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[–] pooberbee@lemmy.ml 32 points 1 week ago (3 children)
[–] grte@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 week ago (2 children)

No a potato is an apple of the earth.

[–] merc@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 week ago

I have four-twenties and nineteen reasons why

[–] Rolive@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

In Dutch it's literally earth apple. Aardappel.

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 week ago

In parts of Germany, it's the same (Erdapfel), others say ground pear (Grundbirne) but don't compare apples with pears (it's our equivalent to apples and oranges)

[–] justmercury@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 week ago

firemelon is a chile, too

[–] Rusty@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 week ago

Firemelon is a chilli pepper.

[–] RandomStickman@fedia.io 26 points 1 week ago (2 children)

In Chinese watermelon is called 西瓜(west melon) and wintermelon is 冬瓜 (winter melon) but the first word sounds like 東 (east). Pumpkins are called 南瓜 (south melon) and in some places a certain squash is called 北瓜 (north melon)

[–] toynbee@piefed.social 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

When I was a kid, I used to live near places called Sussex and Essex.

I never encountered Nussex nor Wessex and that troubles me.

[–] titanicx@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Wessex was a kingdom in Britain. And it's an area of London. There is also Middlesex as well. But I can't find a norssex.

[–] toynbee@piefed.social 3 points 1 week ago

Sure, I get all that, but I didn't grow up in that area. I grew up near other direction-sexes.

South doesn't start with "Su," so I assume North-sex (in this context) wouldn't start with "Nor." In fact, I looked this up and found this interesting article, which is perhaps not academically correct (I don't know) but shows that my reasoning is not isolated.

[–] wabasso@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 week ago

Also requesting there be a Xessex and Unessex

[–] wabasso@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Is the Winter and East thing a forced coincidence in search of the quadfecta, or is there actually colder climate in eastern China(?) ?

[–] RandomStickman@fedia.io 1 points 1 week ago

It's not forced, just a coincidence. There are loads of homophones in Chinese so it's easy to make puns like that.

[–] CelloMike@lemmy.world 25 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Cmon guys, "melements" is right there

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] moakley@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

I'd have called them Melonments.

[–] Karjalan@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Yes, I think this meme is DoA with their decision to not use Melements.

[–] TaterTot@piefed.social 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Watermelon. Earthmelon. Firemelon. Airmelon.

Long ago, the four elemelons lived together in harmony. Then everything changed when the Watermelon attacked. Only the Avatar, master of all four elemelons, could stop them, but when the world needed it most, it vanished.

[–] SourDrink@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Watermelon. Earthmelon. Firemelon. Airmelon.

Long ago, the four elemelons lived together in harmony. Then everything changed when the Watermelon attacked. Only the ~~Avatar~~Melon Lord, master of all four elemelons, could stop them, but when the world needed it most, it vanished.

FTFY

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 11 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

The show isn't going to be like I remember if Captain Planet doesn't have his heart on! :(

[–] CannedYeet@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

The quintessential melon

[–] orenj@leminal.space 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This is woodmelon and metalmelon erasure

[–] grte@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Excuse me? Where is heartmelon?

[–] Jimbabwe@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

With Our Melons Combined.. we form.. Captain Porno!!

[–] Jimbabwe@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Whatabout when you cut a hole in it and force a bunch of vodka in there?? I did it at work once..

Okay now do it to a ham and make them fight

[–] grubberneonbelly@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] homes@piefed.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Some of us just call it lemonade

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 week ago

elemenonade

Good ol' rage comic memes making a come back!

[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago
[–] peopleproblems@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Im not high enough for this

[–] toynbee@piefed.social 3 points 1 week ago

Flame-o, hotmelon.

[–] Washedupcynic@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"Watermelon. Earthmelon. Firemelon. Airmelon. My grandmother used to tell me stories about the old days, a time of peace when the Avamelon kept balance between the melon tribes. But that all changed when the Firemelons attacked.

[–] Entertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I can see something spicy as firemelon. Like ginger or something something bright like Tiger Melon.. Earthmelon makes me think of squash. Its windmelon that doesn't really conjure anything. I just see apples in my mind cause they falling apples and gravity.

[–] skulblaka@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Tumbleweed is a wind melon

Oooh that's a fun one. I mean they probably are technically edible but thats a brave individual to try haha

Locusts are windmelon. Or windmills.

[–] Hupf@feddit.org 2 points 1 week ago

Back in the day, we'd sit outside by the campfire, eating melons and look at this meme (printed out, smart phones weren't a thing yet).

[–] Cliff@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

There are a lot of foods that causes wind when i eat them.

[–] lime@feddit.nu 1 points 1 week ago

windmelon is just a watermelon that has been sitting too long before you eat it

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