That's gotta be the sharpest knife in existence having a diameter of half an atom...
Doesn't have to be sharp. It could be extremely fast.
Let me atom *
And that's how we got bubbles in beer.
I'm glad someone else remembers that movie.
God, I saw it in the theater. That theater was almost completely empty.
*chop "damn." *chop "damn." *cho -BOOM
We're gonna need a community for comedy homicide for this. That last panel ruins it.
When I was a kid, I was legitimately afraid of this
No, that knife isn't made of atoms, that knife is made of pure solid quarks. That's why it can cut atomic nuclei.
I choose to believe it's made of small atoms, the kind you get from firing a shrink ray at something.
They call me Johnny Smallatoms
Then he went on to make lemonade with strawberries and heavy water. Deuterium, you get me? Strawberry fusion lemonade.
No I don’t get it. But I would like to. Is this one of those scenarios where three physicists walk into a bar, each one tells a joke but none of it are funny so no one gets it?
Is that what killed that girl at Panera a while back?
Knives are also made of atoms
Sure? How many? Because I have some atoms at home and need a new knife
At least 50
Boy, that's alot!
Call that a knife?
That's a 4D knife.
One of these nerds is not like the others,
One of these geeks just doesn't belong,
Can you tell which nerd is not like the others
By the time I finish my song?
I don't like Tyson because I feel he preaches an inaccurate version of the scientific philosophy. So many times I hear him saying things along the lines of absolute certainty, because it's SCIENCE.
Where, we of the true faith, preach: the evidence indicates that this is the most likely to be true, or at least, this model makes predictions about the world more reliably than any other we currently have.
Amen.
Sad to not see more comments about The Subtle Knife. This is a great meme for that concept!
Hawking, my guy, why have you forsaken us? 🥺 I believed in you
And that's why you don't see cooking mouse no more.
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