Yeah, yeah, the time knife. We've all seen it.
this post was submitted on 28 Apr 2026
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the implication being that we will have brain implant technology thats for the people and not purely surveillance shows this is a work of fiction.
i'm sure that during the 10,000 years falling there were plenty of billboards and ads
The knives are the only way they can get “impressions” in the future
Do you watch the ad for the brief reprive or skip it to get to the bottom of the tunnel faster.
You skip the ad, because even falling through a tunnel of knives is better than watching an ad
Also the ad is for a new knife-tunnel-as-a-service
KTaaS?
Why not both?
Using it to torture the populace when they fall out of line sounds grand.
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This broken system disassembles itself, it's not eternal.
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I've had drugs that put me in a weird agonizing bodyless state for what seemed like probably days. It's really hard to describe, but it was terrible. And I think an hour or two in reality. This post reminded me of that strongly, an awful idea.
I didn’t like Salvia either
More like 5 minutes in real time. But yeah, feels like days if not an eternity. And there's always that feeling of "Oh fuck. I'm never making it back to my body. In fact, my body was just an illusion, and now that it's gone I'll never get it back, like a dream you can't go back to after waking."
And that typically occupies your mind for the rest of the trip. Until it fades, and you find yourself back in your body, and after you kiss the ground you think "Well that wasn't so bad afterall. I bet if I try it again I can make it past that part without panicking."
Nope. It's like there's something you can't fully remember after the trip ends, but each time you go back you realize "Oh fuck, that's right. That's why this is so terrifying."
And then you make it back to your body again, kiss the ground, rinse and repeat...
This was my experience with ketamine therapy as well. I think they gave me way too high a dose.
I've never had a good trip on salvia. Always nightmarish experiences, every time. Maybe I should quit doing it one day.
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I love time dilation. Curse this temporal prison.
The only things that have given me insane time dilation are Foxxy and a horrfying dose of ketamine.
i had time dilation and body size dysmorphia because of a very high fever after a parrot bacterial infection
Oooooo don’t to Foxxy unless you want a flashback to that…
Foxxy?
Foxxy is 5-MeO-DiPT! It’s probably the weirdest thing I’ve ever tried. It had craaaazy aural and temporal distortions. I’ve never had something that changed the pitch and length of notes in songs that noticeably. Super mega weird stuff.
Ah yes, the e-salvia special
If we can't live forever, overclocking our brain-computer interfaces to cram more virtual time into our remaining years is the next best thing.
Maybe eventually there'll be FOSS privacy respecting degree packages that you can incorporate in maybe a week. Do 52 of them and prove something new at their insections. Repeat.
10,000 years of infomercials.
Can it at least be the magic bullet infomercial? The one where all the junkies wake up feeling like shit, and just want snacks, so they don't even question why a random guy is in their kitchen demoing the magic bullet. They just want nachos, and smoothies. Until Carol comes down and wants to make more drinks.
Like.....it's 8am, and she's bouncing down the stairs like "MARGARITAS PLEASE!!!!"
Carol. You have a problem.
That's how the training sequences in matrix worked.
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Edit: holy shit I just realized that's Elijah Wood
His eyes have been moist for decades
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I see your grandkids are also salvia enthusiasts
Hey yeah, that does sound similar!
This happened to my best friend Kakashi from Naruto
It's just a prank bro!
Great username, shame about the Twitter
Can’t wait for e-ketamine without the drip
This is just The Jaunt by Stephen King.
After reading these comments, I am never smoking salvia.
I probably never was going to at my age… but there was a chance I would consider it.
Oh fuck no. Zero. Negative one.
Come on, do it pussy.
Very convincing. OK, you go first tho.
Okay, done!
After reading these comments without my glasses on, I'm never smoking saliva. 😛
if this can happen in the future would they be able to do this but im the dragonborn in skyrim
Ah, shock sites v137.0 (obvious choice of version number).
Did you get a flute at the end?
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