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[–] JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca 1 points 6 minutes ago

I thought I had this loser blocked.

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 6 points 6 hours ago

ONE THOUSAND POSTS IN A YEAR WTF

[–] Qwel@sopuli.xyz 8 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

You guys are insane. Unusal people exist. Lemmy DMs are visible by instance admins. Ask them if they see any DMs that looks suspicious.

And then maaybe stop defaming her? Like, this post should be ban worthy by any reasonable instance and community rules?

Is it me or is it always the 50 years olds that say this shit? Like idk maybe you guys are particularily bad at guessing how gen Z behaves. I definitely know at least one woman IRL that would post like that. Two if I'm being generous. Not a majority but they fucking exist. And it turns out Lemmy isn't exactly filled with the most normal normies.

[–] balsoft@lemmy.ml 8 points 2 hours ago

And then maaybe stop defaming her? Like, this post should be ban worthy by any reasonable instance and community rules?

This is a shitpost community, I'm pretty sure it is implied that everything posted here is satirical and/or ironic and/or made up for fun. You wouldn't sue The Onion for defamation either (or maybe you would, IDK)

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 15 points 11 hours ago

I would just like to point out, regardless of Violet's identity, this kind of post, or more the discussion around it stinks of Reddit content. This is the type of stuff that made Reddit suck.

Sure she posts thirsty stuff, but that's just a shitpost style. Upvote, downvote, or block and move on. If you suspect it's bait don't eat it.

[–] yum@lemmy.eco.br 4 points 8 hours ago

That's pretty brave of you. I like it.

[–] Grail@multiverse.soulism.net 5 points 9 hours ago

Gods forbid a woman like sex. Come on SatansMaggotyCumFart, this is just misogyny.

[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 3 points 8 hours ago

Cat/????/your house

[–] lime@feddit.nu 48 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

if violet is trying to entrap people, they're really bad at it, since they've repeatedly stated that they don't want dms and will never post any of their own pictures online ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 12 points 14 hours ago (2 children)
[–] Denjin@feddit.uk 16 points 14 hours ago (1 children)
[–] sundray@lemmus.org 5 points 13 hours ago (1 children)
[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 3 points 9 hours ago

Someone either rolled a crit fail or a crit success.

[–] lime@feddit.nu 13 points 14 hours ago

welp, i've been entrapped. it's been nice knowing you all.

[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 21 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

This is my favorite arc. This whole time SMCF has just been unflinching in their suspicion

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 6 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

what happened? Did violet turn out to be mickey?

[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 9 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Not that I know of ¯\(ツ)

[–] Denjin@feddit.uk 6 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

What sort of detective are you?

[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 8 points 14 hours ago

The sad kind, not the "investigate alleged minors on the internet" kind

[–] QuiteQuickQum@lemmy.world 3 points 13 hours ago

Not a possum detective, that's for sure. They don't know shit about those critters!

[–] NoForwadSlashS@piefed.social 7 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

I'm what world was it ever s/a/l?

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 10 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (2 children)

WHO WAS IT THAT HAD A COOL SON WHO WAS MAKING AN AIRPLANE DATING SIM or was it about arthropods all i know it sounded fun and cool. was it @ickplant? how do i @ someone

But that world and the first plane i choose to date is the Gripen. look at those aelerons yowza

[–] NoForwadSlashS@piefed.social 1 points 40 minutes ago

Ok then I guess you'd be looking for a Saab/38/Sweden

[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 3 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

I like my airplanes vintage like a Nieuport Fighter. Now those plans can teach you things no new modern plane can.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 8 hours ago

BALLS TO THE WALL BALLS TO THE WAAAAALLLLLL eurgh. Where am I?

[–] felsiq@piefed.zip 11 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

ig the idea is that California has 40m people, but none of them are both 18 and women? Idk why violet’s demographic is relevant at all, let alone important enough to think she’s lying about 😂

[–] Zamboni_Driver@lemmy.ca 29 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago) (19 children)

It's because of the fact that violet makes all of violet's posts about violet. Naturally people are going to want to know more about violet, but then violet responds that anyone who wants to know about violet is deranged.

They represent themselves as basically a typical woman as written by a male sci-fi author, and then they aggressive towards anyone who questions it. They make their content about themselves, but they act offended if anyone comments about them. It's not the random commenters who are trying to make everything about the OP, they are just falling for the bait.

Look at me, I am woman, I have BOOBS, I like big sex and getting pounded, I am woman, I am an OBJECT. Not all women have personality. I am real woman with woman private parts. This is my entire persona. You don't beleive me? You are fuuuuucked up.

[–] LemmyThinkAboutIt@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 hour ago

Oh, so she's the internet version of a pick me.

[–] sneakypersimmon@lemmy.today 14 points 15 hours ago

I couldn't put my finger on why I was side-eyeing all of that this morning, but you explained it perfectly in this comment.

[–] flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz 11 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Violet does sound like a roleplay of some kind. But it's a very well thought-out identity. Quite consistent. I wonder if any part of it is true

[–] sneakypersimmon@lemmy.today 12 points 14 hours ago

The wanting to be accepted and adored by the men on Lemmy is probably true.

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[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 6 points 15 hours ago

It's not, I think people just get caught up in the narratives we make.

[–] First_Thunder@lemmy.zip 10 points 16 hours ago
[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 8 points 16 hours ago (1 children)
[–] sundray@lemmus.org 7 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

I don't think my area could handle 18in.

[–] sneakypersimmon@lemmy.today 3 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Not with that defeatist attitude ;)

[–] No_Eponym@lemmy.ca 2 points 5 hours ago

Instead, have you tried lube and more anatomically-accommodating positions?

[–] BagOfHeavyStones@piefed.social 4 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Is she the one with room for a pony?

[–] thesohoriots@lemmy.world 5 points 14 hours ago (5 children)

The safe word is “enumclaw”

I was referring to the bucket woman's sister, but this will do.

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