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[–] echo@lemmy.today 117 points 2 days ago (5 children)

Survivor bias... they incorrectly believe that because they lived that there was no actual danger. Truly, the selfish and self-absorbed generation. :(

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 59 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Well ya know I drank really really hard for 40 years, but I didn't have liver failure.

Guess there's no consequences for alcoholism! Guess I can keep drinking forever! I am immortal!

And THAT is what I imagine my still alcoholic boomer dad must think daily.

[–] slothrop@lemmy.ca 23 points 2 days ago

I grew up when drunk driving was legal! I had a van, and was always the designated drunk driver! Cops would stop me and tell me to drive safer in case another cop was arsed to pull me over! Never got busted, and never died!!

Woke snowflakes today, I tell ya' !

[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.today 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

one of my best friends growing up drak heavy for 30 years and then tried to quit but had a Alcohol-related seizures from going cold turkey, fell and broke his neck.

he has barely any movement of his upper body but he kicked the bottle, hasnt had a drink since! (Because he cant do it without somone helping him)

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 5 points 2 days ago

Nobody who smoked for 70 years ever died young. That's a fact.

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago

Can't believe The Onion is nearly a century old.

[–] Steve@communick.news 10 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I always like to point out that they were originally called Generation Me. They were the first generation studied, who were more concerned with self fulfilment, than social responsibility.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

they incorrectly believe that because they lived that there was no actual danger.

Also, incorrectly believed that they were the ones on the bicycle.

For every kid doing this right, there were ten that did it wrong and fell over.

For every ten that did it wrong, there were another ten laughing up their sleeves and then... putting on a helmet and pads because they didn't want to end up in traction (or because their parents were yelling at them to be safe).

[–] Harvey656@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

It was before my time, but, when my father joined the army to get away from the hell that was home the day he left a boy he went to school with was hit while riding his bike. No helmet, no shit, no protective gear, no breaks. He didnt survive. There were two kids on the bike (17 years old but you get what I mean), we broke all the bones in his legs, barely survived.

Its 100% survivors bias, I know plenty of people my age who were seriously hurt in bicycle accidents too, myself included. I think some of that pain of crashing is fine, its part of learning how to take safety seriously. But somenpeople never learn.

[–] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 82 points 2 days ago (7 children)

"how did we survive?"

Ask anyone not wearing a helmet that got hit by a car or smacked their head on the concrete after going over their handlebars. Oh, right, you can't.

This type of person cannot fathom that their singular experience is not representative of everyone else's experience. Conservatism in a nutshell.

[–] U7826391786239@piefed.zip 27 points 2 days ago (1 children)

this is why they oppose developing critical thinking in public education. believe what you're told to believe, do what you're told to do.

science, facts, evidence all have a liberal bias, therefore the only choice is to support pedophile rapist fascist, because...he hates minorities just like his supporters do

[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I hit my head on the pavement bicycling drunk while my helmet was sitting on my desk at work. Ask me how fun the two weeks after that concussion was.

[–] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 2 days ago

Multiple concussions from sports as a kid. It's great to never know if my memory issues and depression are a result of that or if I was just fucked from the start.

[–] Demdaru@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Friend got hit by a car when on bike, went flying, rolled over the car, smacked into the road.

Got up, checked bike first, sighted and started dragging it's carcass back home.

...but to be honest, dude was kinda indestructible and totally the exemption in every dangerous situaiton.

[–] rainwall@piefed.social 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Ive biked to work for years and only had 2 bad crashes. Both involved slamming hard into pavement at speed, one had me slide into a tree. Both times I hit my shoulder/arm/hip hard and was honestly very dazed, but neither time did I hit my head.

You can shake a bike accident off if you get lucky in how you hit the ground. Mainly dont smack your head. Super duper wear a helmet cause that the kind of spill that fucks you.

Worst crash I ever had on a bike was during a commute to work. It was winter and it was dark in the morning, and the bridge over the river had gotten icy. I hit my brake and slid, went straight into the retaining wall on the embankment, headfirst over my handlebars. I'm fucking lucky I was wearing my helmet.

Ended up putting a decorative bandage over the scuff on the helmet shell where I would have split my head open. It looked gnarly. I got a new helmet first thing as soon as I got my next paycheck. Kept it on a shelf for a while.

[–] piranhaconda@mander.xyz 7 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I got hit by a car while biking without a helmet! Toppled up onto their hood and slid off once they came to a complete stop. Totalled the bike. I just got really fucking lucky and didn't hit my head. Would not advise.

I was just lazy and didn't go back up to my apartment once I got down and realized I had forgotten the helmet, because it was "just a short ride to the park". Never again.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Ask anyone not wearing a helmet that got hit by a car or smacked their head on the concrete after going over their handlebars. Oh, right, you can’t.

I mean, you can. Falling off your bike isn't universally fatal. Even bad injuries aren't unrecoverable - especially when you're young and resilient and you're body is still growing.

But imagine telling a 12-year-old to take off their helmet and pads and go plow themselves into a tree, because it builds character. Why would anyone voluntarily subject themselves to this? Why would anyone advocate for this?

