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[–] Slovene85@sh.itjust.works 79 points 1 month ago (6 children)

Am I old because the first thing I thought of was Captain Planet rings instead of infinity gauntlet?

[–] bottleofchips@lemmy.blahaj.zone 24 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Captain Planet, he’s a hero

[–] Gerblat@lemmy.world 24 points 1 month ago

Drop our lung capacity to zero

[–] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Trees.. you’re all trees

[–] zod000@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 month ago

I can't think of Captain Planet without thinking of that amazing video (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TwJaELXadKo)

[–] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I was thinking Voltron, but Captain Planet works too

[–] nymnympseudonym@piefed.social 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I was thinking Science Ninja Team Gatchaman , but Voltron or Captain Planet work too

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[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

I think Voltron is the most accurate because all the pieces had to connect to make the big bot.

Or thundercats (same deal) or even some of the transformers (I forget the name of the camera bot that was 3 little robots).

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

No. The Infinity Gauntlet was first published in 1991. Captain Planet and the Planeteers didn't air until 1993. You're just thinking of what's new and popular instead of the old-school classics.

[–] Slovene85@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

No, the infinity gems date back to the 70s and Captain Planet aired from 1990.

But yeah, Captain Planet was a popular show in the 90s and Marvel lore is popular now.

[–] dalekcaan@feddit.nl 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

My thinking was Scaramanga's golden gun from James Bond.

[–] fulcrummed@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Golden gun was fun on occasion, I still carry the trauma from playing slappers mode in the complex. My friend would pick Odd Job and pop outta vents - I’d be dead before I’d even seen him.

[–] UnspecificGravity@piefed.social 3 points 1 month ago

Not as old as the person that thought of forming Voltron first.

[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 60 points 1 month ago (4 children)

You see assembling 6 parts into one whole as a marvel reference.

I see it as combining like power rangers into a megazord.

[–] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

We are not the same

[–] Contentedness@lemmy.nz 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] dellish@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] ThetaDecay@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Thundercats!

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 month ago

Exodia here. The forbidden one

[–] Andonyx@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Ahem....Osiris.

[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 45 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Mouthpiece!
Battery!
Chamber!
Batter cover!
Circuit board!
Heating element! \

By our powers combined, we are... high as fuck

[–] backalleycoyote@lemmy.today 10 points 1 month ago

When the villains make their version they summon Captain Meth.

[–] DarkCloud@lemmy.world 31 points 1 month ago (3 children)

It's great that the world forces young people to learn technical skills to get what they want! Kudos to her and her friends.

[–] NotSteve_@piefed.ca 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Nothing teaches you about ohms, voltages, and amps better than a vaping hobby (unless you're one of those that use a disposable

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 8 points 1 month ago

And battery safety!

[–] wjrii@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

While they've got it apart, they can make sure to use a high quality battery!

[–] nymnympseudonym@piefed.social 2 points 1 month ago

Extra kudos to the friend who convinced the others that she is trustworthy enough to hold the ~~ring~~ Cart with Magic Juice inside

[–] abbiistabbii@piefed.blahaj.zone 31 points 1 month ago

You know what, not even mad, that's ingenious.

[–] sem@piefed.blahaj.zone 13 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] barzaria@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Vapes have cotton inside them, used to wick the vape fluid into the heating coil. The heating coil surrounds the cotton. Ripping a fat bong hit then gets transformed into ripping fat cotton. I guess.

[–] AWTM_James@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 month ago

I always thought it was because those thick vape clouds look like big cotton balls

[–] sem@piefed.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 month ago

Sweet. Thank you

[–] oopsgodisdeadmybad@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

No. Other reply nailed it but this just ain't it.

[–] JohnWorks@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

The final fantasy guy?

Ok I guess.

[–] sem@piefed.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 month ago

Is this like Master Cheifing ?

[–] Hackworth@piefed.ca 12 points 1 month ago

Life uhh... finds a way.

[–] FoxyGrandpa@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

They do the same thing in prison with contraptions to avoid one person having contraband

[–] exu@feditown.com 10 points 1 month ago
[–] GalacticGrapefruit@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)

See, when I was a teenager, my friends and I passed around a journal that we would each write in for about a week. We'd scribble little comments in the margins and write down jokes and comics and riddles that we'd take turns trying to solve in later entries.

And then Facebook happened.

[–] _g_be@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

It's such a different beast being a kid now, if your journal was misplaced it would probably get plastered all over social media and laughed at for being cringe. Obv kids have always had the capacity to be cruel, but the instant access and wide reach has such a punishing effect on outspoken individuality

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Dude I remember the notebook. Two of the group of friends got sick. I got sick pretty bad, but it was the fatal butt disease and my friend got a cancer. People just assumed I died because it was easier than talking about fatal butt disease. My buddy with cancer, it was awkward but he got a couple balloons at least. He got to keep the notebook. We made copies of a couple of the comics we all worked on and I have been trying to find them (along with this great editing whitepaper my friend Mark gave me) for a couple years now, but my older archives got jumbled in a recent move

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

But this was a solid plan! How did anyone get in trouble for this?

[–] dis_da_mor@anarchist.nexus 6 points 1 month ago

probably a snitch

[–] ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I see the spirit of La Resistancé lives on.

[–] JenIsBringingTheDrugs@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Just fyi the é goes on the first one not the second (unless it's some joke going over my head)

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

The joke is we don't speak le Fränché

[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

The components have to be mounted to rings.

[–] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Team of budding engineers right there.

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