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[–] CannedYeet@lemmy.world 4 points 2 hours ago

First they get you hooked on the Mane and Tail shampoo...

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 4 points 4 hours ago

This is how it starts, so innocent & healthy even, then suddenly you are on horse tranquillisers, and then glue.

Remember kids: say no when when a stranger in a van offers you horse candy.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

#1 ingredient listed is calcium.

Would NeverBrokeABone consider using this stuff cheating? 🤔

[–] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

Too much calcium brittle bones, among other issues. It's called Hypercalcemia

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 points 2 hours ago

Ah, so not cheating. Extra challenge.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 0 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Looks like the bone weakness comes from the calcium being pulled from the bones into the bloodstream. I would suspect that ODing on Ca wouldn't cause that symptom

[–] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 hour ago

I'm not an expert on this subject, but from what I heard is that with too much calcium the balance is off between the protein collagen and minerals. Usually with bone brittleness there's a lack of collagen, causing bones to be prone to shattering which is called osteoporosis.

I don't know what happens when you have too much calcium and too much collagen. But I doubt you will get super bones. I am quite sure it will be extra hard for some of your organs.

[–] exasperation@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 hours ago

Would NeverBrokeABone consider using this stuff cheating? 🤔

As far as I can tell, that community talked a big game about the dietary reasons why their bones might be strong but were generally inactive people who never pushed their bodies (and bones) anywhere close to their limits.

[–] NottaLottaOcelot@lemmy.ca 18 points 7 hours ago (3 children)

Or they could just eat a balanced diet that reflects human nutritional requirements?

[–] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 hours ago

Also, this stuff is made for horses. Their entire body and nutricial needs are completely different. I for example often have a calcium and vitamin D shortage so I need to take supplements next to my healthy diet. But the amounts I need are completely different to what a horse needs. Too much vitamin D is toxic, too much calcium brittle your bones. I can take paracetamol, so can donkeys, but cats would die from it. Taking supplements that are made for animals can be toxic and can be way to high dosages. Like with this guy, who has a tingling skin because of it, and probably causes damage to his kidneys and or liver, among other organs.

[–] protogen420@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 4 hours ago

a soylent a day

[–] rugburn@fedinsfw.app 11 points 7 hours ago

...we don't do that here

[–] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 4 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Next pandemic, CDC will tell us to fuck off and eat ivermectin.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 2 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

Not if someone in CDC (new management I mean) has a stake in horse electrolyte manufacturer.

[–] Liome@pawb.social 54 points 15 hours ago (3 children)

I know rhis is lemmy shitpost, and this post is a joke, but in case it is not please watch this: https://youtu.be/LUGdQnxuixI

It's based on actual case of exactly this, explained by actual doctor. I can recommend watching even if this is a joke, chubbyemu makes amazing videos.

[–] Apytele@sh.itjust.works 13 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

OK it was what I expected.

TLDR; the "horse" part of this wasn't really the problem other than that it's easier to purchase an unhinged quantity at a veterinary supply store. If he was reconstituting to the proper strength (being sober would have helped with that) the electrolytes themselves wouldn't have been an issue (and honestly are actually beneficial when imbibing).

I figured it had to be, iirc from reading veterinary metabolic panel normal ranges most of us placental mammals have roughly the same electrolyte balances. Afaik it goes back to whether you have a common ancestor only before or also after leaving the ocean and that your balance is reflective of the ocean's balance at that time.

It sounds like there were a few things that might have built up if he'd kept drinking it in it's intended strength chronically but the core issue was him drinking essentially a straight salt slurry.

[–] CuddlyCassowary@lemmy.world 3 points 14 hours ago

Wow - what a twist! Thanks for sharing.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 1 points 14 hours ago

Wow, what a show!

[–] remotelove@lemmy.ca 51 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago) (6 children)

Electrolytes are electrolytes. Your horse gets a fuck ton more salt and no sugar, but it's basically all the same shit at similar ratios.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 0 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Wait is cobalt a nutrient?

[–] remotelove@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 hour ago

A minor one and a component of Vitamin B12.

[–] protogen420@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 4 hours ago

you can dilute it still

[–] Ariselas@piefed.ca 1 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

mixing a bit of table salt and sugar in a glass of water will do pretty much the same thing and cost less than both of those.

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 5 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

As a horse electrolyte salesman I strongly condemn the idea that people can be healthy without corporate intervention.

[–] BoosBeau@lemmy.world 4 points 3 hours ago

Big Horse Electrolyte knows what's best for me

[–] schildfrosch@feddit.org 0 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

i think potassium is what actually makes the difference since it's so critical for peeing the right amount and you tend to lose a lot of it

[–] Ariselas@piefed.ca 2 points 5 hours ago (1 children)
[–] remotelove@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 hours ago

Have a normal, balanced diet if you aren't extremely active. So yeah, just eat a banana. :)

I run a lot and a sweat a lot, so my electrolyte loss is fairly high. (You can see the buildup of salts on my gear after it dries and before I wash it.) Electrolyte supplements are great for athletes that can't practically make up the losses with regular food intake.

But... To say that Gatorade and other electrolyte drinks are overused by people who aren't active is an understatement. Many people simply do not need the extra boost of sugar and salts and it's just going to get pissed out anyway.

The reason I am a bit vocal about this is that 1. People should actually eat a decent diet just to get these basic salts and 2. Electrolyte supplements are awesome, extremely basic but extremely overused. They are extremely important, but not in the way marketing departments say they are.

[–] flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz 3 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

artificial apple flavor

Is this something horses actually like, or was it put there knowing very well humans would be consuming it

[–] remotelove@lemmy.ca 11 points 8 hours ago

Horses, generally, really like apples.

[–] Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 15 hours ago
[–] Akasazh@lemmy.world 1 points 13 hours ago

My biggest shock here is that it's an actual product and not slop hallucinogenics.

[–] Murse@slrpnk.net 14 points 15 hours ago

An apple a day may keep the doctor away, but not the coroner.

[–] daannii@lemmy.world 7 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

I mean it's not like human food standards are that much higher than those for animals (in the U.S at least).

[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 9 points 14 hours ago

I used to work in a baked goods factory where scrapped product and ingredients got sold to a pig feed supplier

They constantly told the workers not to put any product that had touched the floor into the pig feed bins (the floor, aside from being the fucking gross floor, often had metal shavings, machine oil, etc. on it) but everyone ignored that rule and management barely tried to enforce it

Another reason to feel bad for factory farmed animals. Those pigs probably have lacerations throughout their digestive system. :(

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 2 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Hey! That’s not for people! It’s for Kristen Schall!

[–] HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works 2 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

What does she have to do with it?

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 2 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago) (1 children)
[–] HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works 1 points 14 hours ago

Ah thanks!
You'd think the BBC would be able to spell her name correctly though.