Jimbabwe

Shit, I’m too late! Unless.. yall are still honking? Ugh this is frustrating….

Won’t somebody please just tell me if I should be honking or not?!

I don’t normally celebrate death, but I can make an exception here and there

Ooh with Kennedy at the helm, I bet we “solve” health next! Excited to receive my cocaine Rx to cure the ghosts in my blood.

Is there an IRL loading screen community I can join?

I almost kinda involuntarily cheated and almost got flunked out of college. Comp sci major, forced to do a partner programming assignment. Met up with the dude and banged out like 75% of the project in the first meeting. After that, he kept dodging and rescheduling and giving excuses yadda yadda why he couldn’t meet up. Finally, just before the deadline, he says he’ll finish and submit it. I reluctantly agree (mostly because I was over a barrel at this point). The dumbass submitted his buddy’s version from the previous semester and it got flagged as a 99% match. We both had to face an academic dishonesty committee and plea our cases. Thankfully he fessed up (and I showed chat transcripts and screen shots) and he got an F in the class and a suspension of some kind. I think the prof actually kinda took pity on me because I was supposed to get a zero on the assignment, but I was a pretty crappy student anyway and that would’ve tanked my whole grade, so I think she just averaged my grades or something and I got a C+ overall.

Sigh. Insert squidward meme where he(America) is looking through the grate at the rest of the world as they get new, cheap, efficient, advanced EV tech

Embed a tracking pixel in it!

Haha, kidding of course. This is cool!

Cool attitude, bro. I don’t believe what I want, but I do believe facts

Nowhere in the continental US can a person afford rent on minimum wage working a full time job

This is wrong. You’re talking about the fact that a single person living alone on average cannot afford average rents in any state, but rents can be found at below average prices, and more importantly, many 2-3 room options are affordable when 2-3 minimum wage workers live together and combine their incomes. Living alone is a luxury and frankly, a quite wasteful one. There are more than twice as many people than houses in the USA source so to have everyone living alone would require considerable ruinous environmental destruction and expansion. Maybe YOU should be hanged for suggesting it! (I’m kidding of course)

And it's the fault of landlords jacking up prices because they could get away with it.

Proof? Evidence? You’re going to need to be pretty damn convincing if you want me to join your rally to hang everyone involved.

Well, it’s all shit innit mate?

Well you seem reasonable

So if I get married and move into a new house and we now have two incomes, so we decide to rent the old house instead of selling it.. the answer is death by hanging? For both of us? Kids too? My parents helped me buy the first house.. they culpable as well?