...and may end with a shattered calculator.

I bet there still old enough where I could win a fight by going up a few stairs.

Not a cellphone in sight, just boomers living in the moment.

The void demands dopamine and I harvested all sources dry.

The cruel thing is that this is the best humanity can manage and we burned all of our get out of jail free cards to get here.

As long as potatoes have a higher profit margin than blood, the real mosnsters will choose potatoes.

This closes off a few bad endings for humanity.

You try to summon one(1) eldritch being and you end up getting put on a list next to Kolanaki.

Ancient evils are actually pretty moderate. Anyone down to open The Gate? Yog'Sothoth seems chill and would love the internet.

Who the hell is actually answers all the spam?

“I don’t know anything about the comedian,” Trump told reporters. “I don’t know who he is. I’ve never seen him. I heard he made a statement, but it was a statement that he made. He’s a comedian, what can I tell you. I know nothing about him.”

I think he may actually be doing his best to tell the truth here and is simply that far gone.

Also summary of campaign.

I'm also slacking at work.