You're not building up some kind of robust spirit of mind or body. You're not growing as a person. You're just being hazed.

[–] ugandan_airways@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 days ago

Boomers aren’t able to see anything beyond themselves. They lack empathy to a degree that’s insane. A Generation of Sociopaths as Bruce Gibeny says.

Before some boomer comments “not me!” (Because everything is about them) just look at the fucking world and the way boomers behave.

I've been hit by cars before on my bicycle. Six times.

You know what it was, every single time? The driver was turning right, and looking for oncoming traffic from the left. I tried to cross, and didn't know they hadn't seen me. Ran over my front tire, or just knocked me over.

I'm damn lucky those were all extremely slow speed collisions and they stopped as soon as they heard me scream. But honestly? Fuck cars. I shouldn't have been forced to cross at the sidewalk to begin with. And they should have been looking for pedestrians anyway.

[–] homes@piefed.world 34 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (9 children)

That was Gen X. And we have the scars and broken bones and dead friends to prove that it was dangerous. that’s why kids nowadays wear kneepads and helmets.

You’re welcome

TikTok and AI are bad for your brain.

[–] billwashere@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Thank you. I was looking at the cars and thinking this was 1970s.

I did shit as a kid I’d never have let my kid even think about. I should have died several times until my mid 20s.

[–] homes@piefed.world 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

check out the banana seat and handlebars on that bike. so 70s.

[–] billwashere@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

I loved my banana seat. I thought I was the shit when I got one of those really tall flags with the orange pendant to attach to it.

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[–] einlander@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago

They survived with head trauma and voted for trump.

[–] rbos@lemmy.ca 11 points 2 days ago

Many didn't.

[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 days ago

They also love fondly remembering their friend Little Stevie who tragically died aged 12 in 1957 in a helmet-less bicycle accident.

[–] NABDad@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I knew a kid in high school who was hit by a car while riding his bike in the days before kids wore helmets.

He was fucked up. He survived, but it was "learning how to walk and talk again" survival.

I also had a teacher in college who wasn't wearing a helmet when he flipped his bike and landed on his head. He was alright as long as you think regular, crippling migraines are alright.

[–] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Right after I graduated middle school, three guys were riding in the back of an El Camino that took a curve too fast. All but one were killed quite nastily. That was 1972, and the sole survivor still isn't doing well. So much for the good Old Days when kids were free.

Ask this Joneser about all this shit boomers get nostalgic over. I'll tell you the real story.

[–] Digestive_Biscuit@feddit.uk 2 points 2 days ago

Years ago I had aanager who was really into road biking. Without going into detail, he came off his bike and took a hard hit to his head. He was wearing a helmet (and it would have been a good one, like most people into the sport do) but still had brain damage. He's very lucky that he made a full recovery. If he had no helmet he would be dead.

[–] AlexLost@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

Many didn't. That's the trick!

[–] MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

My ma (Boomer) likes to talk about how her and her siblings used to chew on road tar like gum and than she laughs about it, har har. Whenever I mention something I'm being cautious about with my kids.

She also had lung and breast cancer, could be unrelated but maybe it didn't help.

I'd like to add that neither of my parents believed that second hand smoke was "real" either. So I got blasted with carcinogens from birth until I moved out at 17. I'll be lucky if I don't get cancer.

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[–] crunchy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Guarantee if you took a picture of that same street today there'd be a lot more than two cars. That probably a played a big role.

[–] smeg@infosec.pub 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Every street is North America is a highway. Straight, level, smooth, and intended for fast driving. The continent has designed streets not safe for human presence, fully supported by the older generations, and now they have the gall to complain about kids sitting indoors all of the time.

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[–] erizonwarz@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Boomer zoomer coomer. Cant hear that stupid shit anymore. Its not a generational thing. Its assholes.

[–] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Is it ironic that all the survivors also happen to be the ones who don't understand survivorship bias?

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 days ago

But isn't that also survivor bias in a way? Because those who understand it, don't post stuff like this and therefore don't get noticed. Is like the joke "How do you recognize a vegan? They tell you – every five minutes". People told me the joke, not knowing that I'm a vegan, because I didn't tell them because why would I.

[–] pEg@startrek.website 3 points 2 days ago

Survivor bias.

[–] Doom@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

How many of us STILL have scars from falling off our bikes last century? I bet some of us even still have road gravel in our bodies.

[–] billwashere@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

I have two very visible on my chins from those meat grinder petals on bikes back then. And a dark place on my right arm due to trying to ride a wheelie way too fast on sandy pavement and sliding on same sandy pavement for a good 20 ft on that arm. Basically like taking an angle grinder with a sanding disc to my arm for several seconds. Fun times….

[–] billwashere@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

This is a gen-x’er from the cars.

[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Nextdoor is filled with this

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[–] Critical_Drinking@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Traumatic brain damage makes you conservative

[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 days ago

Fun fact: Shortly after this photo was taken, the girl was attacked and devoured by the Bat Boy-faced puma following her.

[–] nonentity@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 days ago

The worst part of WWIII will be the second wave boomers, who will trigger WWIV when they age out of relevancy.

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