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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted clever little truths, hidden in daily life.

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[–] unitedwithme@lemmy.today 60 points 3 weeks ago (6 children)

Why? My outlet is lower than my phone in almost every instance, so my voted going down towards the charger makes the most sense.

Besides, my IR Blaster, mic, and 3.5mm jack are at the top 😁

[–] call_me_xale@lemmy.zip 42 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Look at this fancy motherfucker with his fancy motherfucking headphone jack...

[–] unitedwithme@lemmy.today 7 points 2 weeks ago

Hell yeah 😎

[–] mangobanana@discuss.online 7 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (3 children)

What do you have? A Samsung note 4? Wasn't that the last phone that had a ir blaster? *In the USA as far as I know. Of course other countries get better devices than here 😦

[–] parzival@lemmy.org 6 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

I have a xiaomi 14 which has one, I think the non western brands have them still

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[–] Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone 7 points 2 weeks ago

Mine is above where I tend to charge my phone.

Might just be a me problem

[–] cynar@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Have you found an app that still works with an IR blaster? My phone has one, but none of the apps work anymore.

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[–] billwashere@lemmy.world 51 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Directly into the back like Apple mice.

/duck

[–] remon@ani.social 10 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

If we also get a battery that lasts 2 months with that, I'd take it.

[–] Dicska@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

Middle of the screen, mate.

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[–] guy@piefed.social 38 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Or just allow the phone to rotate 180°

[–] trolololol@lemmy.world 19 points 2 weeks ago

Cyanogen mod gang goes "what, you're phone doesn't do that?"

Fuck safety net, I was doing that in 2014 but can't do it anymore.

[–] HubertManne@piefed.social 4 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

I kinda thought mine did but maybe im not paying attention.

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[–] Grail@multiverse.soulism.net 30 points 3 weeks ago (6 children)

When smartphones were new you used to be able to turn them upside down and the screen would just rotate. Now you have to download an app to do that, and it doesn't always work.

[–] scytale@piefed.zip 18 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Holy shit I never really noticed I can’t turn my iphone upside down lol. My first gen iPad rotates at any direction, but I’m guessing tablets behave differently. I don’t own a more recent tablet so I don’t know if that’s still the case. But you’re right, I remember my first smartphone could rotate at any direction.

[–] benjirenji@slrpnk.net 9 points 2 weeks ago

I can still do this with my FP4 running e/OS. Just had to put a checkmark at 180° in the rotation settings.

[–] CaptainBlinky@lemmy.myserv.one 6 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

It's literally a setting in android OS.

[–] ilinamorato@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

Not standard. I'm running a stock Pixel and it's never been an option. Some third party AOSP forks add it in, though.

[–] lauha@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Where is that setting? I'm running Pixel 9a

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[–] ptz@dubvee.org 25 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

I don't even like the few phones I had with the headphone jack on the top.

This would be a good post for !unpopularopinion@lemmy.world as long as you expand on why you think that.

[–] Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone 13 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I just don't like the cord running on my arm etc when I use the phone while plugged in

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Then move the cable away from your arm

Or charge it while you're not using it

[–] Grail@multiverse.soulism.net 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

It's stuck to a thing that's in your hand. From the bottom.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

You hold your phone from the bottom? Like an ice cream cone, or what?

[–] LastYearsIrritant@sopuli.xyz 8 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I just hold it by the USB cable like a microphone.

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[–] Ziglin@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

When it's not plugged in I usually have my pinky across the USB C port at the bottom.

[–] LikeableLime@piefed.social 3 points 2 weeks ago

Same way I was holding my phone as I read this

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[–] Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world 14 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Years ago I had these little magnetic lugs that you popped into the charge port and the cable just snapped onto the little magnet. Always thought I'd be cool to have a phone case with a track all the way around the phone so that the magnet cable could pop anywhere and the would charge off it. Then it's always where it's most convenient instead of right where you don't want it.

[–] filcuk@lemmy.zip 8 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

That's a fun idea, though we're more likely to get room distance wireless charging.
Can't wait for my pockets to be microwaved everytime I pass through my living room.

[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Too little too late. I already went through my vasectomy.

[–] Sir_Kevin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 weeks ago

Congrats! 👍

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[–] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

Sounds neat.

[–] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

That is a cool idea.

[–] cookiecoookie@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Its obviously a conspiracy to buy more cables that get damaged when you inevitably bend it when you use and charge it.

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[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 11 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Had a Sony Ericsson (early Xperia, not one of 'em old dumbphones) where the micro-usb would plug into one side and headphones into the other (left and right side, that is). Pretty comfy to use with both a charger and headphones at the same time.

Every single phone after that has been charger at bottom and headphone jack at top or not at all. Massive downgrade IMO.

[–] chunes@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

phones should charge wirelessly while they're in my pocket or being held.

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[–] X@piefed.world 8 points 2 weeks ago
[–] Chozo@fedia.io 6 points 2 weeks ago

They're on the bottom so that they work with docking devices.

I've seen a few phones that have two ports, a bottom and a side port that both with for charging. I've only noticed that on gaming phones, though.

[–] SolidShake@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

If you have an android just turn your phone upside down and the screen flips over 🤷

[–] isyasad@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Depends on your particular device. Mine will go 90° but not 180°.

[–] benjirenji@slrpnk.net 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Check the rotations settings. It's off by default.

[–] SatyrSack@quokk.au 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

That is not a standard Android setting. It is only available in certain Android skins like LineageOS. GrapheneOS, for example, does not offer that setting for whatever reason.

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[–] 4lan@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

If you have an android install Rotation Orientation Manager. You can have your phone work upside down. Now that phones are pretty much bezel-less it doesn't make a difference how you hold it

[–] fonix232@fedia.io 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Except for the under display fingerprint reader, the front camera, the back camera, the volume and power button locations, the speakers, shall I go on?

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

The cameras and speakers will work fine with the phone upside down. Your pictures will just be at a slightly different perspective.

Everything else mentioned you got a point with.

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[–] legopika@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 weeks ago

Samsung Galaxy s1 had exactly that Even came with a sliding port cover

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