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[–] backalleycoyote@lemmy.today 4 points 8 hours ago
[–] SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 7 hours ago

That would be bangin if topped with adzuki beans in a strawberry glaze.

[–] yogurtwrong@lemmy.world 3 points 9 hours ago

beans are back! beans are back on lemmy!

heinz beans tin can

post beans!!!!

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 4 points 10 hours ago

Why does this make me a little hard down there?

[–] Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago

Will there be more corn?

[–] Maxxus@sh.itjust.works 2 points 10 hours ago

I’d eat the shit out of that and I don’t even like cheesecake.

[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 6 points 21 hours ago

What a fucking delight this is. More of this. More.

[–] jade52@lemmy.ca 19 points 1 day ago
[–] sbv@sh.itjust.works 30 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 7 hours ago

This is why I'm here.

I mean on earth in general.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 28 points 1 day ago (4 children)

This might actually be good as hell since it's Bush's, which is sweet not savory.

[–] diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world 3 points 19 hours ago

I had cheesecake with a layer of caviar on it once from a sushi restaurant. It was sooooo good. Nice salty layer on top of cheesecake is good when done well.

[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 3 points 20 hours ago

Of course it's good. Why are we discussing this?

[–] cattywampas@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I mean if we're putting miso and red bean paste in desserts these days, why not?

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 1 points 8 hours ago

Red bean paste has always been a dessert item in East Asia. In fact, red beans in general. I think they get simmered in sugarcane juice or something similar.

You haven't had boba until you've tried beans in your milk tea.

I was just thinking red bean cheesecake would probably be pretty tasty.

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[–] Eat_Your_Paisley@lemmy.world 24 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Stop giving British people ideas

[–] sompreno@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 day ago

It has bean achieved

[–] homes@piefed.world 19 points 1 day ago

“Beans and cheesecake. An explosive combination.”

[–] Catma@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 2 points 20 hours ago

I also always take a pull from my beans flask when I see stuff like this.

You're not alone. We are going to get through this together.

[–] Catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Do you know what this is from? The art style looks cool

[–] salvaria@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 day ago

I thought it was cool too, so I reverse searched the image and found that it is from "the hollering elk" comic series: https://www.reddit.com/user/holleringelk/comments/1adp8po/the_full_hollering_elk_catalogue/

[–] huquad@lemmy.ml 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This better be AI. How could you ruin a perfectly good can of beans

[–] YoSoySnekBoi@kbin.earth 4 points 1 day ago

Sadly it looks real, all the text in the background is legible

[–] Encephalotrocity@feddit.online 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

For desert? I'll have the endless mudbutt please.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

endless mudbutt

I was in a band by that name. We mostly played bluegrass and folk music.

[–] homes@piefed.world 2 points 10 hours ago

How apropos

[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 7 points 1 day ago
[–] Etterra@discuss.online 3 points 23 hours ago (1 children)
[–] wabafee@lemmy.world -1 points 15 hours ago

It's beans everyone loves them

[–] gndagreborn@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Ngl id give it a fair shot. Not the worst thing in the world I've ever seen.

[–] ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

What the fuck did I just stumble into

[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago

fair to say I think we've all bean there.

[–] DickFiasco@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 day ago

This is the only time I want an image to be AI.

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Honestly a savory baked bean cheesecake would kinda slap.

ETA: A base of baked beans under a cheesecake with hints of maple, with crumbled candied bacon on top and a crust made of pork cracklins

[–] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 day ago

Thank god I'm not the only one who thought this crazy idea might work.

Savory/salty + sweet

[–] elevenbones@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago

Roll that beautiful cheesecake footage

[–] Mister_Hangman@lemmy.world 2 points 23 hours ago

This has to be AI

[–] gore@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 day ago

"How do you know I'm bri'ish?"

[–] Tempus_Fugit@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

I'd bet these flavors work better together than what our first assumption would be.

[–] fonix232@fedia.io 3 points 1 day ago

Beancakke wasn't on today's bingo slip...

[–] Jilanico@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] ieGod@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 day ago

I'm disgusted and intrigued.

[–] webp@mander.xyz 2 points 1 day ago

Does this work?

[–] Zier@fedia.io 1 points 1 day ago

It's bean great, thanks for posting.

[–] green_goglin@thelemmy.club 1 points 1 day ago

The maple kind?