No I don’t get it. But I would like to. Is this one of those scenarios where three physicists walk into a bar, each one tells a joke but none of it are funny so no one gets it?
Tomorrow the towel will have forgotten it
Eyes closed. Avoid light. Feel your way to the bathroom. Make sure toilet lid is up (or sit, I’m not judging). Make sure you’re not accidentally in the closet.
I also choose this guy’s boss
That’s rich. Does it apply to us common mortals? Or only billionaires?
Me: pour me a guiness, please
Bartender: here you go mate
Me: by any chance do you know where I can get a record of the world’s longest mustache
Bartender: well you won’t believe this…
Wait you guys don’t cook with asbestos?
“Woman online is actually a woman online”. More after the break
No one f’ing dare touch my box of obscure cables and stupid converters I’ll probably never use !
It’s like a grinder, but for fingernails
Best beverage ever. Personally I couldn’t live without it
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portuga
joined 5 months ago
Didn’t watch the movie, probably why it went over my head. Sorry 🤷♂️