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[–] Toes@ani.social 46 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

well, everclear is a reasonable antiseptic. So maybe they cancel each other out?

[–] trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world 21 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Then that leaves only the cancer caused by both.

[–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

If it wasn't a low grade meat it probably would be fine. I mean it would just be beef tartare at that point without the seasonings. Which you wouldn't taste anyways, because the alcohol would keep you taste buds in a state of the fuck was that

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[–] vivalapivo@lemmy.today 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You don't care about cancer if your retirement plan is to die in war with China

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[–] Godric@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

Alcohol kills germs, it checks out!

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[–] UnpopularCrow@lemmy.world 40 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

A friend got me a liter of everclear once and I mixed it with orange juice. 3 parts OJ and 1 part everclear. You could still set it on fire. Your liver would not recommend.

[–] Ioughttamow@fedia.io 31 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I went to a party where they made jungle juice, and my girlfriend asked me to take it slow. I exclaimed “tastes like juice to me!” Bet you can guess how that went

[–] linkinkampf19@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

Did the same at a house party after eating 2 Cup Noodles, as a college kid does... The shag area carpet did not appreciate that, nor did the hosts. First and last time I got black out drunk.

Ohh and this jungle juice was Everclear with Surge.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I can’t remember the last time I blacked out.

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[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Everclear with Surge.

ಠ_ಠ what the fuck did they expect?

[–] linkinkampf19@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

As dumbass college students, I'm betting they were thinking that everyone there could handle it, or not thinking at all. Never drank much before that, so being green with alcohol didn't help either.

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

so being green with alcohol

everclear and surge will make lots of things green lol

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Bet you had to guess how it went too

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[–] Godric@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Once in college my buddy and I each took a double shot of everclear to start the night. It burned going down, and I think we were good after that

[–] UnpopularCrow@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

That’s like pounding a four loco to pregame. Haha

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

We've been there before too, the effect was similar. One drinking game I had to absent myself was Edward Loco Hands XD

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[–] Zink@programming.dev 5 points 1 week ago

My everclear story is short, sweet, and typical, lol.

Friends and I were out of town a few states away for a big concert with limited locations. We randomly hung out with the guys in the hotel room next door who were drinking Everclear, among other things.

One friend had a capful and reacted harshly. Then while the other friend had their capful, I went for the bottle itself to save some time. I also made a show of not taking a sip but tipping back the bottle and taking a big full gulp. I'd also like to point out that I've never been a drinker, so I have no built up tolerance for any part of the experience including the burn.

It was decades ago and I vividly remember the experience as "my lungs instantly boiled off all moisture and my insides rapidly shrunk into a desiccated strand of human jerky and then exploded like that nazi in The Last Crusade."

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[–] TheAsianDonKnots@lemmy.zip 36 points 2 weeks ago (7 children)

I have a friend who CRAVES raw beef like a lot. I beg him to chop up his own, tried showing him how to make a safer tartare and I still catch him wheezing the mince.

[–] W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 2 weeks ago

“Wheezing the Mince”.

Thank you for that.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (2 children)
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[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Maybe he's iron deficient or something?

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[–] Gladaed@feddit.org 3 points 1 week ago

Come to Germany, we have food safe raw pork. It's amazing, but it is in fact meat.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

God, I miss wheezing the mince. I should call her...

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[–] OpenPassageways@lemmy.zip 26 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I guess the ever clear kills the tapeworms and ecoli?

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 17 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Bingo! A scientist's meal!

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[–] nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz 15 points 1 week ago (3 children)

That's some toxic masculinity

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The Everclear kills germs, so it balances out into plain ole masculinity!

[–] AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Damn the logic checks out

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 5 points 1 week ago

I think that's just toxic food.

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

I fully support people removing themselves from the gene pool by doing this.

[–] DickFiasco@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

It's called beef tartare and it's a delicacy.

[–] TheAsianDonKnots@lemmy.zip 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Please don’t use pre ground meat for tartare. Besides being off cuts, pre ground is exposed to way more pathogens than a slab of beef you ground/chop yourself.

80/20 ground beef patty is not a delicacy and certainly not tartare.

[–] Tja@programming.dev 10 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] Photonic@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Not the parts of the cow you usually find in ground beef

[–] MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca 10 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

This is a good way to install the new Wormphone™

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Nah, booze kills the worm. If RFK had been drinking pure ethanol like a civillized person, instead of snorting coke off of toilet seats, his brain would have remained uneaten.

[–] MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 weeks ago

When I was 6 years old I met RFK Jr and he told me the RFK stands for Real Fuckin' Kool and I knew from that moment that anyone who spells cool with a K is a total wanker.

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[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Do not go into that boy's restroom.

[–] jankforlife@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 weeks ago
[–] Ioughttamow@fedia.io 3 points 2 weeks ago

I have a strong stomach yet this made it tremble

[–] BigDiction@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (4 children)

I’ve never lived where 190 proof is legal for sale. CA only had 120 when I was making Limoncello which was kind of annoying.

[–] Frostbeard@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

95% abv in non- freedom units

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

190 proof tastes like a kick in the jaw feels. Also, hand sanitizer.

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Religious people make the stupidest rules.

[–] BigDiction@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Is it a religious thing? Always assumed it was a product safety rule to try and prevent unintentional alcohol poisoning.

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[–] NikkiDimes@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You could always just learn to distill it yourself. It's super safe and super-

Wait, be right back, I think my garage just exploded.

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[–] raven@lemmy.org 2 points 1 week ago

Peak male diet.

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