you can use whatever provider and indexer that suits you and you will get access to Usenet. There are some differences between them based on the backbones the providers use (period of retention of data, server locations, takedown types - DMCA or NTD and how often that happens etc.), but they all work in the same basic way. I've personally not delved that deep into Usenet, so someone else can likely tell you better what backbones mean and why they should matter to you - they haven't for me up until now.

Usually, Usenet is used in conjunction with so-called Arr-Stacks - a collection of individual Arr-programs that allow you to manage and download different types of media: Sonarr for shows, Radarr for movies, Lidarr for music as well as a program that manages their downloads, like NZBGet or Sabnzbd, stuff like that. These can be run on a single regular machine as is but most automate them and set them up on a server. That way, you can add a show via Sonarr, have it downloaded automatically via preset filters, and have it be available with your media playback program of your choosing - like Jellyfin or Plex - without any further input of yours.

All of this comes at a cost - unfortunately and literally - since you usually subscribe to these individual servers. However, compared to your average streaming service, it comes out to way cheaper. Most indexers have regular sales where you can snag deals like 50€/year, sometimes even cheaper. Plus, since you pay for access, you guarantee that people make sure that things work and are secure for the most part.

An example setup could look like this:

  • Newsdemon as your provider
  • NZBGeek, Drunkenslug or Ninja Central as your indexers (most of these have instructions or manuals on how to use Usenet too; some restrict account creation to invites only, so creating an account can be tricky sometimes. you shouldn't run into issues creating an account with Geek, tho - if you only want to have one indexer, this is usually the one to get)
  • Sabnzbd to download data
  • Sonarr, Radarr, Lidarr, Prowlarr (a program that combines all your Arr programs in one and let's you monitor them from one place) to get whatever media you're looking for
  • Jellyfin for playback of your media

This is a really basic breakdown, and I'm sure there's a bunch missing from it, but this should give you a basic idea of what you want to do, what it is, how to set things up. Let me know if this helps and if you have any questions.

I implore you to have a look at a guide or two I mentioned before. These do a better job of explaining things.

Edit: https://www.usenetradar.com/usenet-providers-vs-usenet-indexers-whats-the-difference/ this explains the difference between providers and indexers a little better and also gives some recommendations

[–] imhungry@leminal.space 1 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Hey, this is way more detailed and this does help me understand, or at least it gives me a start and a little bit more context. It still sounds really complicated and I still don't get it but I guess this is a very technical thing that I've got to do a lot of reading to understand. But based on some of the comments, I don't think I'm actually smart enough to do this. Sorry, I'm just going to move along.

[–] v4ld1z@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It's definitely hard to digest at first - I know it took me a couple of days to get things working for sure. A VPN + qbittorrent is definitely easier to set up and have a good time with.

[–] imhungry@leminal.space 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I really regret joining this site to talk to people. If I'm lonely I should talk to Chat GPT or something like that. I feel like absolute garbage.

[–] v4ld1z@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 day ago

You good buddy? Did anything about our interaction rub you the wrong way?

[–] v4ld1z@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 day ago

Hey, I left a pretty detailed comment about this if you want to check it out

[–] plutopos@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 day ago

I don't know if this will confuse you further, but keep in mind "internet" is the one that became mainstream among many "-net" networks that used to thrive in the past. You can see usenet as an "alternative to internet"

[–] kadotux@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 day ago

hey I know what you mean and I'll reply to this in case someone comes along, as I'm interested too. I have the whole -arr stack with jellyfin configred but have been only using torrents (both public and private trackers)

[–] HereIAm@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Correct me if I'm wrong, but is Usenet more used for newer releases and items are hosted by individuals, not p2p? Since I stopped using Spotify I'm constantly backfilling older music, and with TV shows and movies I'm usually 5+ years behind the release. It was just something I read, the content on Usenet is usually revolved around newer things

[–] Zink@programming.dev 3 points 1 day ago

Usenet is hosted by companies dedicated to it, not individuals. So generally you can use an encrypted connection and max out your bandwidth.

It's not just new stuff either.

[–] homes@piefed.world 18 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (4 children)

If it weren’t for piracy, the Internet would not exist

Well, it would, but it was still very much to look like the ARPANET, because, otherwise, it would have no reason to exist

[–] Texas_Hangover@lemmy.radio 18 points 2 days ago (3 children)

I always thought porn was the catalyst.

[–] homes@piefed.world 15 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

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Seriously! Shut the fuck up!!!

What are you trying to do? Bring the entire 21st century crashing in on itself?

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[–] W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

That’s what the internet is for. Porn.

[–] OldQWERTYbastard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world 3 points 11 hours ago

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[–] backalleycoyote@lemmy.today 1 points 1 day ago

Porn, music, gore. Come for the boobs, snag a Metallica album, watch someone get their head sawn off with gardening tools. Average teenage Xennial internet experience.

[–] Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 day ago

Well, we can't really download Hookers or Blow via the Internet, so instead we had to settle for Porn and Digital Piracy.

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[–] DandomRude@lemmy.world 22 points 2 days ago

Given recent events, all cloud-based LLMs should have been included here. In the history of humanity, there has never been a more profitable piracy operation.

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 14 points 1 day ago

qbitorrent's built in search, my dearest

also yandex search, from russia, with love

[–] gegil@sopuli.xyz 19 points 2 days ago (2 children)

In ukraine, piracy is technically illegal, but nobody cares and its not enforced. In 2022 after full scale invasion, ukraine banned most popular russian piracy websites as a "sources of propaganda". Absolutely nothing has been done to foreign and especially local services.

[–] tourist@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago

in south africa piracy is also technically illegal

but I only heard of one case of someone being prosecuted

someone was filesharing a locally produced film and the director sued

that was over a decade ago, and there might have been other cases where people were prosecuted for digital piracy since

but uh... someone I know... has been rawdogging torrents for years, no VPN, no fancy router settings or whatever

zero complaints from Hollywood nor ISPs

I doubt the police service will bother doing anything about it anytime soon

"Okay, today we could either monitor the TCP traffic of some guy downloading terabytes of copyrighted adult films... or we could go stop a gang shootout and do some state brutality to innocent citizens on the way back..."

"...last one to the squad car has to use that old R4 with the fucked barrel!"

[–] GirthBrooksPLO@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I imagine the Ukrainian government has more pressing issues than copyright law at the moment.

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 days ago
[–] frostysauce@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Did a big site get shut down recently?

[–] itsjustachairmary@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I may as well just ask here, I would love to have a digital copy of a specific book, but I'm struggling to find it on Annas or Zlib. It's very academic but also quite new. I do not have access through the university and I'm not finding it on scihub yet either. Are there like, places where people can request academic titles or something? You can dm me if you want!

[–] BurnedDonutHole@ani.social 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Oh fuck yea thanks for that, definitely will

[–] helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

For academics journals, supposedly you can just ask the author for a copy, with a decent sucess rate. That's probably significantly less likely to work for a whole book.

Being a new book, it could be a while before it becomes "available". Someone has to be both interested in the topic enough to buy the book, and willing to upoad it somewhere. I'd say this could be your chance to contribute to the high seas, but academic books are expensive.

[–] Luisp@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 day ago

FBI took down rojadirecta, now there's a 100 sites called that

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