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[–] supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz 81 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (4 children)

Economics: Our findings are just as rigorous as these other sciences we swear!

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 27 points 1 week ago (18 children)

I once called economics a pseudoscience in a reddit comment and some libertarian-capitalist type got suuuper butthurt about it.

He said I don't understand the word pseudoscience. I said, "no I understand it just fine. You don't understand economics."

His only response was to call that a "no, you" argument. Dunning-Kruger on full display.

[–] supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz 18 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Basic foundational "observations" by Economics aren't based on the Scientific Method.

I wish the Scientific Method didn't have "Method" in the name because while it is a sensible name it also is misleading.

Science is "method agnostic", a new promising method may uncover other methods and theories that totally pull the rug out from under old theories and methods that is a necessary and sometimes brutal aspect to scientific progress.

Economics, because it began and is sustained for the most part as a system of methods searching for justification for their continuation, is largely incapable of undergoing these necessary "method resets" that come periodically in any scientific discipline.

Chemistry can admit that atoms aren't tiny planets with electons orbiting like moons because Chemistry didn't start as the pursuit to find evidence for atoms being like solarsystems and flesh out the theory that atoms are like solarsystems.

Thus no matter if locally good science is being done in economics it is undermined by the uncomfortable need to preserve the survival of the foundatinal contextualizing methods and axioms they invoke implicitly from the truth uncovered, a vice that plagues any human endeavor consciously and subconsciously and not only keeps Economics from being a real science it also largely sucks the oxygen out of the room for actually scientifically rigorous study of these phenomena.

Alchemy is a great analog here to compare Economics too. Alchemists in the pursuit of trying to figure out how to turn things to gold did interact with and in some ways advance chemistry, but alchemy could never divest itself from its own pre-existing beliefs and methods as chemistry discovered more and more of the universe and began to accurately predict more and more of it.

If alchemy was capable discarding old methods to pursue understanding phenomena more lucidly and precisely chemistry would probably be called "alchemy" in english nowadays and alchemy would be called "pseudo-alchemy".

Economics equates to alchemy they express a desire of a system of methods, axioms and explanations to produce a certain end goal and it forms fatal shackles to the follies of the past.

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Any time I've attempted to argue for alternative economic paradigms (not just alternative economic systems, but actually rethinking the fundamental assumptions and theories by which we study and attempt to understand economic systems and phenomena), lazy thinkers hit me with the "nuh uh, that's not what [classical economic theory] says! You don't know what you're talking about."

It's a thoughtless appeal to authority lacking any substance. The word for that is "dogma."

[–] supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I think a major casualty of the war on science funded primarily by fossil fuel interests has been that the kneejerk pro-science response has become a lazy appeal to authority.

People say "99% of scientists all agree listen to them you are not worthy of having an opinion on this!" and while it is arguably true lol, it also sends a message undermining to the interests of science.

Science is the practice of skepticism not of finding facts and crusading under their banner in a materialist campaign of conquest. Facts are rather the inevitable residue of science after science has subjected theories to extended and diverse torturuous inquisition.

I wish people defended science by saying it isn't a set of Correct Facts but a system of Skepticism that has thoroughly examined a shared body of knowledge and that you should assume that if the more fantastic sounding theories contained within that arena of "skeptical melee" haven't been dismantled that you can probably trust that they are real, as fantastic as they sound.

This when you shorten it sounds like an appeal to authority where the scientists are given undue authority but it is not the same thing. What matters is the environment of genuine skepticism that scientific theories and "facts" are subjected to in order to establish their validity that matters.

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[–] FundMECFS@piefed.zip 5 points 1 week ago

hahah same for psychology

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[–] IrateAnteater@sh.itjust.works 48 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Physics: oh, and if you look close enough, it's actually all probability too.

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[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 39 points 1 week ago (1 children)

fucking computer science is going from on par with mathematics to worse than biology

[–] thedeadwalking4242@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago (2 children)

"why do you guys do it that way"

"Look because if we don't sacrifice the goat on Thursday the code breaks, idk what to tell you"

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[–] CuriousRefugee@discuss.tchncs.de 37 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Engineering: We only care if it works, even if it breaks math/physics/chemistry/biology.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You can bother figuring out why. Or I might be forced to in order to iterate…

[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The failure rate falls within the tolerances

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[–] four@lemmy.zip 29 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Economics: the law is true as long as people believe it's true.

Kind of like fairies, when you think about it

[–] Soup@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Alternatively, with capitalism giving all the power to the richest: “The law is true because I’ll hurt you if you try to defend yourself and I have plenty of class traitors to help me.”

