This is how a toddler would manufacture consent
this post was submitted on 27 Apr 2026
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Toddlers run the media, so it'll work on them anyway.
every 'journalist' who starts calling it NICE goes in the pit
everyone who accepts 'gulf of america' is going in the pit
and "X"
Bro, I refuse to call Facebook “meta”. I’m that petty.
How has no one brought up "Department of War" yet? The first wave of news coverage was talking about how stupid the renaming was, then all future news coverage used the name despite it not even being official
i'm torn on deparment of war because it's more honest and it used to be the war department
Only more honest title would be "Department of Perpetual Imperial War for Shareholder Profit"
Renaming the department of war to the department of defense when the US hasn’t fought a defensive war in over a hundred years was also ridiculous tbh. Same with the fashy ass “department of homeland security”.
The press has never met a war it didn’t like
I like to call it X the everything app to remind the people who are still on X the everything app about their situation.
Why didn't they just name the gestapo the friendstopo, since they just want to have a nice friendly chat with whoever they stop? Oh
Everyone is twelve theory guy should be getting royalties…and I’m endorsing that as a leftist.
There are not enough deli slicers in the world to describe how I feel about this
If you named the evil baddies NICE in a videogame story people would call it a ridiculous caricature of scifi dystopias.
They'll make the killbots wear big smiley faces and look all happy like the robot police bots in Psycho Pass
Nice agents and they're French
NICE formerly knows as ICE.
"NICE kills Good"
NICE agents you got there. Be a shamed if something happened to them.
Took him a while to figure out how the US names the acronyms all of its most insidious actions, but he got there in the end.
Nice Ice Ass
They don’t spend even a second actually performing the propaganda and saying the agents are benevolent and gentle. The explicit purpose is that they want to own the libs. All that matters is they get to imagine a wokeist frowning. They still want everyone to know the agents are vicious and bloodthirsty.
I kinda appreciate the bit though
it would be pretty funny but then all the ice jokes referencing the USA ICE will get outdated and it's less easy to say 'fuck NICE agents' than 'break the ICE'