Hey, btw this guys pastor doesn’t think women should have the right to vote. The military has been actively purging women.
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But he can see Jesus?
"I can't see germs so they aren't real" sounds like the kind of meaningless strawman "got 'em!" argument he might make against atheism or whatever. It would be stupid then, too.
But no, he of course did the more sincere, more stupider straightforward version of that statement.
He spills enough alcohol on his hands that it kills the germs.
Mark my words. If you're in the United States, modern medicine will become increasingly difficult to obtain, and that which is available will be out of date.
Good old Pete goes around with penis fingers, just like a real man.
sad that i cant tell of this is true
Real. Which is really not better.
https://www.theguardian.com/media/2019/feb/11/germs-are-not-real-fox-news-host-pete-hegseth
"I can't see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch, therefore they don't."
Wearing plastic covers in the shower? Or no showers too? Bathing is overrated, or what?
How does he handle oxygen?
I read Germans and was like, "tru"
Give that man a demon core. It can't hurt him.
Another round of is this the onion or is this true? Both are an equal possibility and I hate it
is this the onion or is this true?
Not the Onion: https://www.theguardian.com/media/2019/feb/11/germs-are-not-real-fox-news-host-pete-hegseth
why do these people want tgepopulace tp get sick?
If you can blindfold him, you can do whatever you want to him.
I can't See him in RL so he is not real.
Drink up, Pete! You can't see cirrhosis either!
Ewwww
Is this the Onion?
I mean, I wouldn't doubt it's real, but it surely sounds like a joke.
Cheers.
The context of Hegseth's remark and the reactions of his co-hosts indicate he was joking.
Important context in there.
Thank you.
Lol! The US government is a bad joke...
Yeah, we're all crying, no one's laughing.
The bad joke is that we let them dumb down the people here for so long that they elected a pedophile for a second term after he set out to revenge his fallen partner he had killed to prevent him squealing
If you made a movie with this exact plot 20 years ago it would get slaughtered for being unbelievable
Starring
"Danny DeVito as Rudy Giuliani"
"Charlie Day as JD Vance"
"Rob Mac as Pete Hegseth
"Kunal Nayyar as Kash Patel"
"Kaitlin Olson as Karoline Leavitt and Pam Bondi"
"Seth Green as Stephen Miller"
"Mike Myers as Vladamir Putin"
"Christopher Walken as Benjamin Netanyahu"
"Glenn Howerton as Jeffrey Epstein"
and
"Ken Jenkins as Donald Trump"
Lol! The US ~~government~~ is a bad joke...
No, but it's just news-cycle stirrup by the trump administration (IMO).
What about talking about what they are doing not what they are saying (that they ate doing)?
Every time that shitshow gets dumber I am less surprised.
So, did kegsbreath actually say that?
Edit: just read through the comments on here and, yes, he did say it. Fucks sake.
We all know his history and how ridiculous it is that he has the job he has, etc.
But to read an article from a handful of years ago talking about him as the random worthless propaganda TV host he was at the time.. it somehow still stings.
dammit i didn't want to start day drinking at 9 am on a monday but here we are
Satire is dead, isn't it?
On that note, I'm looking for volunteers to scale the great ice wall with me. We will prove the earth is flat and the governments have been lying to us (for no reason). /s
Wait, I remember this headline, but is this from the same clown or is this just funny?
I wondered too. Holy sweet illiterate baby Jesus... it's real
Fox News host Pete Hegseth has said on air that he has not washed his hands for 10 years because "germs are not a real thing".
Speaking on Fox and Friends, Hegseth said the infectious micro-organisms did not exist because they could not be seen with the naked eye.
"I inoculate myself," added the Harvard and Princeton graduate.
His remarks came after co-hosts Ed Henry and Jedediah Bila made fun of him for eating left-over pizza.
"My 2019 resolution is to say things on air that I say off air," Hegseth added.
Jfc.
Fuck that guy. Seriously.
But we should read the fucking article if we’re going to quote it.
Next sent sentence:
Mr Hegseth later told USA Today that his remarks were intended to be a joke.
Maybe he was covering his ass, maybe it was a joke. But this is like the last thing on an incredibly long list of things to try and go after for.
Pretty sure it's the former...
Soooo much hpv
Read this in a tired state of mind and wondered why Hegseth would deny the existence of germans. But I guess there are less germans than germs, so it would be more plausible to do this, than to deny germs.
I should go back to bed.
TAKE ME WITH YOU!!!!
Can't, am not even in bed now :(
Can't see any sanity in him
But he can see Jesus?
Well he will if he keeps this up
Pfft you think if heaven existed Hegseth would get in?
You can imagine the queues of smart people waiting in line to copy his homework when he was at school.
Keep feeling Pete, I'm sure the bullet is on the right hand side...
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