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[–] Sabata11792@ani.social 68 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Orange makes it go faster. Not the fastest color but it's up there.

[–] filcuk@lemmy.zip 24 points 3 days ago (1 children)
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[–] 0x0@lemmy.zip 17 points 2 days ago (5 children)
[–] jaennaet@sopuli.xyz 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Although tbf all those achievements were by the Soviet space program, while Roscosmos has been… well, less successful especially recently thanks to all the money going to murdering Ukrainians

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[–] redbr64@lemmy.world 118 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I always thought it looked cooler with the orange tank anyway

[–] neuromorph@lemmy.world 25 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Cooler with white, but heavier.

[–] guy@piefed.social 14 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Cooler depends on the amount of sunlight available

[–] Magnum@infosec.pub 15 points 2 days ago (3 children)
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[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Remove all the tanks and shit on the bottom to really save weight and just let the shuttle fly? It's not rocket science.

[–] PugJesus@piefed.social 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Found the Kerbal Space Program player?

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

If it's just the shuttle, the odds of the wrong part disconnecting when you hit spacebar go way down.

[–] AffineConnection@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Nice username

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[–] Digit@lemmy.wtf 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

"Lower the inertial mass." -- Miles O'Brien, Star Trek Deep Space Nine, Season 1, Episode 1.

[–] AffineConnection@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Lower the inertial mass

—what to say when you want your obese Trekkie friend to take care of their health

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 days ago

Oh man you just brought up repressed memories of the biggest Trekkie nerd in elementary school making fun of me for my obesity.

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[–] betanumerus@lemmy.ca 43 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (6 children)

High end bicycle equipment has weight specs in grams.

[–] excral@feddit.org 35 points 3 days ago (15 children)

It's always hillarious to me to see boomers on expensive bikes that aim to save every gram while they could save 20kg on themselves.

[–] MagicShel@lemmy.zip 15 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Perhaps that's why they are on a bike?

[–] RaisinCrazyFool@kopitalk.net 3 points 2 days ago

If the point is to burn calories, then shaving weight off your equipment is counterproductive.

But if it makes you want to ride more, then great!

[–] infinitesunrise@slrpnk.net 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

In the cycling community we call those guys Freds.

And it's more of a light ribbing than a condemnation, since at least they've got themselves on a bike.

[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 10 points 2 days ago

Or skinny dudes with enormous ballsacks wearing tight Spandex on 15 pound carbon fiber bikes, but a 20 pound motorcycle lock.

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[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 41 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] PugJesus@piefed.social 112 points 3 days ago (4 children)

Back when NASA was flinging things into space for the first time, the tolerances that were even possible were extremely tight. Every pound mattered (every pound still matters, but because we have other things to do once we get to space nowadays, plus every pound is expensive).

600 pounds of white paint for the fuel tank was considered unnecessary, once the engineering team figured that it didn't actually protect the special foam covering of the fuel tank anyway. Thus the distinctive orange color!

[–] Scrollone@feddit.it 77 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (8 children)

For all the people in the world except the ones from the United States, 600 freedom units = ~272 kg

[–] Gladaed@feddit.org 2 points 1 day ago

To many significant digits. It's 300kg

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 11 points 2 days ago

That's 4 and half men. Or a minivan's worth of kids. Or 100 buckets of KFC

[–] wieson@feddit.org 14 points 2 days ago

Thank you, finally something sensible

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[–] slampisko@lemmy.world 27 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Oh, I thought the pictures were backwards. The orange being the natural color and the white being paint is really critical information for it to make sense lol

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[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 24 points 3 days ago

Oh my eyes glossed over the word "paint". Thanks.

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[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

SIX HUNDRED EL BEES? HOLY FUCK THAT'S A LOTTA PAINT.

[–] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

That's why American Airlines had the "cheat line" livery. Bare hulls saved them enough weight to carry like an extra 2 passengers.

Plus, polished metal on airframes looks sweet IMHO. Real "DC3 golden era of aviation" vibes.

[–] TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world 29 points 3 days ago (9 children)

I'm too dumb for maths because I have dyscalculia, but i am always amazed by the engineering crowd on how they could improve efficiency by finding and tweaking just the little things.

[–] neuromorph@lemmy.world 20 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Its simple rocket math. Every lb of weight must consume fuel.

Si.pky. 1 lb of weight needs 1 lb of fuel to escape orbit. But the fuel has weight also. So the effective fuel you need to lift the rocket and payload is exponential.

The harder stuff is orbital mechanics. Getting things into orbit is easy. Having thwm go where you want is the hard part.

[–] Town@lemmy.zip 22 points 3 days ago (3 children)
[–] GamingChairModel@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Good article for pointing out that specific rocket math. The optimistic tone of that article, though, is very much a product of its publication date of February 2020. The space programs have suffered major technical, financial, and political setbacks since then, and the geopolitical moment doesn't really lend itself to megaprojects like moon missions.

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[–] gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yeah but does it have protective properties? Like idk maybe it adds corrosion resistance or sth

[–] PugJesus@piefed.social 1 points 1 day ago

For most of the shuttle, yes, but the removal of the paint from the tank specifically was because the tank had a foam coating that was not actually meaningfully protected by the paint.

[–] atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works 17 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Fun fact: Columbia, pictured with the white tank, was the heaviest shuttle and was not modified to have the airlock necessary to dock with the ISS because the performance losses compared to the other shuttles made it difficult to use for ISS operations.

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[–] saturn57@lemmy.world 14 points 3 days ago (2 children)

The real question is why the default color is orange and not white or gray.

[–] Cort@lemmy.world 52 points 3 days ago (1 children)

The polyurethane spray foam insulation is orange.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

That's the default skin. It costs 100,000 doubloons to unlock the sick neon green and black skin.

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