[–] Ziglin@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Meanwhile the mathematicians who got a bit too close Philosophy are still arguing about which logic to use and if a proof by contradiction is even a proof at all.

[–] sparkyshocks@lemmy.zip 12 points 1 week ago (25 children)

Exactly.

HERE'S A THEOREM: IF IT'S PROVEN, IT'S TRUE EVERYWHERE, FOREVER

But at the same time, even if it's true everywhere forever, it might still not be provable, because Gödel.

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[–] Sir_Premiumhengst@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago
[–] 5715@feddit.org 16 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

Social sciences: Mayhaps, but only for very specific conditions once in time

[–] sbv@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 week ago

The author's barely disguised ~~fetish~~ preconceived notion

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[–] GraniteM@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Psychology furiously staring from the corner but afraid to speak lest it be made to sit at the folding table with Astrology and Tarot readings.

[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 11 points 1 week ago

They're sharing a table with economics.

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[–] ranzispa@mander.xyz 14 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I'm a chemist, I just gave a class to students today. The main topic of the whole lesson was this: we have all these theories and methodologies, we are not going to study how they work and how to use them, let's discuss now all the limitations they have and when they do not work.

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Former chemistry student here. In chemistry, every single thing you ever do gets multiplied by a ridiculously big number. A few drops of water has 6.02*10^23 molecules in it. So even the tiniest chemical reactions are massive exercises in parallel processing, and measuring in human-scale units means you might miss by a few hexillion in either direction.

Isn't it amazing internal combustion engines...ever work?

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[–] fushuan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Math also fails sometimes, we've had to invent new math along the way because math is always correct only in the given constraints of how we currently understand math. If those constraints are challenged math evolves.

Example, imaginary numbers weren't a thing for a good while and some stuff didn't work correctly. All math stands upon 1+1=2, we don't know if that always holds true, for now we asume it.

[–] Thalfon@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 week ago

In fact, the entire foundation of math -- its system of axioms -- has had to be fixed due to contradictions existing in previous iterations. The most well known perhaps being Russell's paradox in naive set theory: "Let X be the set of all sets that do not contain themselves. Does X contain itself?"

In fact, there have been many paradoxes that had to be resolved by the set theory we use today.

[–] mexicancartel@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)

There are no correct axioms. You can change the axioms as you wish and make your own math2.0. And you will be able to apply it to things that follow thoose axioms but finding such things that follow them is the only hard part. We define 1+1=2 and that is true because we define it that way. If it does not hold true in any physical or something then it is that you are applying a correct math for a system which doesnt work with that math(i.e, you are the problem for assuming the same axiom is true for the real system)

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[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 week ago

Ontology - Fuck you, buddy

[–] LustLive@fedinsfw.app 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Economics. You forgot Economics. Heres a bunch of rules.

Let's Assume you are an Economist. Now if you first overestimate and then underestimate, on average, you are correct in your estimates, Ceteris Paribas .

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[–] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Quantum Mechanics has entered the chat

[–] bunchberry@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (6 children)

Surprisingly that is a controversial view. Most physicists insist QM has nothing to do with probability! But then why does it only give you probabilistic predictions? Ye old measurement problem, and entirely fabricated problem because physicists cannot accept that a theory that gives you probabilities is obviously a probabilistic theory.

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[–] mineralfellow@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Geology: laughs in multiple working hypotheses.

[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 4 points 1 week ago

They're too busy licking rocks.

[–] bedwyr@piefed.ca 8 points 1 week ago

This guy you used for your meme is a piece of fucking shit.

[–] bomberesque@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Economics has entered the chat

[–] FinalRemix@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Behavior analysis: we don't even care what species you are.

[–] okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Now. Get in the box. There are a couple of levers. You'll figure it out. Don't mind the cameras.

[–] Alvaro@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Except the physicists and the chemists would both argue that everything is all about probability

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 10 points 1 week ago

Quantum physics: everything literally is probabilities.

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[–] arrow74@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Archaeology rifles through the pockets of other disciplines and takes what it wants

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[–] 5715@feddit.org 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Climate science: It's political

[–] ZC3rr0r@piefed.ca 11 points 1 week ago (2 children)

It really isn't, but it got made to be by parties with vested interest in maintaining the oil and gas status quo.

Also, I realize this is probably a woooosh on my part.

[–] 5715@feddit.org 4 points 1 week ago

I'm mainly talking about the endless fights at the IPCC, where every word and sentence is a debate, but yes, it really isn't.

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[–] Carl@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago

physics: laws, unless you look reeeeeally close, then it's all about probability.

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