Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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Clean jokes only please. If you cannot tell this joke to a 5-year-old and they can understand, you probably shouldn’t post it here. Please post edgier jokes to: !unclejokes@lemmy.world
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submitted 1 month ago by Jimbabwe@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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That’s it. My OC dad joke. Please use responsibly.

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[–] MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 month ago

Those chimes blow.

[–] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 10 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Do you think the trees get tired making all this wind?

[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Sorry, that was me.

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 month ago

Trees? It's all of those damned windmills!

[–] actionjbone@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

Anything can be a dildo if you're brave enough.