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[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 2 points 8 hours ago

The components have to be mounted to rings.

[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 38 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Mouthpiece!
Battery!
Chamber!
Batter cover!
Circuit board!
Heating element! \

By our powers combined, we are... high as fuck

[–] backalleycoyote@lemmy.today 5 points 16 hours ago

When the villains make their version they summon Captain Meth.

[–] abbiistabbii@piefed.blahaj.zone 27 points 18 hours ago

You know what, not even mad, that's ingenious.

[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 55 points 20 hours ago (3 children)

You see assembling 6 parts into one whole as a marvel reference.

I see it as combining like power rangers into a megazord.

[–] Contentedness@lemmy.nz 10 points 16 hours ago (1 children)
[–] dellish@lemmy.world 3 points 16 hours ago (1 children)
[–] ThetaDecay@lemmy.world 5 points 16 hours ago

Thundercats!

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 2 points 11 hours ago

Exodia here. The forbidden one

[–] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 13 points 18 hours ago

We are not the same

[–] Slovene85@sh.itjust.works 70 points 21 hours ago (6 children)

Am I old because the first thing I thought of was Captain Planet rings instead of infinity gauntlet?

[–] bottleofchips@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

Captain Planet, he’s a hero

[–] Gerblat@lemmy.world 17 points 20 hours ago

Drop our lung capacity to zero

[–] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 9 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Trees.. you’re all trees

[–] zod000@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 16 hours ago

I can't think of Captain Planet without thinking of that amazing video (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TwJaELXadKo)

[–] dalekcaan@feddit.nl 5 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

My thinking was Scaramanga's golden gun from James Bond.

[–] fulcrummed@lemmy.world 2 points 14 hours ago

Golden gun was fun on occasion, I still carry the trauma from playing slappers mode in the complex. My friend would pick Odd Job and pop outta vents - I’d be dead before I’d even seen him.

[–] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 6 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

I was thinking Voltron, but Captain Planet works too

[–] nymnympseudonym@piefed.social 4 points 18 hours ago

I was thinking Science Ninja Team Gatchaman , but Voltron or Captain Planet work too

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 3 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

No. The Infinity Gauntlet was first published in 1991. Captain Planet and the Planeteers didn't air until 1993. You're just thinking of what's new and popular instead of the old-school classics.

[–] Slovene85@sh.itjust.works 2 points 12 hours ago

No, the infinity gems date back to the 70s and Captain Planet aired from 1990.

But yeah, Captain Planet was a popular show in the 90s and Marvel lore is popular now.

[–] UnspecificGravity@piefed.social 3 points 16 hours ago

Not as old as the person that thought of forming Voltron first.

[–] DarkCloud@lemmy.world 28 points 20 hours ago (3 children)

It's great that the world forces young people to learn technical skills to get what they want! Kudos to her and her friends.

[–] NotSteve_@piefed.ca 12 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Nothing teaches you about ohms, voltages, and amps better than a vaping hobby (unless you're one of those that use a disposable

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 6 points 18 hours ago

And battery safety!

[–] wjrii@lemmy.world 4 points 20 hours ago

While they've got it apart, they can make sure to use a high quality battery!

[–] nymnympseudonym@piefed.social 2 points 18 hours ago

Extra kudos to the friend who convinced the others that she is trustworthy enough to hold the ~~ring~~ Cart with Magic Juice inside

[–] sem@piefed.blahaj.zone 13 points 20 hours ago (2 children)
[–] barzaria@lemmy.world 16 points 20 hours ago (3 children)

Vapes have cotton inside them, used to wick the vape fluid into the heating coil. The heating coil surrounds the cotton. Ripping a fat bong hit then gets transformed into ripping fat cotton. I guess.

[–] AWTM_James@sh.itjust.works 19 points 20 hours ago

I always thought it was because those thick vape clouds look like big cotton balls

[–] sem@piefed.blahaj.zone 4 points 20 hours ago

Sweet. Thank you

[–] oopsgodisdeadmybad@lemmy.zip 2 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

No. Other reply nailed it but this just ain't it.

[–] JohnWorks@sh.itjust.works 11 points 20 hours ago (2 children)
[–] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 7 points 18 hours ago

The final fantasy guy?

Ok I guess.

[–] sem@piefed.blahaj.zone 4 points 20 hours ago

Is this like Master Cheifing ?

[–] FoxyGrandpa@lemmy.world 10 points 20 hours ago

They do the same thing in prison with contraptions to avoid one person having contraband

[–] exu@feditown.com 9 points 20 hours ago
[–] GalacticGrapefruit@lemmy.world 9 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

See, when I was a teenager, my friends and I passed around a journal that we would each write in for about a week. We'd scribble little comments in the margins and write down jokes and comics and riddles that we'd take turns trying to solve in later entries.

And then Facebook happened.

[–] _g_be@lemmy.world 5 points 16 hours ago

It's such a different beast being a kid now, if your journal was misplaced it would probably get plastered all over social media and laughed at for being cringe. Obv kids have always had the capacity to be cruel, but the instant access and wide reach has such a punishing effect on outspoken individuality

[–] Hackworth@piefed.ca 11 points 21 hours ago

Life uhh... finds a way.

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 3 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

But this was a solid plan! How did anyone get in trouble for this?

[–] dis_da_mor@anarchist.nexus 5 points 15 hours ago

probably a snitch

[–] ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 3 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

I see the spirit of La Resistancé lives on.

Just fyi the é goes on the first one not the second (unless it's some joke going over my head)