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Lemmy Shitpost

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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


Rules:

1. Be Respectful


Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

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2. No Illegal Content


Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

That means:

-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

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3. No Spam


Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.

-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers

-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.

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4. No Porn/ExplicitContent


-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.

-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.

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5. No Enciting Harassment,Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts


-Do not Brigade other Communities

-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.

-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.

-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.

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6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.


-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

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If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.


Also check out:

Partnered Communities:

1.Memes

2.Lemmy Review

3.Mildly Infuriating

4.Lemmy Be Wholesome

5.No Stupid Questions

6.You Should Know

7.Comedy Heaven

8.Credible Defense

9.Ten Forward

10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)


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[–] thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

@violet08@lemmy.world you seem to have done something to Lemmy

I'm not complaining tho, it's an improvement, there's not enough hornyposting in most places

[–] GreenShimada@lemmy.world 6 points 20 hours ago

Oh look, now you're hopping on the horny bandwagon?

Puh-leease, I've been horny since before you were born.

[–] baatliwala@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Violet causing a revolution on her own 😭

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[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 2 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

What am I supposed to do with this confused boner?

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 points 13 hours ago

I'd deal with the boner first and maybe the confusion just sorts itself out.

[–] GreenBeanMachine@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Isn't that just the normal, constant state of being? And then once you have sex, you stop being horny for 5 minutes.

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[–] Garbagio@lemmy.zip 84 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Credit: Definitely not the YMCA

[–] daannii@lemmy.world 25 points 1 day ago (5 children)

I didn't come here for the sexy time, I'm asexual.

BUT I just want to point out that the word "pan" short for "pansexual" is kind of amusing because Pan, the Greek god, is a satyr known for constantly chasing that booty.

[–] LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 day ago

From that picture, it looks more like booty is chasing him

[–] Banana@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago (6 children)

I love this lore as a pansexual and will be saving your comment.

Also now I will be on the hunt for a patch for my jacket of a painting of Pan for this reason.

[–] daannii@lemmy.world 3 points 23 hours ago

Decent option for a mascot

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[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

I should visit Greece.

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[–] Vespair@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 day ago

Thank god, sexless puritanism has become a real epidemic, anything we can do to push back against it is a win.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 58 points 1 day ago (8 children)

I think even the prudes are starting to see what a tragedy the demise of Lemnynsfw was, what with the horniness no longer being contained somewhere that they avoid 😄

[–] joelfromaus@aussie.zone 10 points 1 day ago (2 children)

The worst part, imo, is that the NSFW memes community on that instance was starting to gain a little traction after I put in some real effect to post there consistently. Then poof it was gone.

Then the Discord that I also did a similar thing for that gave me another source of not just porn memes but adult/dark memes in general just closed all of its NSFW channels because they want to grow their server without incurring restrictions due to 18+ content.

At this rate I’ll only have memes about Linux CLI, fortenight, Roblox and whatever else is deemed safe for 10 year olds.

[–] applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 20 hours ago

Just start posting your nsfw memes around. Make lemmy the horny meme haven you want to see in the world. I for one will upvote nsfw memes.

[–] LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Talk to your kids about Linux! Before somebody else does!

[–] Bluewing@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Please talk to them! You don't want them to become Distro hoppers! Unprotected distro hopping could lead to----Arch.......

[–] LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works 1 points 17 hours ago

Hey, don't distro-hop-shame. Some people like to switch it up, and it's perfectly ok.

[–] eightys3v3n@lemmy.ca 2 points 22 hours ago

lemmynsfw is back as fedinsfw.app

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[–] flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz 68 points 1 day ago (9 children)

You misunderstand, if you have sex you will stop being horny (at least for a short time).
Infinite edging, that's the game.

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[–] ekZepp@lemmy.world 52 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)
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[–] Arkhive@piefed.blahaj.zone 23 points 1 day ago (3 children)

What do you mean “trend”? Blahaj Zone has been horny this whole time, y'all just aren’t keeping up!

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[–] imadethis@fedinsfw.app 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Apply? Just post your address and we'll see if you're even close enough to bother. Flights have gotten too expensive and I'm not riding the bus now that the famous $1 megabus thing is gone.

[–] python@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Non-European spotted 🫵 We just bike to each other's houses to fuck, if our countries touch we're close enough.

[–] Banana@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago

Crying in Canadian. I think my province is almost 3 times the size of the entire UK.

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