TVs I've come across are such displeasure to use, it's incredible

If that's true - lan for your own content with network isolation and ripping out the WiFi antenna, I guess?? I hate this

That sounds cool, but I don't think it's strictly true.
Memories that have many pathways won't be lost due to a few broken pathways and are reinforced with further experience: learning or remembering.
Others are simply gone with neurons dying or the pathways getting severed.
Neurogenesis doesn't happen as much in adults, they're the longest living cells in our bodies - adult neurons last a lifetime

We might have to workshop this, but I feel like there's a good idea in there somewhere

I don't have a particular liking for Samsung, but I've been using their devices for many years since their features best match my needs.
I never got any bloat, quite the contrary, I go out of my way to install some of their apps because they provide android functionality that is rare to find otherwise (e.g. audio multi-app sound, sound output to different devices, individual app volume control, etc.).
There are no preinstalled games, 3rd party apps or anything really other than the basic Google & default apps like a browser.

Year of the factory. You'll see me in January again (maybe)

You can use other people's buids that can help you skip the shop & skill learning.
Obviously it would help, but the only time ive spent reading item & skill description is while in a lobby waiting for a match to start

Putting used oil into food when it's not even good enough for frying anymore doesn't seem like a recipe for success.
Recycling is fair enough.

What is the actual reason for this?
That's disgraceful, to say the least.

I've just had a DHL package today.
I have a camera doorbell- very prominent on the door, and the button lights up as someone approaches.

They just knocked on the door... I was lucky to have heard it this time, but come on...

Did anyone actually care about the casting?
I thought the movie was just bad.

Hey, good news - they don't. Now back to your cave.