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[–] Etterra@discuss.online 1 points 36 minutes ago

Some species, like rodents who reproduce stupidly fast, will eat their own young when under stress to recoup lost nutrients because they can't easily take their brood on the road to a safer location. It's easier to just start over with a new batch.

[–] I_Has_A_Hat@lemmy.world 6 points 2 hours ago

I've never seen a hamster grow to old age. They always die in some horrible way first. Get your kids a hamster! It's not so much a pet as it is a $25 life lesson on the fragility of mortality.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 37 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Apparently when a captive hamster does it it's usually caused by a nutrient deficiency. There was some research like a decade ago on how corn based diets didn't offer enough B3 and would create nearly 100% cannibalism rates, with similar problems in diets lacking in protein.

So if you've ever had a mad cannibal hamster mom don't worry, it was YOUR fault!

[–] espurr@sopuli.xyz 2 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

how come b3 deficiecy leads them to want to eat other hamsters?

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 3 points 4 hours ago

Hard to say exactly but it causes dementia and increased aggression in humans as well, it's simply necessary for proper brain function. Brains need glucose to function and B3 is used in several vital functions related to both energy production and neural health.

It could also just be an instinctual trigger in hamsters that makes them think they're starving and tbf they kind of are.

What we can say is fixing the deficiencies almost entirely eliminated the cannibalism.

[–] TootSweet@lemmy.world 72 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (2 children)

Sometimes the babies eat the mom too. Yes I speak from... I guess second-hand experience. First-hand would imply I was a matricidal cannibal hamster.

[–] queerlilhayseed@piefed.blahaj.zone 65 points 13 hours ago (3 children)

That is way more impressive. Any idiot can eat a baby.

[–] SmokedBillionaire@sh.itjust.works 5 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

wow, TIL. Poor guy.

That whole wikipedia page reads like a tall tale.

[–] joelfromaus@aussie.zone 19 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Who would you rather fight: one mumma sized hamster or 5 baby sized hamsters?

[–] queerlilhayseed@piefed.blahaj.zone 3 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Depends on the species of the mumma / baby used to size the hamsters.

Amoeba: I'm taking the 5 babies. It'll be harder but I still like my chances.

Oak Tree: I think my only chance is to take the babies, Though I'd be tempted to choose momma just to marvel at such a creature.

Elephant: No good options here, in a fair fight I'd lose either match. I think my only shot is to choose the momma hamster and try to win through trickery.

Hummingbird: I would lose via forfeit. They're too cute I can't do it.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 points 9 hours ago

Hummingbirds I get, but you're telling me scientists finally figured out how to get elephants to bone hamsters?

[–] tdawg@lemmy.world 7 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

But can any baby eat an idiot?

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

No way. Babies can't even have fucking honey, my money is on the idiot.

Counterpoint: babies will chomp anything within an inch of their faces. Given enough time the idiot might just get gummed to death

I would love to find out but the man keeps denying my grant applications.

[–] Okokimup@lemmy.world 6 points 12 hours ago

Great band name.

[–] CombatWombat@feddit.online 48 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

You can use the calories to do anything, even make more babies!

[–] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 25 points 11 hours ago (4 children)

My son is almost 30. Is it too late?

[–] deft@lemmy.wtf 14 points 10 hours ago

Absolutely not honestly he might be thinking the same about you. Strike before struck upon

[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 3 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

No. Harvest his organs /s

[–] StarvingMartist@sh.itjust.works 2 points 11 hours ago

That's just extra calories

[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 19 points 11 hours ago
[–] its_kim_love@lemmy.blahaj.zone 50 points 13 hours ago

Mama hamster ain't letting no predators have all those nutrients.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 22 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

Depriving the enemy of food so they are too weak to fight is a good tactic.

[–] just2look@lemmy.zip 29 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

Hamsters out there reading Sun Tzu?

[–] Archer@lemmy.world 11 points 12 hours ago

It’s funny how The Art of War is just a senior NCO (Sum Tzu) telling a bunch of idiot hereditary officers how to not lose wars with extremely basic advice because he’d seen what had happened if they didn’t have that

[–] FerretyFever0@fedia.io 3 points 12 hours ago

It's important to cut off supply lines, true.

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 4 points 12 hours ago

What a grand epiphany, hamsters are Russia in the winter.

[–] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 8 points 11 hours ago

They just forgot the cheek pouch isn't meant for baby, but i wouldn't blame them, you're not you when you're panicking.

[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 10 points 14 hours ago

if the baby is gonna die either way, then you might as well get that valuable protein back

[–] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 3 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Hamsters are cannibals.

It’s weird, I know, because they’re so cute. They are though,

[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 2 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

I listened to a lecture recently on the devouring mother archetype.

[–] drosophila@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 3 hours ago

Do tell.

(If you don't mind typing up a comment lol)