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[–] EditsHisComments@lemmy.world 109 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)
[–] MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works 63 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Time to crack open a cold one.

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

A little piece of heaven, you might call it.

[–] EntirelyUnlovable@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

Don't forget the heater

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[–] Archangel1313@lemmy.ca 9 points 3 weeks ago

No, no. This is accurate.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago

No, I don't think I will

[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 64 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] imetators@lemmy.dbzer0.com 52 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)
[–] W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 3 weeks ago

P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way Sydney

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[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 50 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I've posted this comic a frightening amount in the last few weeks.

[–] Hacksaw@lemmy.ca 9 points 3 weeks ago

Sexy losers is GREAT! What a deep cut.

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[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 38 points 3 weeks ago (6 children)

If a woman isn’t insatiable for me I’m not interested

[–] snowydroopz@lemmy.world 14 points 3 weeks ago

This man fucks

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[–] garth@sh.itjust.works 34 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

An audible sigh followed by "Fine" or "Sure" = Yes

But the lack of enthusiasm really kills the mood.

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] UniversalBasicJustice@quokk.au 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 16 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

By the time I'm done, everyone is crying.

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[–] JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Danger: Please don't give anyone the idea that the only way for men to get lucky with a woman is via murder.

[–] hypnicjerk@lemmy.world 54 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

murder?? what kind of sick predator do you take me for?

i'm a scavenger thank you

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[–] FiniteBanjo@feddit.online 21 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Technically, humans are animals so this basically rules out everything except corpses and sentient plants, fungi, and inanimate objects.

[–] platypode@sh.itjust.works 23 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Where my shroom coomers at

[–] FiniteBanjo@feddit.online 36 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 7 points 3 weeks ago

Oooh, them boletes thicc tho!

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[–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 19 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

Eh ... I'm on the fence about "hesitated yes".

If we're to reducto ad absurdum it, exactly how much hesitation turns a yes to a no? In fractions of a second, please.

[–] roux2scour@jlai.lu 16 points 3 weeks ago

Id say hesitating yes require a proper confirmation. If the person doesn't look sure to you, ask them ?

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Yeah I've been sexually violated in ways like posts like this are usually about (coerced and pressured past my "no"s into situations I didn't want) and while I respect the effort, I feel like they're often in a weird position of overzealous and only really applicable in hookup type situations, they also often ignore more manipulative styles of pressuring a yes.

Hesitation is fine, but it may be good practice to double check if the following yes isn't enthusiastic. The yes is often less important than the enthusiasm in early stages. I've had wonderful nights of tongue wrestling where we never asked, we flirted until it was clearly mutual, and in one case we were hesitating at first because we were both not super comfortable with the age gap (we talked about it after). And we were both drunk, because there's a difference between consensual actions while in an altered state and taking advantage of a drunk person, and that difference largely comes down to enthusiasm and being in a similar state. If I'm one beer in and generally feeling fine I ought to turn down a shitfaced woman who's hitting on me hard, but if I'm right there with her that's fine.

And in long term relationship6s I think the need for enthusiasm reduces. Sometimes you put out when you aren't really in the mood because you love your partner and value the intimacy. That's not being sexually violated unless you were pressured or coerced.

Consent is a discussion that requires genuine nuance, and checklists will always come off as far more clunky than most people's lived experiences with it.

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[–] DarkCloud@lemmy.world 14 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Pfft, a simple "Yes" is not exactly enthusiastic consent. I need enthusiastic consent before I even send the first message.

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 8 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (5 children)

If it's not "Gee golly willikers, yes! Yes! A thousand times yes!" with stars in her eyes while she's farting rainbows, then it's a no. /s

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[–] gmtom@lemmy.world 12 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I might get hate for this, but you can still consent when you're drunk, so long as you're not like barely conscious drunk or you're not being manipulated coerced by someone.

[–] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 17 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Yeah, as an alcoholic, I don’t think every sexual encounter I’ve had in the past decade or more was mutual rape.

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[–] janewaydidnothingwrong@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I feel like you're allowed to hesistate and still say a "yes" yes, especially since the "threatened and then said yes" is separate on this. It can be complicated and thought over first, no?

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[–] vegafjord@slrpnk.net 10 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)
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[–] RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] FistingEnthusiast@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] disconnectikacio@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
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[–] OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

Yeah i have some questions about the animal one...

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[–] Eternal192@anarchist.nexus 6 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Ask Trump or anyone that went to Epstein's island and they'll say they never heard no and even if they heard no they didn't understand it and still did whatever they wanted.

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

Even an enthusiastic yes from a child is still disgusting and criminal

[–] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

OK ill ask them and report back

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[–] Adulated_Aspersion@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

That's right, dead tired of not going to Itchy and Scratchy Land

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[–] Omega_Jimes@lemmy.ca 6 points 3 weeks ago

Ok but she's not going to say no because of the implication.

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