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[–] subterfuge@lemmy.world 5 points 16 hours ago

I should call her…

[–] mavu@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 16 hours ago
[–] Balinares@pawb.social 6 points 22 hours ago

This is abhorrent, yet I'm intrigued.

[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 26 points 1 day ago (3 children)

That's cool, but have you made bacon turtle burgers before?

Uncooked bacon turtle burgers

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

I can't imagine these cooking through properly.

[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 2 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Yet, they did. I'd definitely use a lower heat than normal, but they cooked through just fine. Watch out for the bacon grease flaming up, of course.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 0 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

The bacon wasn't chewy and/or undercooked?

[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 1 points 15 hours ago

Nope. That would have been a failure.

Do them in the oven if you prefer, just make sure they're on a rack so they're not stewing in their own juices.

[–] Skuldug@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Skuldug@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 2 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

No real recipe, just copy what you see. Ground meat, 3 weiners per turtle (one doen the middle, two halved for feet), wrap in raw bacon (4-8 strips), and grill until the ground meat and bacon are cooked.

[–] Skuldug@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

Ok so I DO waffle stomp some burger meat over my star of David dog before I baconate it

[–] starchylemming@lemmy.world 3 points 21 hours ago

thats probably fine

[–] muxika@piefed.muxika.org 54 points 1 day ago (2 children)

When you looked up this recipe, was there an age verification prompt?

[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Lol, at first I thought you were responding to my borscht recipe..... I was so confused.

What about the potato soup girl?

[–] redlemace@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I looked it up.... I saw a cast iron skillet and cast iron press .... Can't help myself, GOTTA do it, come what may

[–] muxika@piefed.muxika.org 1 points 1 day ago

Hopefully you won't show up on some federal registry.

[–] joelfromaus@aussie.zone 8 points 1 day ago

Burgussy’s.

[–] Prove_your_argument@piefed.social 31 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I dunno, looks like a Hotdurger to me.

[–] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Our judges would also accept Hambog

[–] redlemace@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (4 children)

I'd try one. If they are from the bbq and smoked i'd probably take two.

(What worries me is the lack of jalopenos in there)

[–] CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Replace the sad weiner with a glorious sausage, update the ground meat with jalapenos, minced onions and cheese and this become S-tier food for cookouts, tailgate parties, backyard barbecues and pubs.

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Glorious sausage would end up undercooked then the burgers were right, or the burger would be overcooked when the sausage was done.

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 1 points 21 hours ago

I mean... Aren't both of those things just ground meat anyway? One's in a tube, one is free-form.

[–] CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world 0 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Not really. Ground meats with shit in them with casings (sausage) will cook roughly the same as other ground meats with shit in them without casings. (Patties) Very similar.

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 hours ago

Unless you like burgers medium-rare.

[–] redlemace@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Wrap them in bacon to become king of the party

[–] CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

Stop flirting with me.

[–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Gonna have to go with a cheese with peppers in it. Maybe just pour diced jalapenos over the top and lay a melty cheese over it like muenster so it traps the flavor.

[–] ALoafOfBread@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 day ago

Add a jalapeno iris stuffed with a cream cheese pupil right in the middle of those bad boys. Got yourself an evil eye hamdog

[–] FudgyMcTubbs@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I always associate smoked food with slow, low temp cooking. You dont want low temp cooked ground meat... Or at least you shouldnt want it.

[–] HeyJoe@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

I believe slow cooked bbq and smokers will aim for temps between 225 and 275 Fahrenheit. Sure it will take a while, but as long as the temp reaches the internal temp of 160 during this process, which it will, it's perfectly fine.

[–] redlemace@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Smoked shotgun shells will change your mind

[–] FishFace@piefed.social 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I think this would really benefit from a lone pea placed just at the apex of each one.

[–] Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 1 day ago (2 children)

But pea is stored in the balls

[–] FishFace@piefed.social 2 points 1 day ago

Well yeah but you only store it there until it's used obviously

[–] Asafum@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Good, I don't need to go to the store to get more!

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It's stupid but I've seen stupider.

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 1 points 21 hours ago

I really can't imagine that the hot dog doesnt curl back as the protein tightens on the bottom cooking first, making this just flop apart in the grill.

[–] LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 day ago

Whats wrong honey? You haven't fucked your hamdogger

[–] orenj@leminal.space 3 points 1 day ago

This looks like something my cat would like

[–] abfarid@startrek.website 2 points 1 day ago

Sausage pide.

[–] einlander@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago
[–] kboos1@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Krudler@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

And yet not enough.