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[-] Razzazzika@lemm.ee 9 points 1 day ago

That's gotta be the sharpest knife in existence having a diameter of half an atom...

Doesn't have to be sharp. It could be extremely fast.

[-] Assman@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago

Let me atom *

[-] johannesvanderwhales@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago

And that's how we got bubbles in beer.

[-] Thteven@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

I'm glad someone else remembers that movie.

God, I saw it in the theater. That theater was almost completely empty.

[-] HowManyNimons@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

*chop "damn." *chop "damn." *cho -BOOM

[-] parlaptie@feddit.org 35 points 2 days ago

We're gonna need a community for comedy homicide for this. That last panel ruins it.

[-] TriflingToad@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

!comedyhomicide@lemmy.world exists but has no posts, consider cross posting

When I was a kid, I was legitimately afraid of this

[-] Tattorack@lemmy.world 45 points 2 days ago

No, that knife isn't made of atoms, that knife is made of pure solid quarks. That's why it can cut atomic nuclei.

[-] 0x0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 32 points 2 days ago

I choose to believe it's made of small atoms, the kind you get from firing a shrink ray at something.

[-] androogee@midwest.social 9 points 2 days ago

They call me Johnny Smallatoms

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[-] niktemadur@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago

Then he went on to make lemonade with strawberries and heavy water. Deuterium, you get me? Strawberry fusion lemonade.

[-] portuga@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago

No I don’t get it. But I would like to. Is this one of those scenarios where three physicists walk into a bar, each one tells a joke but none of it are funny so no one gets it?

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[-] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 3 points 2 days ago

Is that what killed that girl at Panera a while back?

[-] CodexArcanum@lemmy.world 90 points 3 days ago

Knives are also made of atoms

[-] multifariace@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago

That's a 4D knife.

[-] jerkface@lemmy.ca 47 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

One of these nerds is not like the others,
One of these geeks just doesn't belong,
Can you tell which nerd is not like the others
By the time I finish my song?

[-] MisterFrog@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

I don't like Tyson because I feel he preaches an inaccurate version of the scientific philosophy. So many times I hear him saying things along the lines of absolute certainty, because it's SCIENCE.

Where, we of the true faith, preach: the evidence indicates that this is the most likely to be true, or at least, this model makes predictions about the world more reliably than any other we currently have.

Amen.

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[-] Carrolade@lemmy.world 52 points 3 days ago

Don't eat fissile cucumbers.

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[-] averyminya@beehaw.org 6 points 2 days ago

Sad to not see more comments about The Subtle Knife. This is a great meme for that concept!

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[-] Clarity_daffodil@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Hawking, my guy, why have you forsaken us? 🥺 I believed in you

[-] Phoenix3875@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago

And that's why you don't see cooking mouse no more.

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