this post was submitted on 19 Mar 2026
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[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 hour ago

This is an ad. The “bRaNd GeTs sLamMeD” is just the shittiest viral marketing technique from the 2010s. Do better, lemmy.

[–] deacon@lemmy.world 70 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Just want to take a moment to appreciate the creativity within constraints.

[–] 1995ToyotaCorolla@lemmy.world 6 points 3 hours ago

This person carries the spirit of bobby tables within them

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 15 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

12k likes for an inane corporate ad post? Gotta be mostly bots.

[–] BarbecueCowboy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 hours ago

It is incredibly easy to buy likes / posts / etc, if it was entirely bots, that's only like $50.

Kinda worrying that you can push basically whatever narrative you want very cheaply on any social media.

[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 3 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

Not just likes but also... whatever threads calls a retweet. What human being freely echoes an advertisement? Lol

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 points 3 hours ago

"Uh... Khakis?"

[–] KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 5 hours ago

You don’t think there are 183 people out there that would repeat a brands advertisement? O.o

Honestly I’d think it would be higher.

[–] FrowingFostek@lemmy.world 36 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

Limit testing the highest pressure situations on the highest earning individuals.

[–] WereCat@lemmy.world 1 points 46 minutes ago

When you put “can work under high pressure” on your resume

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 4 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

They allegedly perform well under pressure.

[–] FrowingFostek@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago

Let's find out! 🪨

[–] CosmoNova@lemmy.world 18 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah but you still bought the blue checkmark, though.

That's threads not twitter

[–] neatchee@piefed.social 6 points 7 hours ago

Your shitpostid is in the format of a North American phone number, with an area code in Quebec.

Nothing implied by that, just couldn't help but notice.

[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 8 points 8 hours ago (3 children)
[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 7 hours ago (1 children)
[–] zergtoshi@lemmy.world 3 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

How much is that in football fields?

[–] mkwt@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

120 giga-grand-pianos-per-football-field.

[–] Opisek@piefed.blahaj.zone 1 points 6 hours ago

At least 3 burgers squared

[–] Dozzi92@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago

I never even thought of calling 1000 kilopascals a MEGAPASCAL. Haven't dealt with physics or anything since the cup of coffee that was my college career, so I don't exactly go around using it, but I love it. I just love it.

[–] huquad@lemmy.ml 1 points 5 hours ago

Can I get that in number of elephants standing on my chest?

[–] Jessica@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Technically they dropped the E in Pepsi

[–] darkdemize@sh.itjust.works 32 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

It's at the end of "more."

[–] Jessica@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 7 hours ago

Oh you're absolutely right! 10 out of 10 post